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OfflineThe_Hobbit
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What is good sex
    #4097819 - 04/26/05 12:07 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

What, in your opinion, makes for good sex? Have you studied the kama sutra or tantric stuff? I have no idea about those things, but I am interested in their general teachings.

I think I would be naturally good at having sex, even though I'm a virgin. I can just tell. =) But I'd like to learn more about it and get your guys' opinion on the matter.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4098599 - 04/26/05 11:38 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

In my opinion, sex is always better with someone that you love.  It's more passionate that way.  Also, timing, communication, and compatibility are all big factors. 

And a vibrating, adjustable bed doesn't hurt either.  :smirk:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4098926 - 04/26/05 12:58 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

tantra and karezza and the like will involve spiritual trancendence and union through sex. orgasm control (not suppression) to ride the peaks and troughs to take your conciousness to another level of awareness.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4099288 - 04/26/05 02:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

hobbitcg said:
What, in your opinion, makes for good sex?




Practice. Get to it.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4099809 - 04/26/05 05:10 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
In my opinion, sex is always better with someone that you love.  It's more passionate that way.  Also, timing, communication, and compatibility are all big factors. 

And a vibrating, adjustable bed doesn't hurt either.  :smirk:




:yesnod: Indeed....

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4099874 - 04/26/05 05:28 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yup, what ifallapart said is pretty much spot on.

Hey ifp, where you from in MA? I'm in MA too...

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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4100020 - 04/26/05 05:59 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good."

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Re: What is good sex [Re: DNKYD]
    #4100326 - 04/26/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good."




I couldn't disagree with this statement more. Lame sex is the worst, I would absolutely rather have no sex then bad/boring/lame sex. blahh

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4100410 - 04/26/05 08:13 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

How can I learn how to have good sex? Are there any websites that could teach me? I'm not looking for philosophy so much as techniques.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4100520 - 04/26/05 08:40 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

  You can't learn on a web site.. Drop a couple tabs of acid w/someone you love, and get it on. You'll figure it out quick enuff :wink:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4100624 - 04/26/05 09:10 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yea sorry to say man, it's all about experimentation and every girl is different. What "technique" may work for one, may not work for another. Just be in touch with her and keep an open mind and you'll figure out soon enough what is good and what is not so good. Get the partner to help you along and for their own benefit they should open up and let you know. Sex the first few times may be awkward, uncomfortable, or just downright bad it's all about finding a good woman and sticking with it. Practice on some uggos if you have to.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4100633 - 04/26/05 09:12 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

But I would recommend learning how to eat. Invaluable. There are plenty of teks out there on the internet.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4100645 - 04/26/05 09:16 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good sex is when you have an orgasm. Great sex is when your partner looks just as beautiful after you had orgasm as she did before.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Autonomous]
    #4100670 - 04/26/05 09:21 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

good sex is ego loss.

i cannot acheive ego loss without love.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Todcasil]
    #4100674 - 04/26/05 09:23 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I can.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Autonomous]
    #4100681 - 04/26/05 09:24 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Autonomous said:
I can.




than youre a better human than i, i guess.

/me waves flag


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Todcasil]
    #4101833 - 04/27/05 05:17 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

id say if you wanna learn how to fuck, fuck on meth
you'll be a sex god.
if you can get it up that is


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Re: What is good sex [Re: grphish]
    #4101839 - 04/27/05 05:27 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I just smoked crystal meth for my first time a few days ago. I was with a girl I like and I felt like touching her the whole time. I might get a chance at being a sex god some day. =)

I wouldn't smoke shit outside of hanging out with this girl, though. She likes it, so I'll do it with her. I like it too, except for the after effects (no appetite for a while, not being able to sleep for an even longer while). I'm happy to go through after effects for her, though. =D

This is why I'm asking about sexual technique like positions, different stuff to try, and just general information that could be helpful. I think I'll be naturally skilled at having sex. It wouldn't be akward or uncomfortable for me; I can tell. Even if I went in without knowing anything, I could still do good. But I'd rather go in with a little knowledge. =)


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4103184 - 04/27/05 03:05 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

every man goes it alone some day, adn all teh books and pep talks from uncomfortable fathers or excited friends isnt really going to help you when the dat finally comes..

no pun intended.

GL, lay off the pipe, youll thank me for it later.

:heart:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4103482 - 04/27/05 04:01 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Lay off the shit. The more you use it for those reasons, the more you'll be inclined to use it for others.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4105387 - 04/27/05 11:26 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

yea, like other people said, give up the meth, it's only going to fuck you up.

as to sex, just do it. you can read whatever you want, but every girl is different, and you just have to be able to know what a girl wants by how she reacts to what you give her.

although i suggest looking at diagrams and figuring at that whole clitoris g-spot arrangement. but it didn't mean shit to me until i found out by accident this one time.

have sex, forget the meth


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Re: What is good sex [Re: entiformatie]
    #4105780 - 04/28/05 01:57 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good sex is when you are fucking away, don't remember your name, cum at the same time, collapse in a heap, and then hear applause from people you didn't know were around.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: tomk]
    #4105888 - 04/28/05 03:59 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: What is good sex [Re: tomk]
    #4107608 - 04/28/05 03:48 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

tomk said:
Good sex is when you are fucking away, don't remember your name, cum at the same time, collapse in a heap, and then hear applause from people you didn't know were around.




sounds like ego loss to me :wink:

:heart:


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Re: c*DELETED* [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4107820 - 04/28/05 04:49 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Supernova]
    #4108427 - 04/28/05 07:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Damn......you're lucky.  :thumbup:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Dark_Star]
    #4109529 - 04/29/05 01:03 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

sex on meth ,,, why have sex if your not gona nutt???

if your doin twack with that chick if she starts tryin to get you to pay for it or loan her money for it. find another girl youll thank me later

i like food to much to do hard drugs ..sex an food is good too
just my 2 cents
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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4109947 - 04/29/05 04:43 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

i'll tell you what it's not, two good looking actors who simulate erotic sex because it's their mode of employment. an amateur pornographic video has the potential to be informing of something if 1, 2, or more un self-conscious, horny men or women set out to have a good time. it's not so much what you do that will satisfy you but honest, uncompromised hot, sweaty good vibrations. if you're uncertain what these are, i'd encouraged you to try out karezza - that's nekkid heavy petting and kissing but "saving your seed" so to speak. a session should last as long feels right. you know when you're getting a good back massage, no? good sex is just like that with a much wider and more pleasing array of nerve endings. anything but what's just right sticks out like a sore thumb. believe in yourself and you'll be satisfied.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: CosmicJoke]
    #4119457 - 05/01/05 04:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good sex? That's an oxymoron.

Why have sex? I honestly hate sex.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4120595 - 05/01/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

...

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say WHAT?!


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4121536 - 05/01/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Sex is like pizza: When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still good.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #4123430 - 05/02/05 01:09 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

JacquesCousteau said:
Yup, what ifallapart said is pretty much spot on.

Hey ifp, where you from in MA? I'm in MA too...




I live just south of Boston. 

Massholes unite  :smirk:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Silversoul]
    #4152618 - 05/09/05 07:18 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Paradigm said:
Sex is like pizza: When it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still good.




Have you never had those little mcdonalds pizzas?? *PUUUKE*

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4152740 - 05/09/05 08:30 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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What is good sex




When you know it


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Re: What is good sex [Re: TrippinNinjaBuddha]
    #4163429 - 05/11/05 07:14 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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TrippinNinjaBuddha said:
...

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say WHAT?!




That's most people's reaction when I try to explain how I dislike sex. That or they just don't believe me.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4165595 - 05/12/05 08:03 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

"Sex is boooring, dirty hippie shiiite"

That sucks though dude, good sex makes the world melt away.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4166285 - 05/12/05 12:35 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Lemme guess... religious upbringing, right?


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    #4166290 - 05/12/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: What is good sex [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4166319 - 05/12/05 12:49 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

good sex makes your legs shake and your arms get tingly.  :laugh:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4166333 - 05/12/05 12:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

IMO good sex has two essential ingredients: 1. Sensuality (truly feeling your partner when you touch, tuning in to your senses, etc...) 2. Sense of humor (when you take it seriously, use diagrams, try to do it technically, you tense up & that blocks the flow of sexual energy. Relax and laugh.)

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4167437 - 05/12/05 04:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Lemme guess... religious upbringing, right?




Nah, I'm devoid of religion. I just think that sex is disgusting, boring, and unpleasurable.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4167597 - 05/12/05 05:35 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

SocietyRejects said:
Quote:

Lemme guess... religious upbringing, right?




Nah, I'm devoid of religion.  I just think that sex is disgusting, boring, and unpleasurable.




sounds like you might be missing, and fucking a hole in your mattress.  Aim a little higher, it should feel better.  :smirk:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4167622 - 05/12/05 05:46 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4167628 - 05/12/05 05:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Obviously you have the second requirement covered, ifallapart!!

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4168985 - 05/12/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Veritas said:
Obviously you have the second requirement covered, ifallapart!!




I try, I try.  :tongue:

I actually knew a guy in high school that was a virgin, trying to fuck this girl.  They were in some skeezy apartment laying on a boxspring hooking up.  He totally missed her vagina and stuck his dick in a hole in the boxspring.  He, from that day on, was known only as boxspring.  I'm not even sure his mom calls him his real name anymore.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4169355 - 05/13/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Sexinfo101.com is a excellent website.

I learned the majority of what I know from that website and they cover pretty much everything.

Haven't had a dis-satisfied customer yet  :wink:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4170304 - 05/13/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Ever lose your hearing for a short time? That is some crazy shit.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4170319 - 05/13/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

yes, that's happened to me before.  I've also gotten really light headed, and had blurry vision from REALLY good sex.  I'm not complaining though :laugh:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4174156 - 05/14/05 10:37 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

HAHA! Complete loss of hearing? Blurry vision? Light-headed? FROM SEX!? Are you joking me?!

I don't understand how people get so much pleasure from rubbing their genitals together. I usually just zone out for a while.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4178490 - 05/15/05 01:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

maybe youre a homosexual, either that or youve been fucking a dead fish.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Doom]
    #4178743 - 05/15/05 02:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

never had any so i wouldnt know :/ btw that boxspring guy is some funny stuff, this is bit similar.. i had friends get high on benzos and booze and they wanked each others(both were male) with leather glove and earned nickname "leather glove" and "dj hand" that has lasted for years..

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Re: What is good sex [Re: budsicle]
    #4179602 - 05/15/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend gets all that...so i guess i'm good in bed.  thats good to know.

but i know plenty a people who don't like sex that much...who thinks theres more to life than fucking.  guess that tends to happen when you get older.  also i've come across a lot of people who just plain don't like sex cause they were raped or ex strippers etc...who are just sick of it cause it brings up bad memories.  and then some other people just aren't that sexual i guess.  it doesn't really bother me though, why would i care about someone elses preferences.  as long as they don't go around preaching. 

young people sometimes talk about how much they hate some people for looking down on them for their own choices (like drugs)...but basically people, in certain cultures, look down on people who are different from them.  and they enjoy tearing people down, and seeing people torn down.  don't think that culture can escape you if your a part of it.  you looking down on people who enjoy sex is the same as people looking down on people who enjoy drugs.  and then your fellow americans are gonna look down on you cause you don't like sex like they do :wink:  but don't say you hate the US.  theres a lotta great things going on in the US...try going to a part of town where foreigners live, you might have more fun, and be more accepted for your differences.  but hate, in general, isn't very healthy...

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4181518 - 05/16/05 08:22 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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In my opinion, sex is always better with someone that you love.  It's more passionate that way.  Also, timing, communication, and compatibility are all big factors. 

And a vibrating, adjustable bed doesn't hurt either.  :smirk:




I agree with this completly! When you are in love it soo much different .... there is so much passion that flows between the two of you and its almost like you are on some kind of crazy drug or something.... ITS WONDERFUL......almost like magic








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Re: What is good sex [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4188530 - 05/17/05 07:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I never had a bad experience with sex, never was raped, and am not homosexual. If I were to look down on people who enjoy having sex, then I'd have to look down on 99.9999% of the members of the human race.... hmmm.. maybe I do...

But seriously I find the action of having sex rather unappealing, boring, and a complete waste of time. Up until this topic, I'd NEVER heard of anyone getting light-headed, blurry vision, and losing hearing because of sex.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4189309 - 05/17/05 10:58 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

great sex = anticipation... meaning:

1) say you're with a girl. you touch, rub, kiss her neck, kiss down her tummy, basically go everywhere BUT to her nether region. this prolongs and prolongs and prolongs until she is in fits wanting it . same goes towards even that. dont just start kissing her nack and methodiaclly work down her body. kiss, kiss, then stop before the next kiss and just breath on the next spot you are going to kiss for a second before you kiss it.

2) learn to give oral sex like a pro. Sam Kenesin said it best... lick the alphabet. go through capital letters, lower case, cursive, draw a sail boat, wtf ever. and watch her face as you do it. for one, you will see when you do something right. another is, they love looking at you give head as much as you like watching them.

3 )let you fingers do the walking - this is where most men fuck up. you dont just go at it. as with everything in this post, anticipation is key. start on the outside, work your way through the first layer. NEVER TOUCH THE CLITORUS!!! that will be the last thing you do. its to sensitive to touch until you are well into this. (btw, it is where the innerlips meet at the top.) so, you've been rubbing and brushing it her "little girl" for a while. time to go in. one finger first to draw out moisture. if she handles that ok, go in with the second finger. rub the g-spot with the tips of your fingers in little circles. if you've done all previously steps correctly, it should be way obvious where it is, but if not, it is about 2" in on the front wall. feels kinda spongey. trust me, once you are well into all this, you wont go for very long, she will reach down, grab your hair, pull you up, and basically have her way with you.

3) lose yourself in it. dont thnk, just do. get agressive. its been my experience that harder and stronger you go at it, the better it is for both sides.


now for the total schovinist(sp?) side of me (maybe), women like the guys that have the tender, needy, totally appreciative sex, but they have the dreams about the guys that fuck the hell out of them. learn to do both and you should be set up for life.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: automan]
    #4190217 - 05/18/05 08:21 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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here ends automan's beginners sex guide v1.0




:lol:

:handth: :handth: :handth:

:thumbup:

that gets my seal of approval.  One thing to add to that list...talk dirty.  At appropriate times obviously.  And look her in the eye.  That's so hot...I love eye contact.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4190350 - 05/18/05 09:43 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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But seriously I find the action of having sex rather unappealing, boring, and a complete waste of time.  Up until this topic, I'd NEVER heard of anyone getting light-headed, blurry vision, and losing hearing because of sex.




When you start getting those side effects I'm sure you will feel differently about sex. Although you'll never get there with the notion in your head that sex is unappealing/boring/waste of time, etc. I never thought I'd get those side effects, but I have more than a few times and the feeling is unreal.  :eek: :crazy2:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4190861 - 05/18/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

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here ends automan's beginners sex guide v1.0




:lol:

:handth: :handth: :handth:

:thumbup:

that gets my seal of approval. 




glad you approve. see you in ohio :blush:
/me ducks and runs quickly from an armed Suffer.  :grin:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4197619 - 05/19/05 09:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

good sex is when you drunkenly talk her into riding bareback, bust on her stomach and pass out....the best part is if she leaves before you wake up and doesnt take anything :wink:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4199273 - 05/20/05 11:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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good sex is when you drunkenly talk her into riding bareback, bust on her stomach and pass out....the best part is if she leaves before you wake up and doesnt take anything :wink:




Couldn't have said it better myself... :rolleyes:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Kalix]
    #4240563 - 05/31/05 03:17 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

You people scare me.


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