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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4167437 - 05/12/05 04:57 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Lemme guess... religious upbringing, right?




Nah, I'm devoid of religion. I just think that sex is disgusting, boring, and unpleasurable.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4167597 - 05/12/05 05:35 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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SocietyRejects said:
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Lemme guess... religious upbringing, right?




Nah, I'm devoid of religion.  I just think that sex is disgusting, boring, and unpleasurable.




sounds like you might be missing, and fucking a hole in your mattress.  Aim a little higher, it should feel better.  :smirk:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4167622 - 05/12/05 05:46 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4167628 - 05/12/05 05:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Obviously you have the second requirement covered, ifallapart!!

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Veritas]
    #4168985 - 05/12/05 11:54 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Veritas said:
Obviously you have the second requirement covered, ifallapart!!




I try, I try.  :tongue:

I actually knew a guy in high school that was a virgin, trying to fuck this girl.  They were in some skeezy apartment laying on a boxspring hooking up.  He totally missed her vagina and stuck his dick in a hole in the boxspring.  He, from that day on, was known only as boxspring.  I'm not even sure his mom calls him his real name anymore.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4169355 - 05/13/05 01:23 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Sexinfo101.com is a excellent website.

I learned the majority of what I know from that website and they cover pretty much everything.

Haven't had a dis-satisfied customer yet  :wink:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4170304 - 05/13/05 10:04 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Ever lose your hearing for a short time? That is some crazy shit.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4170319 - 05/13/05 10:11 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

yes, that's happened to me before.  I've also gotten really light headed, and had blurry vision from REALLY good sex.  I'm not complaining though :laugh:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4174156 - 05/14/05 10:37 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

HAHA! Complete loss of hearing? Blurry vision? Light-headed? FROM SEX!? Are you joking me?!

I don't understand how people get so much pleasure from rubbing their genitals together. I usually just zone out for a while.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4178490 - 05/15/05 01:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

maybe youre a homosexual, either that or youve been fucking a dead fish.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Doom]
    #4178743 - 05/15/05 02:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

never had any so i wouldnt know :/ btw that boxspring guy is some funny stuff, this is bit similar.. i had friends get high on benzos and booze and they wanked each others(both were male) with leather glove and earned nickname "leather glove" and "dj hand" that has lasted for years..

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Re: What is good sex [Re: budsicle]
    #4179602 - 05/15/05 07:03 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

My girlfriend gets all that...so i guess i'm good in bed.  thats good to know.

but i know plenty a people who don't like sex that much...who thinks theres more to life than fucking.  guess that tends to happen when you get older.  also i've come across a lot of people who just plain don't like sex cause they were raped or ex strippers etc...who are just sick of it cause it brings up bad memories.  and then some other people just aren't that sexual i guess.  it doesn't really bother me though, why would i care about someone elses preferences.  as long as they don't go around preaching. 

young people sometimes talk about how much they hate some people for looking down on them for their own choices (like drugs)...but basically people, in certain cultures, look down on people who are different from them.  and they enjoy tearing people down, and seeing people torn down.  don't think that culture can escape you if your a part of it.  you looking down on people who enjoy sex is the same as people looking down on people who enjoy drugs.  and then your fellow americans are gonna look down on you cause you don't like sex like they do :wink:  but don't say you hate the US.  theres a lotta great things going on in the US...try going to a part of town where foreigners live, you might have more fun, and be more accepted for your differences.  but hate, in general, isn't very healthy...

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4181518 - 05/16/05 08:22 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
In my opinion, sex is always better with someone that you love.  It's more passionate that way.  Also, timing, communication, and compatibility are all big factors. 

And a vibrating, adjustable bed doesn't hurt either.  :smirk:




I agree with this completly! When you are in love it soo much different .... there is so much passion that flows between the two of you and its almost like you are on some kind of crazy drug or something.... ITS WONDERFUL......almost like magic








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Re: What is good sex [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #4188530 - 05/17/05 07:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I never had a bad experience with sex, never was raped, and am not homosexual. If I were to look down on people who enjoy having sex, then I'd have to look down on 99.9999% of the members of the human race.... hmmm.. maybe I do...

But seriously I find the action of having sex rather unappealing, boring, and a complete waste of time. Up until this topic, I'd NEVER heard of anyone getting light-headed, blurry vision, and losing hearing because of sex.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4189309 - 05/17/05 10:58 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

great sex = anticipation... meaning:

1) say you're with a girl. you touch, rub, kiss her neck, kiss down her tummy, basically go everywhere BUT to her nether region. this prolongs and prolongs and prolongs until she is in fits wanting it . same goes towards even that. dont just start kissing her nack and methodiaclly work down her body. kiss, kiss, then stop before the next kiss and just breath on the next spot you are going to kiss for a second before you kiss it.

2) learn to give oral sex like a pro. Sam Kenesin said it best... lick the alphabet. go through capital letters, lower case, cursive, draw a sail boat, wtf ever. and watch her face as you do it. for one, you will see when you do something right. another is, they love looking at you give head as much as you like watching them.

3 )let you fingers do the walking - this is where most men fuck up. you dont just go at it. as with everything in this post, anticipation is key. start on the outside, work your way through the first layer. NEVER TOUCH THE CLITORUS!!! that will be the last thing you do. its to sensitive to touch until you are well into this. (btw, it is where the innerlips meet at the top.) so, you've been rubbing and brushing it her "little girl" for a while. time to go in. one finger first to draw out moisture. if she handles that ok, go in with the second finger. rub the g-spot with the tips of your fingers in little circles. if you've done all previously steps correctly, it should be way obvious where it is, but if not, it is about 2" in on the front wall. feels kinda spongey. trust me, once you are well into all this, you wont go for very long, she will reach down, grab your hair, pull you up, and basically have her way with you.

3) lose yourself in it. dont thnk, just do. get agressive. its been my experience that harder and stronger you go at it, the better it is for both sides.


now for the total schovinist(sp?) side of me (maybe), women like the guys that have the tender, needy, totally appreciative sex, but they have the dreams about the guys that fuck the hell out of them. learn to do both and you should be set up for life.

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Re: What is good sex [Re: automan]
    #4190217 - 05/18/05 08:21 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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automan said:
here ends automan's beginners sex guide v1.0




:lol:

:handth: :handth: :handth:

:thumbup:

that gets my seal of approval.  One thing to add to that list...talk dirty.  At appropriate times obviously.  And look her in the eye.  That's so hot...I love eye contact.


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Re: What is good sex [Re: Society]
    #4190350 - 05/18/05 09:43 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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But seriously I find the action of having sex rather unappealing, boring, and a complete waste of time.  Up until this topic, I'd NEVER heard of anyone getting light-headed, blurry vision, and losing hearing because of sex.




When you start getting those side effects I'm sure you will feel differently about sex. Although you'll never get there with the notion in your head that sex is unappealing/boring/waste of time, etc. I never thought I'd get those side effects, but I have more than a few times and the feeling is unreal.  :eek: :crazy2:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: Liz]
    #4190861 - 05/18/05 12:33 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
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automan said:
here ends automan's beginners sex guide v1.0




:lol:

:handth: :handth: :handth:

:thumbup:

that gets my seal of approval. 




glad you approve. see you in ohio :blush:
/me ducks and runs quickly from an armed Suffer.  :grin:


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Re: What is good sex [Re: The_Hobbit]
    #4197619 - 05/19/05 09:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

good sex is when you drunkenly talk her into riding bareback, bust on her stomach and pass out....the best part is if she leaves before you wake up and doesnt take anything :wink:

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Re: What is good sex [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #4199273 - 05/20/05 11:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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good sex is when you drunkenly talk her into riding bareback, bust on her stomach and pass out....the best part is if she leaves before you wake up and doesnt take anything :wink:




Couldn't have said it better myself... :rolleyes:


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