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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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Oh, well in that case.....CATCH HER BREAKING THE LAW. That is self explanatory, you don't need advice on what to do if you already have your plan.


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Koala Koolio said:
there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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you make it known that it was you that got her in trouble you'd better be getting rid of anything illegal in your house.


"you fuck with me you fuck with the whole trialer park"

know what im saying? im rpetty serious saying this. its not ground you want to tread man. if revenge is a must, do it discretely and never tell anyone. dont even joke or hint about it. get in some serious uh oh.


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: kadakuda]
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Just give up. Is it that bad now? Even if it is, imagine how it will be if you fuck with her more? And if you make her lose her career, then what is left to lose....Especially when she has friends on the force? You are asking to have your place firebombed.


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Koala Koolio said:
there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: kadakuda]
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sit in her house and wait for her to come home then spring out and use her shock to subdue and tie her up with duck tape. Drag her back to your place and chain her to your bed where you will keep her for several weeks, feeding her off of carrots exclusively. After a while her skin will turn an orange hue. Then take pictures of her orange body and threaten to blackmail her with them. When she calls you crazy, hit her and tell her you're not crazy, you're just creatively different.

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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Everything she sends out will make it's way back to her. It would be best to just do everything you can to stay out of her way and avoid her. It sounds like there is some seriously negative energy that she wants to share with you. You don't want any part of that. You don't necessarily need to go out of your way to kill her with kindness or anything, hell, if she don't deserve it then she don't desrve it. Just do everything you can to avoid her, pretend like she's not even there, when she trys to instigate conflict deal with it quickley and do whatever you can to end the confrontation soon and without leaving unresolved issues. Make her keep that vibe to herself or find somewhere else to direct it, don't let her spread it your way. If she is really so crooked she will eventually mess things up for herself without any of your help. It's best sometimes to let negative people create thier own problems. She may feel a sense of invincibility because of her job. This is for the most part a false sense, and if she is truley abuseing her power she will learn this in a hard way on her own, and you will have had to do nothing but watch her self destruct, which I imagine may be quite enjoyable for you.

And this way you are not wasteing any more of your own time and energy on her. She does not deserve your time and energy.


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: kadakuda]
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You are so right, all I need to do is catch her breaking the law. It really is that easy. I've been overcomplicating this issue.

But I dont need to clean house, my house is always clean.

But in all seriousness, I have previously feared invasion and violent repercussions from defending myself from her. I mean, here I live next to SOME FUCKING NUTCASE that IN FACT has a gun. And she has previously illegally invaded my rental unit.

Today I actually felt physically threatened. They (husband and wife) made non-verbal and verbal threats of violence at me and I will not let them get away without substantive due process.


Maybe people from the southern midwest will understand better. These folks are hippy killers people. You better not show up at their watering hole with long hair and you sure as hell better not talk to anyone in a dark alley after last call.

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: emptywisdom]
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Be EXTRA nice to her.

Invite her for coffee in the afternoons.

Bring her casserole on Friday nights.

This will drive her quietly insane.


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: Legoulash]
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Rah said:
Kill the bitch


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: Ythan]
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but seriously...

Ythan said:
I agree with the people who said to be nice to her.


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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fuck what u heard from everyone. make the mildest brownies, cupcakes, ricecrispy treats etc. give them to her so when she its them she doesnt feel the ingredients. then call her in to her local dept. that she and her friends looked and the placed smelled like they were smoking weed. she will then get tested and loose her job and many chances of getting another.

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: durban_poison]
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she won't eat anything he gives her. :smirk:


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: emptywisdom]
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i think i have an idea about who this chick is, she became a cop to deal with other peoples drama, to make herself have some authroity, cause she was abused when she was younger... she loves the feeling of screwing people over and being able to say "well, i'm right in the situation, so HA"

i've heard on the discovery channel(or something), that if a complaint is made against an officer, an offical one, while thier on duty and through thier department and such, that even if its not true, or turns out to be in that persons favor, that they can be held from promotion for up to 10 years.

so if she pulls you over, and is a cunt, then you can go to her department and say "she was very rude... blah blah blah... " but the claim should be legit, cause they have cameras now...


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: Phychotron]
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Get a digital recorder and tape them verbally threatening you.
As soon as they do it, then tell them you have a recorder and have been recording the conversation and think that your lawyer would like to hear what is on it.


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You are everything's way of feeling itself.

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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a bear trap?


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: YidakiMan]
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dirty sanchez


she really wants the cock....they all do

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
dirty sanchez


she really wants the cock....they all do



:rotfl:


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: emptywisdom]
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Be nice to the whore. Invite yourself over for coffee and act as if you want to turn a new leaf. Invite them over for dinner every single night. Cheesy double dates if you have a honey who's willing to pitch in...
The funny thing is, you're probably going to have a lot of fun and shed a lot of uneccessary stress if you go this route.

Smother the fuckers with love. What are they going to do, threaten you with violence? :smirk:


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maryjane is the only thing that makes the pain stop

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: browndustin]
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Put some liquid lsd on her door noob that negative energy will show i promise. No jk thats not cool.


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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: Stonerguy]
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get a gallon of paint and pour it on their car or garage door?


I like the lsd idea too  :evil:

Edited by XsXs (04/10/06 11:00 PM)

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Re: Help me set a trap for my neighbor, the cop [Re: XsXs]
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WTF did you revive this dinosaur for?


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