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Offlinegrphish
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I lost my weed
    #4093929 - 04/25/05 02:25 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

damn right
i never thought i'd be stupid enough to have this happen to me
i had to go through a bit of a pickle to get that and it took alot of going up and down and now its probably tossed out of the window on the highway somewhere cause some dumbass friend didn't put it in the special weed box in the car but in a fucked up cigarette packet without a top that was waiting to get thrown out
great..
i'm broke as fuck now and i got no weed


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4093944 - 04/25/05 02:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

damn man...i hate stupid people. Tell your friend to hook you up for that dumb act of his!


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4093945 - 04/25/05 02:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

one time my friend lost his weed and we looked and looked and looked for like an hour

and then we gave up

and at that moment

my friend realized that the weed was in his pocket

the whole time.

we thought it was really funny at the time

but then again, we were stoned.

so anyway, check your pockets.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: DoctorJ]
    #4093967 - 04/25/05 02:42 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

we checked the pockets man we checked everything everywhere

this was last night and my friend is now on the plane on the way to the states for holiday and i'm stuck without pot here by myself..
this couldve been such a wonderful day but.. :frown:


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4093971 - 04/25/05 02:43 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

How much weed?


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: SuperMario]
    #4093995 - 04/25/05 02:56 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i'd say at least a half pound


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4093999 - 04/25/05 02:59 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i'm betting he's crying over a gram :lol:


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094006 - 04/25/05 03:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

that SUX!!!

i remember my worst "lost my weed" story it goes as such:

it was a dry time in my town and i had been rationing my weed VERY carefully. i was down to my last bowl and i had waited 3 days to smoke it. after loading the heaping bowl i gathered some snacks and flicked my Bic. as the flame touched the green *ZOOP* my glass piece was air born. it was slow motion as i watched it tumble in the air, i reached for it but my cat-like reflexes were too slow. the piece shattered and weed was all over the dirty concrete (too dirty to just gather up). i wanted to cry!
there i was no more weed no more pipe.
the moral to this story for you...
hey it could be worse, yet i am sorry for your loss.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: SuperMario]
    #4094007 - 04/25/05 03:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

2 grams.
and thats 40 pounds here bitch.
alot of fucking money and was really good weed as well :frown:


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094031 - 04/25/05 03:18 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Good weed in the United Kingdom? :rotfl:?


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094032 - 04/25/05 03:19 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Id be crying over a gram too if i didn't have money to get more.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4094037 - 04/25/05 03:22 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Would you?  :crying: I'd call you a weeny-man then.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: SuperMario]
    #4094046 - 04/25/05 03:28 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Id id call you a sub par stoner.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4094050 - 04/25/05 03:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

who the fuck said i'm in the uk
shithead


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094053 - 04/25/05 03:33 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: I thought you said 2 grams was worth 40 pounds?

Where are you from grphish?


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094055 - 04/25/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

The voices in his head, which were caused by his weed being laced with angel dust by the way.


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: grphish]
    #4094057 - 04/25/05 03:34 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

"it was slow motion as i watched it tumble in the air, i reached for it but my cat-like reflexes were too slow. the piece shattered and weed was all over the dirty concrete (too dirty to just gather up)."

LOL! ouch.

that musta been a BITCH.


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: hawksapprentice]
    #4094060 - 04/25/05 03:35 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:blowjob:


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: SuperMario]
    #4094061 - 04/25/05 03:37 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

from the small island of cyprus


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Re: I lost my weed [Re: SuperMario]
    #4094062 - 04/25/05 03:37 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah i bet you like to get head from guys dont ya. lol


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"I celebrate the Earth, my home, my mother, my grave, and as long as men are Man they must, if they would preserve the integrated being, do the same---[and preserve]--this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, bones, blood, hair glands, my bejeweled sex; I love and celebrate it all.  never to let men forget that they are animals as much as gods---that is one thing I shall say."

  Edward Abbey


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