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OfflineTasty_Smurf_House
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I have to go to the bathroom
    #4116006 - 04/30/05 09:07 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Or at least that's what I feel like half the day. So often I feel like i have to go shit. I shit at least three times a day. What the fuck?


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4116120 - 04/30/05 09:32 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

:lol:

I shit like, once every day or two.

Stop eating so much damn fruit. :smirk:


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4116122 - 04/30/05 09:32 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

i get a couple in per day. i don't know if your "condition" is that big of a deal. i'm sure there's lots of heavy shitters out there.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4116136 - 04/30/05 09:34 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Like heavy said if your eating lots of fruit, then thats most likely your problem. I used toi shit once every 3 days then I started eating healthier, more fruits, less poseced foods, ect and now I'm going once a day.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: barfightlard]
    #4116146 - 04/30/05 09:36 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Yeah.

It's supposed to be healthy to shit a lot.

Lowers your chance of colon cancer I think.

fiber could also do it.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4116194 - 04/30/05 09:48 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Get your fiber :smile:.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: baraka]
    #4116612 - 04/30/05 11:31 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Sometimes my shitter seems to work fine, othertimes....not well at all. I think all the opiates really fucked me up.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Dark_Star]
    #4116617 - 04/30/05 11:33 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

i dunno. like it's not always that i have to, but lotsa the time i think i will but then there's nothing. a few years back i used to only crap once a day sometimes miss a day. weirdness.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Tasty_Smurf_House]
    #4116653 - 04/30/05 11:43 PM (13 years, 29 days ago)

I often go days without shitting, I use to take a dump at least once once a day...sometimes ever other day, and the. Nowadays sometimes I can shit like normal, other times I'm all screwed up.  :shrug:


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Dark_Star]
    #4117078 - 05/01/05 01:53 AM (13 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Sometimes my shitter seems to work fine, othertimes....not well at all. I think all the opiates really fucked me up.




I feel the same way...I've been clean for ~2 years and still struggle with it. Oats and plenty of garlic/onion dishes along with greens and fruits help a lot.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Organic]
    #4118590 - 05/01/05 02:19 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

The benzos (and some opiates) had me not shitting for a week; at one time nearly two weeks had passed.

I just started drinking coffee again :shrug: Keeps me regular, and I won't have to shit in public bathrooms (ugh) if I get it out in the morning.


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Adden]
    #4119123 - 05/01/05 04:54 PM (13 years, 28 days ago)

You think the more often you shit, makes it's it better to loose weight. Like your emptying your system, allowing food to digest quicker/better/more?


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Organic]
    #4128252 - 05/03/05 05:11 PM (13 years, 26 days ago)

Yeah, I figured it was going to be long lasting.....and I still use opiates on and off. Thanks for the suggestions (oates, garlic, fruits and veggies.), I'll have to try that out.  :thumbup:


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: Dark_Star]
    #4141197 - 05/06/05 09:32 AM (13 years, 24 days ago)

Yea I'm one to testify a good amount of fruits = a good amount of time spent on the toilet. Personally, I love the taste of fruits and I could live off of just fruit and steak, junk food doesn't get my attention much. Except when theres nothing to warm up and I'm too lazy to cook something. How long does everybody spend on the shitter, I can be done within 3 minutes if conditions are right (good reading material)


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Re: I have to go to the bathroom [Re: randomdude123456]
    #4141229 - 05/06/05 09:45 AM (13 years, 24 days ago)

I had a room mate who used to take 60-second power shits. He'd get up and say he needed to pitch a loaf...then be back before the next commercial was over.


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