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DNKYD
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Reading material for the can
#4097577 - 04/25/05 10:42 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I usually don't take long shits. So if I bring a mag or something with me into the can I won't get too far into an article before I'm done. So sometimes, like early morning, or late night (like now, right after this post) I like to just bring a magazine or book into the shitter, do my business, and just read. I don't care if I'm done and nothing else is on its way out, I want to read damnit!
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Wysefool
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4097645 - 04/25/05 11:03 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya you've got to keep up on your reading
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4097654 - 04/25/05 11:06 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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You should read this...
It is like plant pron
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notapillow
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: blissedout]
#4097663 - 04/25/05 11:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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dude.... i know what you mean :birthday
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4097682 - 04/25/05 11:20 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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some sluts box LOL!!!
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4097705 - 04/25/05 11:25 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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I like to poop and browse the shroomery!!! laptop + wireless = key!
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DNKYD
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Psilygirl]
#4097718 - 04/25/05 11:27 PM (18 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hm, taking shroomery scat to a whole new level.....
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Psilygirl]
#4098173 - 04/26/05 08:27 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psilygirl said: I like to poop and browse the shroomery!!! laptop + wireless = key!
:laughs: I'm getting a laptop with wireless and that didn't even occur to me!! It's so going to happen!
As it is, I like to read my bathroom products. Toothpaste ingredients, soap directions, random shit.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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i tend to read the newspaper.
or i'm very hungover and am struggling not to fall off the toliet and fall back asleep on the floor.
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Chikitta
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: As it is, I like to read my bathroom products. Toothpaste ingredients, soap directions, random shit.
Yeah same... I like to know what I'm rubbing in to my teeth and how to properly use my shampoo.
Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4098186 - 04/26/05 08:32 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Popular Science mag. is almost a necessity for me. I also read labels on any kind of bathroom product
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i usually pray when in the toilet usually i ask god that my ass won't burn for hours after i poo
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: grphish]
#4098365 - 04/26/05 09:58 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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usually the days comics, the current book i'm reading or the everpresent labels on the products i use. oh yeah and my catalog from palidan press. but i think i might start taking the computer there. heh heh
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: batou]
#4098390 - 04/26/05 10:10 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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theres always bunch of comics and science mags and such in my bathroom for that purpose.. i?d get way bored taking a crap without them
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: budsicle]
#4098559 - 04/26/05 11:26 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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How long does it take you in the bathroom?? i usually don't have time for a magazine.. Drop a few bombs, and I'm on my way..
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: larryg]
#4098604 - 04/26/05 11:39 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I usually just drop a heavy tinker. Then sit there and read an article or two, sooo maybe about 15 minutes
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DNKYD
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Yeah, the shitting itself is very short. But I like to just relax, listen to nature outside, and read a little. It makes me feel alive.
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4098836 - 04/26/05 12:37 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Calvin and Hobbes or The Far Side comics are great on the can. You don't have to get too into them, one or two pages and you're all done. Although I usually just ponder life on the can.
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DNKYD
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True. Some of my most profound sober thoughts come to me while in the midst of the eternal struggle to push that last turd out.
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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
#4098859 - 04/26/05 12:42 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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DNKYD said: True. Some of my most profound sober thoughts come to me while in the midst of the eternal struggle to push that last turd out.
So true, so true..
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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