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freddurgan
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This shit kinda makes me wanna die
#4106080 - 04/28/05 07:46 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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All I did was eat a bagel. I eat a bagel all the time, but now I have incredible gas and am in extreme pain. Why? Was I cursed with a complete failure of a GI tract? What a joke. I'd sacrifice the ability to eat food if I could gain the ability to not need it.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: freddurgan]
#4106081 - 04/28/05 07:46 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Does your belly hurt? Try Beano.
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Krishna
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: freddurgan]
#4106088 - 04/28/05 07:50 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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hmm...
i had very bad gas night, and was trying to have a romantic dinner with my girlfriend... bad combination
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: Krishna]
#4106091 - 04/28/05 07:52 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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i have really nasty farts every morning due to beer
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SoopaX
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: freddurgan]
#4106093 - 04/28/05 07:53 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Whats the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a martial art, and judo is what bagels are made out of.
Feel better?
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Krishna
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: SoopaX]
#4106095 - 04/28/05 07:54 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
SoopaX said: Whats the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a martial art, and judo is what bagels are made out of.
Feel better?
hehe i didn't read that aloud in my head, and didn't get the joke.
then i did. and then i got it.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: Krishna]
#4106112 - 04/28/05 08:04 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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This is an awesome thread!! BTW
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4106149 - 04/28/05 08:24 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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dang, that's one of the stupidest jokes ever...
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: freddurgan]
#4106201 - 04/28/05 08:45 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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peppermint? catnip? cayenne? soothe your stomach these will.. if a jedi you must be
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: Phychotron]
#4106278 - 04/28/05 09:16 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phychotron said: dang, that's one of the stupidest jokes ever...
Haha...that wasn't a joke.
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#4107012 - 04/28/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I think that joke made my day. Well done
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poke smot!
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die *DELETED* [Re: freddurgan]
#4107036 - 04/28/05 01:01 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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freddurgan
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: poke smot!]
#4107095 - 04/28/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah maybe I am a little lactose intolerant. Lots of cheese tends to own me where it hurts.
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Re: This shit kinda makes me wanna die [Re: freddurgan]
#4107143 - 04/28/05 01:28 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ginger usually does my body pretty good. They make travel tabs that are just ginger extract and they work pretty good for gas and nausea.
But as far as not being able to eat "normally", I have fucking braces so I know how much it sucks to not be able to eat what you want. They should make fat people wear braces...
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