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Offlinericyjo
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I have a 3 year old dog..
    #4087025 - 04/22/05 11:31 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I named him Stay.
He was a lot of fun when he was a puppy because when I called him I would say "come here Stay! come here Stay!"
He's a lot smarter than that now, now when I call him he just ignores me and keeps typing.. he's an east german shepherd.


I used to be a waiter.. I was fired for clearing tables...
I was clearing them for takeoff...
I had them all lined up outside..
People thought it was an outdoor cafe'
I said "no, these are leaving at three"

They were gonna fire me anyway because I told them I think they should put the wrapper of the straw on the inside because that's the part that you don't want to get dirty...


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Offlineemptywisdom
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Registered: 03/29/05
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Re: I have a 3 year old dog.. [Re: ricyjo]
    #4087080 - 04/22/05 11:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

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ricyjo said:
They were gonna fire me anyway because I told them I think they should put the wrapper of the straw on the inside because that's the part that you don't want to get dirty...




Brilliant, this should warrent a promotion, not dismisal.


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