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InvisibleSoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 1,690
My day thus far,
    #4106027 - 04/28/05 07:19 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Morning all,
SO heres my day so far. I have a final that I'm in the library trying to study for. Some fat smelly old chick sat down next to me and is noisily munching away on an apple. I'm strongly considering shooting her. She has BO and is on her cell phone. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Please die.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
Tool's groupie
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106029 - 04/28/05 07:20 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

gross. Is eating even allowed in a library? :shrug:


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4106033 - 04/28/05 07:22 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

No. I'm going to go take the "NO FOOD OR DRINKS" sign and tape it to her monitor. Then I'm going to print a sign saying "NO MOTHERFUCKING BODY ODOR" and put it next to it. Underneath that, "YOU ARE FIFTY YEARS OLD, OVERWEIGHT, AND NOT WORKING OUT. I SEE NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE WEARING SPANDEX". Then I'll shoot her.


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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106036 - 04/28/05 07:23 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

:grin: there is a very large man sitting next to me playing online poker.

and a woman in a burka.

weird.


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: Krishna]
    #4106038 - 04/28/05 07:24 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I am going to go get some coffee and slurp it down like a porn star. I can out gross anyone. When she leaves I'm going to set her computer to www.tubgirl.com and put her screensaver on, then she'll tap the mouse and get a brownie surprise.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106055 - 04/28/05 07:34 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I'm at a library. I'm sitting next to this guy...he's looking at me strange. Weird


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Offlinefreddurgan
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106062 - 04/28/05 07:39 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
I am going to go get some coffee and slurp it down like a porn star. I can out gross anyone. When she leaves I'm going to set her computer to www.tubgirl.com and put her screensaver on, then she'll tap the mouse and get a brownie surprise.




OMG PLEASE, OH PLEASE, DO THAT! That I think is one of the funniest things I've ever done to my roommate, which I have of course recieved back, but it's SO BITCH. Tubgirl is gross as hell, and it will be perfect. And slurp that shit like a porn star. Eating PISSES ME OFF LIKE NOTHING ELSE. I feel for you 10000%. And yes that's 100x more than is possible.


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: freddurgan]
    #4106064 - 04/28/05 07:39 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

People that chew with their mouths open should be open-game for having their lips stapled together.


also, she reads the webpages outloud.


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OfflineGus
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Registered: 07/16/03
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106236 - 04/28/05 08:59 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

hahaha in a librairy ?!
It wouldnt take long before Id tell her to shut up.
And thats my suggestion to you, my friend.

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Offlinegrphish
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: Gus]
    #4106292 - 04/28/05 09:19 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

sneak behind her and teabag the bag of her neck


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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: grphish]
    #4106355 - 04/28/05 09:45 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I just left for a few hours, sold my books back. Shes not here now, thanks fully, cause I did honestly bring my gun with me (yea, i have a permit and such)


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106357 - 04/28/05 09:46 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

:rolleyes:  Wonderful.


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-Erik Davis

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InvisibleSoopaX
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4106359 - 04/28/05 09:48 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yea. Well, thats the breaks. Life would be so much better if idiots could be killed on identification.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106360 - 04/28/05 09:48 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
Yea. Well, thats the breaks. Life would be so much better if idiots could be killed on identification.




Well you're a fucking idiot for saying that, so you'd be put down too.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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OfflineTao
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Registered: 09/19/03
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106363 - 04/28/05 09:49 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
Shes not here now, thanks fully, cause I did honestly bring my gun with me (yea, i have a permit and such)




I bet that makes you feel like a big man. :thumbup:


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: Tao]
    #4106365 - 04/28/05 09:51 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Now he can hold his dick without putting his hand down his pants.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleSoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Re: My day thus far, [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4106367 - 04/28/05 09:51 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yea, but i've got the gun. People who don't have guns who threaten people who have guns, well, I think I just discussed what should happen to people like that.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106369 - 04/28/05 09:52 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
:bitch: :bitch: :bitch:




:finger:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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InvisibleSoopaX
Criminal DrugAnalyst

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Posts: 1,690
Re: My day thus far, [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4106371 - 04/28/05 09:54 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Bah, I don't carry a gun around to shoot stupid people, I carry a gun around because the town I Go to school in is being over run by heroin dealing gang bangers from new york coming here to impregnante stupid white girls and make money. Let one of them try to carjack me.


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InvisibleOneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My day thus far, [Re: SoopaX]
    #4106376 - 04/28/05 09:55 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SoopaX said:
Bah, I don't carry a gun around to shoot stupid people, I carry a gun around because the town I Go to school in is being over run by heroin dealing gang bangers from new york coming here to impregnante stupid white girls and make money. Let one of them try to carjack me.




Is this some lame, childish attempt to rile me up? You're a tool.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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