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 smoke in dogs ear... 
#4114313 - 04/30/05 10:38 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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My friend and me have an on going arguement, he says blowing smoke in a dogs ear gets them high. I say they work like we do and if you want to get the dog high give him the shotgun to his nose, not his fucking ears. He says, "oh but it works", and i tell him that if you blow weed smoke all over a dogs head trying to get it in his ears, some is bound to go in his nose. He also thinks people on the shroomery won't be able to know the answer to this, so if you have any factual medical proof that would be awesome.
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Of course it does! The smoke goes through the ear canal directly to
the dog's brain and out the other side! 
edit: I suppose it COULD work, since the mouth, ears, eyes, and
nose are all connected in mammals. The dog would have to be
yawning though, to open those eustacian tubes right up.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: BloodNOil]
#4114516 - 04/30/05 12:03 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have a friend who gets his cat high like that all the time, just blows one hit in its ear and it runs off going crazy. Comes back from more in a little while. Haha
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: SawaziB]
#4114610 - 04/30/05 12:34 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can see that as a success if you're planning on discovering an ear irritant for canines. But as far as getting it high, I wouldn't fucking bother. Tell your friend he's a dip.
Dogs have sensitive ears. Take a look at a dog ear, it doesn't always look too clean and they sure as hell don't like having them touched. I wouldn't want marijuana, or any smoke condensing on the inside of my best friend's ear. As far as their noses are concerned, atleast there's more mucus in there but I still wouldn't condone getting animals high against their will. If they come back for more, then use your best judgement but this is a pretty grey area.
As far as cats are concerned, catnip's part of the cannibicae family so it's no wonder why you can hear a story or two about a cat or kitten totally fucking up someone's grow. Some cats like to nibble or even eat buds too, yikes. My friend's cat always tries to come in the car when we hotbox but I don't know, I wouldn't get an animal high now that I'm older but if someone else does I'll just keep to myself and make sure they don't go overboard. 
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thats kind of dumb..
esp since dogs HATE when you blow in their ear.
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tell your friend to quit being a dick. the smoke can ruin their ear drum and make them deaf.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4114673 - 04/30/05 12:51 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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There is good membrane absorption in the ear. Look it up.
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I'm gonna start smokin my joints out of my ear just because of this thread.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: mecreateme]
#4114715 - 04/30/05 01:02 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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There was a thread on this subject a long while ago and some guy asked his vet about it, and that was his response 
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: mecreateme]
#4114723 - 04/30/05 01:03 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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i imagine very hot smoke would remove a lot of that.
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A buddy of mine met some dudes in Canadia who did that to their dog! According to them: "It gets the dog higher!"
He just thought they were silly Canadians... never heard of that anywhere else until this thread.
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IT DOESN'T GET THE DOG HIGH. if someone blew smoke in your ears would you get high? no.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#4115646 - 04/30/05 05:41 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yes, it works. Works on cats, too. To avoid freaking them out or doing any damamge you need to be gentle and exhale slowly. But it works.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: nunciate]
#4115655 - 04/30/05 05:44 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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NO IT DOESN'T. my god this is ridiculous.
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Quote:
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NO IT DOESN'T. my god this is ridiculous.
You've tried it, then?
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
#4115694 - 04/30/05 05:52 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't know how you tell how high your dog is, but both methods should work, although most dogs will have a fit if you try to blow smoke in thier ears. I know my friends dog likes to get a little smoke blown in her face though, she sits and chills next to us when we are smokeing and we just blow clouds around her head, then after a little bit of this she will go lay down and chew on her bone or just sleep, she seems to like it, but how the hell can you really tell how high it's getting the animal?
At my last apartment my roomates and I had a cat, and we took a box, cut a hole in the top, inserted a plastic 20 ounce bottle, with the bottom cut off, sealed it of so air/smoke would not pass around it, and attached a tube to the top of the bottle, we would put the cat in the box, and sit in a circle around it and smoke, passing the tube, and blowing our hits into the box through the tube, so the cat was just sitting in a small box continuousley being filled with smoke, by the time we let her out we were all fairley convinced she had to have gotten high, and we could not think of anything else that would work better. She hated haveing smoke blown directley in her face, but she would stay chill inside our box.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: nunciate]
#4115698 - 04/30/05 05:54 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes. i also work in the veterinary field.
Edited by Amethyst_Acid (04/30/05 07:31 PM)
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My mother had a cat who died about a year ago from cancer. In the last few weeks, as she shriveled away, she would not eat on her own. After a while, Ma decided she would blow some pot smoke into her ear three times a day. After about fifteen minutes, the cat would crawl over to its food and eat.
But stories like this can be fabricated, just like any claimed knowledge. I say we do tests and collect data.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: nunciate]
#4115857 - 04/30/05 06:33 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I used to blow smoke in my fish's ear.
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my parents had some old miniture snauzers, and they were getting pretty old anyway, they were courious about what I was doing smoking weed so one day I cupped my hands around the dogs nose and blew the hit in through there nose..I did it to both dogs... they both sneezed almost every time I blew a hit through thier nose..
After a couple of minutes they started acting all happy..and looking like they were smiling or something..they kept going to get drinks of water... the male snhnauzer kept trying to hump the female dog a lot i remember..apparently it gets them horny as well..
I got them high a a bunch of times after that...they really enjoyed it.. but they both died a few years later from intesitinal worms...well they both acted like they were in pain...so it was ust a guess.. they were both 9 and 10 years old at the time when they died,,,my dad originally bought them to make pure bred puppies for profit..
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Skunk420]
#4115995 - 04/30/05 07:04 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dogs definatly do get high from smoke in the ear. A friend from higschool's dog gladdly accepted smoke to the ear or face. Smoke in the ear would make the dog's eyes red. We even gave the dog visine in one eye one time and it was runnen around with 1 bloodshot eye.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: baraka]
#4116111 - 04/30/05 07:30 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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putting visine in a dog's eyes is a VERY BAD IDEA
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: baraka]
#4116137 - 04/30/05 07:34 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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yes i heard that too..thier ears are sensitive too as well..but blowing it in thier nose/mouth works as well..
visine in a dogs eye..funny..
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Quote:
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putting visine in a dog's eyes is a VERY BAD IDEA
What's so bad about it?
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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.
You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.
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Quote:
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Quote:
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putting visine in a dog's eyes is a VERY BAD IDEA
What's so bad about it?
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Quote:
thegatewaydrug said:
Quote:
TheFakeSunRa said:
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Amethyst_Acid said:
putting visine in a dog's eyes is a VERY BAD IDEA
What's so bad about it?
Why do people quote something without adding any reply?
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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.
You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.
I disendorse you.[/quote]
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wtf is wrong with putting visine in a dogs eye? It worked just like it does on humans. I cant even fathom how it would be bad for dogs and not humans.
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because i was going to ask the same question but you already asked it so i quoted you instead of just asking it
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: baraka]
#4116208 - 04/30/05 07:51 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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baraka said:
wtf is wrong with putting visine in a dogs eye? It worked just like it does on humans. I cant even fathom how it would be bad for dogs and not humans.
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..... My dog of 10 years developed a tear duct disease and we have to put visene tears in his eyes 3 times a day, or they crust over... ....
Please be more concious of yourself in the Pub. You can state your POV without being an ass. 
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: CherryBom]
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On a side not there are some dogs that definatly are not down with the smoke. Never force a dog to take it if he doesnt want it. There are some dogs and cats tho that welcome you to do it. My friends dog infact actually i believe enjoyed getting high drunk as he would get pretty lovey with everyone when we drinked/smoked. This dog would also eat left out pot. Like if you left a bag or buds in reach it would eat it.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: baraka]
#4116324 - 04/30/05 08:17 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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it works i blow smoke in my friends dogs ears everytime we smoke, we get them drunk too seems too like beer more then weed. unless its a small dog it takes alot of shotguns through the nose to get em high tho.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... *DELETED* [Re: Da_Vine]
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All you people claiming it worked. Did your pets tell you this?
Just curious.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Trainwreck]
#4116660 - 04/30/05 09:45 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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Like a lot of the posters on here have said, for God's sake don't blow smoke in a dog's EARS. If the dog likes smoke then blow it in his face but not his EARS. If you really want to get your dog high I suggest making brownies. Put some beef in there. What do you think is in a Scoobie snack anyway?
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I had a friend whose cats loved to get high. She also said that they absorb more through the ears than the lungs. I don't know if its true or not, but everytime I'd hit the bong, the cats would gather around waiting for me to blow smoke on them. I'd gently blow it at their face and they would close their eyes and raise their ears up.
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Nah, just keep all your herb for yourself, why waste it on your pet...
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people who do shit like this should have their pets taken away.
christ. give yourself fucking cancer if you want too, but leave the animals alone.
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my cousin dog ate a dime bag once she was high as shit the hole night he was scared she was gonna die cause she was just laying there. your right 'madtown' leave animals alone, just throw it on the floor and let them make the decision. 
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my dads dogs were old anyway...please..they liked it..and they ended up dying from worms besides...call the police it is animal abuse..hey atleast I didn't kick them and hurt them...
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Quote:
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people who do shit like this should have their pets taken away.
christ. give yourself fucking cancer if you want too, but leave the animals alone.
It's almost impossible to get cancer from weed smoke.
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You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.
You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.
I disendorse you.[/quote]
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I have never heard of any cases of cancer from weed alone...it is usually the medicine for cancer patients....
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I would never blow smoke in a dog's ear. This is just very un-natural. Smoke is not meant to be "Inhaled through an ear" << Read that statement over and over and maybe you'll make some sense of it. heh.. That is pretty fucked to be blowing smoke through any creatures ear.. Noses and mouthes are meant to breathe and intake things into the lungs. Ears are meant to catch and decipher sounds not air and smoke.  How would you like it if somebody took a straw stuck it in your ear and blew a hit of smoke in it? Dogs ears are bigger than ours and very sensitive so I can imagine this is how it must feel.
Technicaly it is not natural to inhale/blow smoke anywhere...
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: emptywisdom]
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my theory:
they think its something edible, and they're begging.
my 8 week old puppy (who had never seen weed before) watched me smoke while sitting in front of me looking at my pipe. when I'd put it down she'd try and get to it. since then shes been trying to steal my weed.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Skunk420]
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it is usually the medicine for cancer patients....
usually?
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4117300 - 05/01/05 01:25 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I use it for just about everything.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Trainwreck]
#4117301 - 05/01/05 01:25 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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i never knew you had cancer
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#4117623 - 05/01/05 03:01 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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hot boxed my old dog back in the day, it helped he back injury (slipped disk) she acted like a puppy again 
as for the ear crap all i hear is "yes, no, yes, no..."
someone even stated that they worked in a vets office. doing what filing paper? cleaning kennels. whats your proof?
to truly reach an answer proof is needed.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: batou]
#4118394 - 05/01/05 11:01 AM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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i always herd that it works. everyone ive ever known has blown smoke in there dogs ears to get them high. one of my friends dogs even come up and sticks his ear out when you start smoking
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Quote:
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yes. i also work in the veterinary field.
receptionist?
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: Roadkill]
#4119087 - 05/01/05 02:46 PM (19 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm a brain surgeon, I know everything, muah.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: batou]
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batou said:
hot boxed my old dog back in the day, it helped he back injury (slipped disk) she acted like a puppy again
wow, you're a quality human.
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batou said:
as for the ear crap all i hear is "yes, no, yes, no..."
someone even stated that they worked in a vets office. doing what filing paper? cleaning kennels. whats your proof?
where did i say they worked in an office? i said some member asked his fucking vet what it would do.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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i said it. i'm a technician. like a nurse for animals. no i don't think i have proof atm, shall i scan my diploma for you?
i had no idea that would piss some of you off so bad, calm down....
i just don't see how the thc could be absorbed through the ears. it's not even a mucous membrane. it just doesn't make sense.
as for the visine, i don't know why it's bad, i just know i've been told it is.
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"Oxygen is absorbed from the air in the middle ear into the blood vessels running through its lining, in much the same way that oxygen is absorbed in the lungs."
http://www.familydoctor.co.uk/htdocs/deafness/deafness_specimen.html
sounds like it's a possibility. gas exchange does happen in the middle ear apparently. but the eardrum is between the middle ear and the pinna (earflap). so yeah i dunno
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So the smoke would be passing through the animals eardrum to get to the middle ear??
That cannot be good for the animal in any way.
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yeah the only time gas goes through the eardrum is when you change the pressure, or "pop" your ears.
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Wow I didn't even have to do anything.
Is look it up not enough for some of you?
So is this a debate on wether to get animals high now?
Fucking Lord.
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I told my dog if he wants a hit so Goddamn bad he can go load the bong his fucking self!
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You need to chill the fuck out.
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My dog better chill the fuck out and quit smoking all my weed. He can get a Goddamn job and buy his own fucking weed.
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It didn't come off the top of my head. School knowledge. And it is also based on personal experience with getting an animal high that enjoyed having smoke blown in its ears. Everyone in this thread seemed to put the idea down for no reason at all. They all seemed to say, it doesn't work, end. No one seemed to have any experience or know how in this area. I knew a dog that liked to get high this way, if you consider running up to you whenever you are holding the bong and presenting his ear to you liking to get high, I would. After that he would act a little wound up and then go lay down and go to sleep with red eyes. And the dog, Steve, always came back to get high, he could put his ear near your mouth, he really seemed to want it and liked it. We also blew smoke in his nose and he didn't like that and ran away, however, he enjoyed some ear smoking. Animals are easy to gauge on their reaction, if they don't like it they will run away or struggle or bite you.
Can people not get over a little bird?
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: mecreateme]
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ok i tested on myself, i took a straw and put it by my ear, then i took a mad bong rip and blew it through the straw in my ear, i did it a few times and i swear im as baked as ever.
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Good Job, man.
Now thats what I'm talking about.
 Believe.
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lol sounds like an idead.
i can make air come out of my ear...ill have to try it with smoke...kinda like the squirting milk out my eye thing
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yes. i also work in the veterinary field.
receptionist?
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Smoke causes ear infections in babies and young children. Dogs have extremely sensitive hearing to high frequencies, if sensitivity means anything to readers here. Would anyone here like air forced up their nose? I don't think so. Again, the olfactory equipment of dogs can be tremendously more sensitive than humans (ever hear of a Bloodhound?)
Canines experience disorientation from psychedelics, and cannabis is a psychedelic. Here is another case for an insensitive burn-out or simpleton to abuse a domestic pet.
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what everyone is failing to mention in this thread is that you dont blow smoke AT(not IN) the dog's ear so that the smoke is actually absorbed through the ear, you do it because when you blow on a dogs ear they respond by jerking their head toward you and snorting (my dog does anyway)
the dogs dont actually get high by inhaling smoke through their ears, they get high because when they spin around and snort they take a hit.
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hell yea. my favorite dispensary down the street sells awesome ganja cookies, 3 for 5 dollars. My dog is reeeallly old, has tumors everywhere and bad hips, and sometimes he tells me he has trouble sleeping(he just sits by my bed whining and panting). On nights like this, or when there're fireworks going on and he's freaking out, i just give him a couple cookies and he's chill. I also blow smoke in his face whenever I'm smoking and he happens to be here. My dog pants a lot, especially during the summer. So im sure he's breathing some in. And he likes it, so why not.
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Wow this thread is so fucking spun. I think every single person is arguing something different in just about every post.
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Re: smoke in dogs ear... [Re: mecreateme]
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I used to smoke weed with my chinchillas, and they got some pretty big f'en ears.
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Ok I am a big time animal lover. I would never blow smoke into an animals ear or nose till one night I was with my cousin and we were smoking in the garage when his cat came up and my cousin promptly picked him up and gently blew smoke around his face a couple times. He then sat the cat down and the cat went berserk, just literally bouncing off the walls. 10 min. later the cat came back and jumped in my cousins lap and would not leave him alone till he blew more smoke in his face. I was so against it at first telling him to stop your going to hurt the cat, but he kept on saying just watch. This cat knew what weed was and loved it. Every time we smoked in the garage he would come up and sit on your lap, and if you refused to blow smoke in his face the motherfucker would claw the shit out of you. About the ear thing, I worked for a vet for a couple years and we had a cat come in that reaked of pot once. It had a bad ear infection. Possibly just a coincidence I dont know.
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I dont know if you can get a dog high or not, They dont have the same nervous system as us and the only reason they seem high is because your high.
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Lol, Anything other than feeding him some bud is basically a waste of time and a moment of false happiness and excitment, haha.. I've had friends that have tried that same way, And it's just not gonna work, 100% of any animal I've seen, Turned away, after the smelt it and stopped breathing.
Now putting a small pet in an enclosed area... Lmfao , I saw a cops episode of them bustin in on this dude for somethin, And he had made a bong that he fashioned him self, With a huge chamber in it that his pet cat or someething could fit in perfectly, They didnt even know there was a cat in it cuz it was so fogged out.. Lmfao.
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the only reason they seem high is because your high.
Lmfao, that made me laugh a little bit.. Cuz it basically explains every experience where people try to blow shotguns to a dog or somethin and get all excited thinkin its hilarious... Dog's like, Wtf's goin on gimme some baconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Yes, it works. Works on cats, too. To avoid freaking them out or doing any damamge you need to be gentle and exhale slowly. But it works.
As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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thats kind of dumb..
esp since dogs HATE when you blow in their ear.
As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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Lol, Anything other than feeding him some bud is basically a waste of time and a moment of false happiness and excitment, haha.. I've had friends that have tried that same way, And it's just not gonna work, 100% of any animal I've seen, Turned away, after the smelt it and stopped breathing.
Now putting a small pet in an enclosed area... Lmfao , I saw a cops episode of them bustin in on this dude for somethin, And he had made a bong that he fashioned him self, With a huge chamber in it that his pet cat or someething could fit in perfectly, They didnt even know there was a cat in it cuz it was so fogged out.. Lmfao.
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the only reason they seem high is because your high.
Lmfao, that made me laugh a little bit.. Cuz it basically explains every experience where people try to blow shotguns to a dog or somethin and get all excited thinkin its hilarious... Dog's like, Wtf's goin on gimme some baconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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IT DOESN'T GET THE DOG HIGH. if someone blew smoke in your ears would you get high? no.
As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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NO IT DOESN'T. my god this is ridiculous.
As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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Like a lot of the posters on here have said, for God's sake don't blow smoke in a dog's EARS. If the dog likes smoke then blow it in his face but not his EARS. If you really want to get your dog high I suggest making brownies. Put some beef in there. What do you think is in a Scoobie snack anyway?
Actually Dogs naturally will reject smoke, of any kind. They do not like the taste, smell, or anything about it. Therefore having smoke go through a dog's nose or mouth might cause the dog to assosiate weed or whatever youre giving him with the discomfort of having smoke blown at him. So in reality, the ear is the way to go. See below:
"As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
Thank you and have a good night."
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blowing smoke in a dogs ear definitely works to get them high. For sure. Im not sure about the exact science but many dogs have a flap on there ear that is literally there to collect scent. somehow the ear is connected to the nasal passage. Many of my friends do this with there dogs, and I have definitely seen many get nice a stoned.
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Damn what the hell RobbieRobb98
7 posts total and they are all the same.
Ya know there is an edit button.
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Damn what the hell RobbieRobb98
7 posts total and they are all the same.
Ya know there is an edit button.
And a really old thread to boot.
Ha. It cracked me up.
The guy with the story about cats who want to get high is totally right!
Animals who have gotten stoned before and liked it... will hang around while you're smoking. They know what's up.
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Damn what the hell RobbieRobb98
7 posts total and they are all the same.
Ya know there is an edit button.
And a really old thread to boot.
haha and dude only has seven posts total
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ok i tested on myself, i took a straw and put it by my ear, then i took a mad bong rip and blew it through the straw in my ear, i did it a few times and i swear im as baked as ever.
wow you took a hit a blew it in your own ear... did it occur to you that you're getting high of the smoke you inhaled and not the smoke you exhaled into your ear?
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Your dog wont get high and your friend is a douche for trying. The smoke wouldnt even make it past the ear drums because of the thin membrane that is there. 
I must say the most he will do is ruin his dogs sensitive ears. Tell him to quit and find something better to do whilst getting stoned.....
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As a matter of fact, blowing smoke into a dogs ear does work. The dog's ear is different from a humans such that it has no ear drum, just an Auditory tube which goes straight to the cerebral cortex. So marijuana smoke would pass through this tube directly to the THC receptors (yes most mammals are born with THC receptors. If Marijuana was so bad then why would our bodies prepare for its intake?) that are in the dogs brain.
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How about just not trying to get your dog high because it is a real dick move. How about that?
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PLEASE READ THIS POST, SOME OF THE OTHER ADVICE ON HERE COULD SERIOUSLY HARM YOUR PET! I AM NOT ANTI-STONER PETS, SO READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR PET HIGH SAFELY!!!
No, I'm not a Vet- but my Mother is and I asked her directly. She knows I smoke, I'm an adult and she doesn't care, so she gave me straight answers.
Do NOT blow smoke in your dog's, or cat's, or snake's, or iguana's, or horse's, or that friend who lives on your couch's (do you see where I'm going with this?) or any other ear!
YES, it is true that blowing smoke in the ears might get the animal high. The ears, eyes, nose, throat and mouth are all connected (If you don't believe me search 'condom challenge' and 'milk from eye' on youtube.), heated pot smoke will be absorbed my the nearest mucous membrane and given the relatively small body size of most pets, there will be effects.
HOWEVER
You might also make your pet really sick. There are germs in our spit and breath and pot smoke isn't hot enough to kill them. You could give your pet (or another human) a very nasty ear infection- if you've never had one, imagine having a rusty crowbar jammed into your brain through your ear and roughly wiggled around one in a while.
The ear maintains itself for the most part, though people with droopy eared dogs (like cocker spaniels) will know that they need help to stay clean. It doesn't like or need any extra moisture or new germs- but when you blow smoke in the ear this is exactly what you put in there and it can cause an infection that will be painful at best, and could cost their hearing- or worse, up to death, if the infection spreads.
If you want to get your pet high, then look below for how to do it right. Naysayers- Pot smoke is not lethal, it doesn't cause cancer etc, therefore just smoking out your pet is not abuse in and of itself. I don't necessarily support smoking out smaller animals, but people are going to do it, they might as well know how to do it safely. Keeping people ignorant is no way to prevent them from doing the 'wrong' thing, it is in fact an assured way to cause people to do more things wrong.
Now, because pot smoke is still smoke, you are exposing your pet to the same risks that you are taking on yourself. The same risks anyone takes who sets any plant matter on fire and inhales the smoke. IF you want to be totally safe with your pet, get a vaporizer- but keep in mind how dang strong those things are. Your pet is not gonna OD from it (unless they're a rodent.. Honestly guys probably don't get rodents high, they're really small), but they can still get too high and suffer from dizziness, nausea, and/or have other unpleasant side effects, and you didn't wanna give them a bad high, right?
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Cats and cat-sized or smaller: Just fill your mouth with smoke and gently cover their nose until they've taken a couple breaths OR blow towards their nostrils slowly enough that they take a couple breaths. Don't cover and blow it in- the lung difference is too big to risk, could blow out their lungs if you accidentally force too much air in. Yes, that is possible, and it would traumatize you, so be smart. Especially on something really small like a snake or rodent (I honestly wouldn't suggest giving a rodent more than one hit unless it's a capybara.)
When you're done blowing, pull your mouth away fast, they're likely to sneeze. Gently rub the top of their nose because getting a hit through the nose burns a bit at first (try it yourself, you'll see.) so the rubbing feels good.
Praise, pet and use a word for what you're doing. Ie: "Good kitty, good Toke" but do NOT give them treats etc. That would be training them to smoke, and then they're not smoking because they like it, they're smoking to please you and I hope I don't need to explain why that's fucked up. You just want to train a neutral association between the action and the word, not a reward.
Real-dog sized Dogs and bigger: Keeping their size and probable lung capacity in mind!- take a hit, or a mouthful and cover their nose with your mouth, blowing smoke in their nose slowly. Don't blow in both mouth and nose at once, or hard/fast. Leaving the mouth uncovered leaves a 'release', as it were, if you blow too much. If you hear a gurgling/bubbling/raspberry kind of sound it means it's coming out the mouth, so stop. Don't worry, they're not hurt by this, but it means they need to exhale.
When you're done blowing, pull your mouth away fast, they're likely to sneeze. Gently rub the top of their nose because getting a hit through the nose burns a bit at first (try it, you'll see.) so the rubbing feels good.
Praise, pet and use a word for what you're doing. Ie: "Good boy, good Toke." but do NOT give them treats etc. That would be training them to smoke, and then they're not smoking because they like it, they're smoking to please you and I hope I don't need to explain why that's fucked up. You just want to train a neutral association between the action and the word, not a reward.
The point of the praise and word-association is first, so they don't think the smoke is a punishment (with no context it would seem like one at first). But it's mainly so later, you can ASK them if they want to smoke, and respect their choice. After they learn the word association, you can hold up your piece before smoking, ask "Wanna toke (or whatever your word is) boy?" and you will know whether they liked being high or not by their reaction. Personally, my dog has days where he jumps around like a puppy, excited about smoking and other days where he just looks at me like "Eehhh.. Not today". =)
He also whines and paws my arm when I forget to ask him and start smoking without him, so then I ask "Oh, you wanna toke?" and he'll respond with a bark, usually. Like "DUH! Why do you think I pawed at you and whined when you started without me??"
Just remember to respect them as another being that has an opinion on being high just like you. If they're not interested, don't force it. If they do like it, don't try to make them hold the hit to get high faster or whatever. Just give them more hits till they're uninterested. You know your pet, I'm sure you can tell when they're 'done' with something. Just don't be a douche. Let them stop when they've reached their limit. =)
Oh, animals get cottonmouth and the munchies too, so keep water and healthy pet snacks on hand for after- wait until you're done before you give snacks so they don't associate it as a reward.
This isn't about smoking, but while I'm talking about stoner pet safety- Don't feed your pet weed food/candy/etc- the risk is too great, animals can definitely get sick from eating and ingesting pot-products because they are extracts, the thc concentrations and concentrations of other chemicals are higher. Not all are dangerous to all animals, but it is ridiculously hard to figure out which things are safe for which animal- easier to avoid the whole thing and not risk your pet's life. Stick to smoke/vapor.
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spazmodog
Registered: 02/27/11
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its just unethical to get ur animal high cos they cannot consent
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