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InvisibleDNKYD
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Reading material for the can
    #4097577 - 04/26/05 12:42 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I usually don't take long shits. So if I bring a mag or something with me into the can I won't get too far into an article before I'm done. So sometimes, like early morning, or late night (like now, right after this post) I like to just bring a magazine or book into the shitter, do my business, and just read. I don't care if I'm done and nothing else is on its way out, I want to read damnit!


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4097645 - 04/26/05 01:03 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Ya you've got to keep up on your reading


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4097654 - 04/26/05 01:06 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You should read this...


It is like plant pron :grin:


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: blissedout]
    #4097663 - 04/26/05 01:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

dude....
i know what you mean :birthday


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4097682 - 04/26/05 01:20 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

some sluts box LOL!!!


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4097705 - 04/26/05 01:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I like to poop and browse the shroomery!!! laptop + wireless = key!


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Psilygirl]
    #4097718 - 04/26/05 01:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Hm, taking shroomery scat to a whole new level.....


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Psilygirl]
    #4098173 - 04/26/05 10:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Psilygirl said:
I like to poop and browse the shroomery!!! laptop + wireless = key!




:laughs: I'm getting a laptop with wireless and that didn't even occur to me!! It's so going to happen!

As it is, I like to read my bathroom products. Toothpaste ingredients, soap directions, random shit.


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4098179 - 04/26/05 10:29 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i tend to read the newspaper.

or i'm very hungover and am struggling not to fall off the toliet and fall back asleep on the floor.

:shrug:


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4098182 - 04/26/05 10:30 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

OneMoreRobot3021 said:
As it is, I like to read my bathroom products. Toothpaste ingredients, soap directions, random shit.




Yeah same... I like to know what I'm rubbing in to my teeth and how to properly use my shampoo.

Lather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4098186 - 04/26/05 10:32 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Popular Science mag. is almost a necessity for me. I also read labels on any kind of bathroom product


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4098329 - 04/26/05 11:38 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i usually pray when in the toilet
usually i ask god that my ass won't burn for hours after i poo


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: grphish]
    #4098365 - 04/26/05 11:58 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

usually the days comics, the current book i'm reading or the everpresent labels on the products i use. oh yeah and my catalog from palidan press. but i think i might start taking the computer there. heh heh


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: batou]
    #4098390 - 04/26/05 12:10 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

theres always bunch of comics and science mags and such in my bathroom for that purpose.. i?d get way bored taking a crap without them


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: budsicle]
    #4098559 - 04/26/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

How long does it take you in the bathroom?? i usually don't have time for a magazine.. Drop a few bombs, and I'm on my way..


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: larryg]
    #4098604 - 04/26/05 01:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I usually just drop a heavy tinker. Then sit there and read an article or two, sooo maybe about 15 minutes


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4098665 - 04/26/05 01:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, the shitting itself is very short. But I like to just relax, listen to nature outside, and read a little. It makes me feel alive.


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4098836 - 04/26/05 02:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Calvin and Hobbes or The Far Side comics are great on the can. You don't have to get too into them, one or two pages and you're all done. Although I usually just ponder life on the can.


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4098849 - 04/26/05 02:40 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

True. Some of my most profound sober thoughts come to me while in the midst of the eternal struggle to push that last turd out.


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Re: Reading material for the can [Re: DNKYD]
    #4098859 - 04/26/05 02:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

DNKYD said:
True. Some of my most profound sober thoughts come to me while in the midst of the eternal struggle to push that last turd out.




So true, so true..


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-Erik Davis


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