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Offlinezeppa
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Women's Personal Ads
    #4118867 - 05/01/05 03:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

This is for a laugh  :cool:

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish.............................49
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...........................Small chest
Average looking....................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure.................On Prozac
Free spirit........................Junkie
Friendship first...................Former slut
Fun................................Annoying
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned......................No BJs
Outgoing..........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.........................Sloppy drunk
Professional.......................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat
Large frame........................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate....................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want..
I am sorry = you'll be sorry
We need to talk = You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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Re: Women's Personal Ads [Re: zeppa]
    #4118872 - 05/01/05 03:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Also funny.

Maybe in the future you could just open one thread and post a bunch of jokes, instead of starting a whole shit load of 'em :smirk:


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