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Offlinericyjo
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last night I was in a bar and...
    #4087106 - 04/23/05 01:57 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I walked up to this BEAUTIFUL gurl and said "do you live around here often?"

She said, "your wearing two different colored sox"...
I said, "yes, but, to me their the same because I go by.. thickness.."

She said, "how do you feel?"
I said, "well you know when your sitting on a chair and you lean back so your just on two legs and then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the very last second you catch yourself?... I feel like that all the time..."


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Re: last night I was in a bar and... [Re: ricyjo]
    #4087116 - 04/23/05 02:02 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, I have tears rolling down my face, honestly that shit cracked me the fuck up. Hahaha


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Re: last night I was in a bar and... [Re: ricyjo]
    #4087124 - 04/23/05 02:06 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Brother???


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Re: last night I was in a bar and... [Re: ricyjo]
    #4087137 - 04/23/05 02:11 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

ricyjo said:

I said, "well you know when your sitting on a chair and you lean back so your just on two legs and then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the very last second you catch yourself?... I feel like that all the time..."




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Offlineemptywisdom
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Re: last night I was in a bar and... [Re: Help on the Way]
    #4087149 - 04/23/05 02:13 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

I think I've heard Steven Wright do this one. Is that where these are comeing from?


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