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RandalFlagg
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Male Body Sprays
#4103968 - 04/27/05 06:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Has anybody seen those commercials for male body sprays like "Axe" and "Tag"? These commercials show chicks going nuts over the smell of the sprays. The latest one I saw had a young guy going to pick up his girlfriend. The girl's mom answered the door and smelled the spray on him. She immediately started advancing on him in a sexual manner.
Does this shit work that well? Does it smell that good to women? Or is this stuff overwhelming and obnoxious to the senses?
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Yarry
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its nice if used right, but dont expect to be fuckin random women cuz you spent 5 bones on deodorant spray
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Irradiated_Feces
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Does this shit work that well?
Of course it does, you saw the commericals yourself!
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Don't waste your money. It has a really cheap smell to it. It should only be used to spray the inside of your car
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Vvellum
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just like drinking a Bud Light will not get you laid like the commericals, ghetto ass spray-on cologne from K-Mart will not....
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mantis
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cheap, watered down cologne with a poorly executed advertising strategy... I'll never touch that shit! I use one spray of real cologne when I want to smell nice and a bottle lasts me years.
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PawPaw
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Hell yes it works ...I have to beat em off with a stick
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
#4104040 - 04/27/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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cheap, watered down cologne with a poorly executed advertising strategy
If it got my attention....then it is a pretty good advertising strategy. I manage to block out 99% of ad crap.
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Yarry
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: PawPaw]
#4104042 - 04/27/05 06:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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how am i not surprised you would be the one to say they work paw?
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PawPaw
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Yarry]
#4104059 - 04/27/05 06:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Its because im a babe magnet
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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Yarry
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: PawPaw]
#4104076 - 04/27/05 06:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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you are indeed a ladies man paw
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mantis
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If you say so. I think it's a pretty lame ad scheme but it DID get your attention.
I guess you're the target audience since you're constantly looking for ways to get women to jump on your cock, no questions asked. I've seen your pheremone (sp?) thread
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Adom
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I hope I never step foot into your car, I hate when peoples car smell like cologne or perfume, fucking head ache central.
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Captain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
#4104097 - 04/27/05 06:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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There was this dude that weighed in at about 300 lbs. that carried a can of axe with him. And the girls couldn't stay away from him. He got more pussy than a pussy
Edit: Sarcasm
Edited by Boiledmeatloaf (04/27/05 06:57 PM)
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PawPaw
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
#4104100 - 04/27/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I bought some that red zone body wash ...see what followed me home
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: Adom]
#4104101 - 04/27/05 06:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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there is one commercial where all these women have signs marked into their backs, and it ends up being because they get so horny they fuck guys at all sorts of random places and the signs (or steering wheels, or lockers, etc) get imprinted into theirs backs
cool commercial
im like 90% sure it was for one of those body sprays
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mantis
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Yeah, but was it good pussy?
There are plenty of sluts out there, I'm aware of that.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Male Body Sprays [Re: mantis]
#4104108 - 04/27/05 06:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
mantis said: I think it's a pretty lame ad scheme but it DID get your attention.
I guess you're the target audience since you're constantly looking for ways to get women to jump on your cock, no questions asked. I've seen your pheremone (sp?) thread
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Roadkill
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Male Body Sprays
are sorta gay bro.
I like a woman that likes the smell of sweat.
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notapillow
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yeah i use it but never fo da pussy i do it fo da weed
it may not get me a humming bj but it makes me not smell like shit and weed :0
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