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OfflineMeraok
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Jinglehopper
    #4106370 - 04/28/05 11:54 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Let me share with you one of the best activities one can perform. First, you need a few supplies.
1.) A plastic bottle that you can see through. That means, no scratches, no labels, and no dog urine.
2.) Water. You can find water at most hardware stores, or perhaps even in your head. If you need to crack open your skull, do so carefully as to not lose a drop. You're brain is very capable of being squeezed. Like a fucking lemon.

Now, you need to put your water into this bottle. That's right. You don't need to fill it up, though. In fact, we only want a little bit. So, put your water in, and swirl it all around, then dump it out. Make sure there are still a few drops, but there will be, I assure you.

So, now, you have a minuscule amount of water in this bottle. Put the cap on. (oh, right. You're bottle needs a cap. What are you? A fucking capless millipede? Fuck.) Now, hit that bitch on something! You're knee, a table, whatever. All of the little droplets will separate and disperse. WONDERFUL!

Now you have a little universe in a bottle. Look at it. Get lost in it. I don't care.

The best thing is that this bottle is rechargeable, because complex polycarbons really don't like to go away.

Enjoy your fish, fucker.


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Re: Jinglehopper [Re: Meraok]
    #4106373 - 04/28/05 11:54 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

What confuses me the most is that the icon for this post is rolling its eyes.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

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OfflineMeraok
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Re: Jinglehopper [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4106389 - 04/28/05 11:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Tell me when I've never used that icon, and I will show you God.

In jest, though, I really like the way you wiggle. It fills my heart with delight and thoughts of succulent squid. Like a Japanese hornytoad. Nice. Good. Clouds make airplanes.


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Re: Jinglehopper [Re: Meraok]
    #4106722 - 04/28/05 01:38 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This post kinda scares me for some reason


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Re: Jinglehopper [Re: Meraok]
    #4106734 - 04/28/05 01:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

uhh ok


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Re: Jinglehopper [Re: Meraok]
    #4106784 - 04/28/05 01:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Brilliant!


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