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Presents for mom
    #4118898 - 05/01/05 04:00 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Another funny I wish to share with you  :cool: :grin::grin:

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered greatly. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a $100,000 theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600."
The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this priest who told me about a parrot that can recite the
entire Bible. It took 20 priests 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot
will recite it."
The other brothers were truly impressed. After the holidays, Mom sent out her thank you notes. She wrote: " Milton , the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole
house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home. I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.
The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and seating for 50 people, but all my friends
are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

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Re: Presents for mom [Re: zeppa]
    #4118909 - 05/01/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

i like it

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Re: Presents for mom [Re: Retired]
    #4118910 - 05/01/05 04:03 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

yea that one was pretty good

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