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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Male Body Sprays
    #4103968 - 04/27/05 06:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Has anybody seen those commercials for male body sprays like "Axe" and "Tag"? These commercials show chicks going nuts over the smell of the sprays. The latest one I saw had a young guy going to pick up his girlfriend. The girl's mom answered the door and smelled the spray on him. She immediately started advancing on him in a sexual manner.

Does this shit work that well? Does it smell that good to women? Or is this stuff overwhelming and obnoxious to the senses?

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InvisibleYarry
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4103975 - 04/27/05 06:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

its nice if used right, but dont expect to be fuckin random women cuz you spent 5 bones on deodorant spray


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InvisibleIrradiated_Feces
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4103979 - 04/27/05 06:34 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Does this shit work that well?




Of course it does, you saw the commericals yourself!

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4103988 - 04/27/05 06:36 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Don't waste your money. It has a really cheap smell to it. It should only be used to spray the inside of your car

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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4103993 - 04/27/05 06:38 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

just like drinking a Bud Light will not get you laid like the commericals, ghetto ass spray-on cologne from K-Mart will not....

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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4103999 - 04/27/05 06:39 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

cheap, watered down cologne with a poorly executed advertising strategy... I'll never touch that shit! I use one spray of real cologne when I want to smell nice and a bottle lasts me years.


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InvisiblePawPaw
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4104038 - 04/27/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Hell yes it works ...I have to beat em off with a stick


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
    #4104040 - 04/27/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)


cheap, watered down cologne with a poorly executed advertising strategy

If it got my attention....then it is a pretty good advertising strategy. I manage to block out 99% of ad crap.

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InvisibleYarry
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: PawPaw]
    #4104042 - 04/27/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

how am i not surprised you would be the one to say they work paw?


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InvisiblePawPaw
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Yarry]
    #4104059 - 04/27/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Its because im a babe magnet


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: PawPaw]
    #4104076 - 04/27/05 06:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

you are indeed a ladies man paw


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4104084 - 04/27/05 06:54 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

If you say so. I think it's a pretty lame ad scheme but it DID get your attention.

I guess you're the target audience since you're constantly looking for ways to get women to jump on your cock, no questions asked. I've seen your pheremone (sp?) thread :smirk:


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InvisibleAdom
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4104087 - 04/27/05 06:55 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I hope I never step foot into your car, I hate when peoples car smell like cologne or perfume, fucking head ache central.

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
    #4104097 - 04/27/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

There was this dude that weighed in at about 300 lbs. that carried a can of axe with him. And the girls couldn't stay away from him. He got more pussy than a pussy

Edit: Sarcasm

Edited by Boiledmeatloaf (04/27/05 06:57 PM)

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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
    #4104100 - 04/27/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I bought some that red zone body wash ...see what followed me home
:tongue:


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Adom]
    #4104101 - 04/27/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

there is one commercial where all these women have signs marked into their backs, and it ends up being because they get so horny they fuck guys at all sorts of random places and the signs (or steering wheels, or lockers, etc) get imprinted into theirs backs

cool commercial

im like 90% sure it was for one of those body sprays


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4104104 - 04/27/05 06:58 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, but was it good pussy? :smirk:

There are plenty of sluts out there, I'm aware of that.


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
    #4104108 - 04/27/05 06:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

mantis said:
I think it's a pretty lame ad scheme but it DID get your attention.

I guess you're the target audience since you're constantly looking for ways to get women to jump on your cock, no questions asked. I've seen your pheremone (sp?) thread :smirk:




:lol:

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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4104111 - 04/27/05 06:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Male Body Sprays




are sorta gay bro.

I like a woman that likes the smell of sweat.


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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4104115 - 04/27/05 07:00 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

yeah i use it
but never fo da pussy
i do it fo da weed :smile:

it may not get me a humming bj but it makes me not smell like shit and weed :0


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