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InvisibleDNKYD
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Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again
    #4085353 - 04/22/05 04:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

So I took my drug test today at work. A bunch of my friends at work had passed, no problems. Most of them had smoked more recently than I, and more often. I didn't do anything to fuck with my piss. I pissed right when I woke up, ate breakfast, had 2 tall glasses of milk, then was out the door. So the time comes for me to pee so I go to the are they were testing at, filled out the forms, got my cup and went into the bathroom. I peed a little into the toilet first, as I was told by some website, and caught the rest mid-stream, then pinched and let the rest out in the toilet.

So I come out and the lady puts one of those cards into the cup, looks at it for a little bit, takes it out and tosses it. Then she puts another into the cup, looks at it, then fills out the rest of the form. Apparently they have to send my piss to the lab! WTF?! This is really pissing me off, and I don't understand it! I haven't done anything besides pot, and that hasn't been for 2 weeks. I have no body fat and a super fast metabolism and I've been pissing more frequently for the past week and a half. Now I'm sweating balls hoping I keep my job.

How long does it usually take to get results back from the lab? We're in MI and the lab is all the way in L.A.

Fuck you, world... fuck you....


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4085354 - 04/22/05 04:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

... Don't they normally send piss to a lab?


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4085359 - 04/22/05 04:45 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

No. With on site testing they use those card things. You either test negative or they send it to the lab.


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4085383 - 04/22/05 04:54 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds pretty fishy to me.

It was probably showing up just weak in a few spots on the card, and as a clean piss assistant, the lady was probably just doing her job. All i can say is hope for the best..it is prolly just a smidgin on the lacking of the negative side.

Hopefully it will be alright. let us know when the lab results come back.


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Edited by XOIIAresIIOX (04/22/05 04:55 PM)


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4085386 - 04/22/05 04:55 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

You haven't even failed it yet.





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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: Learyfan]
    #4085784 - 04/22/05 07:00 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

maybe the higher-ups wanna make sure that you smoke so they can promote you...


you know, it's a big party up there...


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4085798 - 04/22/05 07:04 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

If you haven't smoked in two weeks, and you've keep yourself well hydrated, I would think you'd be okay....


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4085852 - 04/22/05 07:25 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Just the other week I took a piss test because I'm on probaation and according to the tester guy I tested positive for opiates which I knew was in no way possible. When they sent it to the state lab it came back saying it was just some sort of cold medication I'd been taking. According to the woman I spoke with Robitussin (etc.) shows up as opiates sometimes, even if you've just been taking normal dosage. Have you been taking any type of cold medication latley?


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: i_rage_against]
    #4086059 - 04/22/05 08:45 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I know about life kicking you square in the nuts (and I have no nuts!!!) so...so... so all I can say is best of luck to you.  And I hope that, no matter what happens, you get to engage in the sexual intercourse of your choice soon.  :smile:


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: i_rage_against]
    #4086066 - 04/22/05 08:48 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Robitussin DXM doesn't show up on a piss test...I took one today and I did 4 ozes of robitussin yesterday, it is not one of the drugs they test for,,unless they have a different test..mine is for drug diverson...


Edited by skunk78395 (04/22/05 08:52 PM)


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4086109 - 04/22/05 09:00 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I can't believe they have to send it to a lab..it might only take a few days they most likely will fed-ex it...the place I go do it for drug diverson does it in less then 5 minutes..
I think you will be okay, just don't smoke bud until you know the results though, they could possibly re test you..but I am no expert..


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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4086367 - 04/22/05 10:26 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Hey thanks for the replies guys (and gals). I had a shitty day at work, having a bad attitude and getting hassled by a few bitchy customers.

As for other medications, I haven't taken anything at all in the past month. I used T3's about 2 months ago, but I know that wouldn't show up. I'm guessing, and hoping, it's just a false positive and it won't show up with anything. I'm going to ask the lady tomorrow how long results take because I need to know if I should start looking for a new job or not.


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: DNKYD]
    #4086405 - 04/22/05 10:36 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well don't admit it yet man...

Act shocked and demand a re test (if you really like your job)

Maybe you'll have cleaned up by then


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Re: Thank you life, for kicking me square in the nuts again [Re: Boom]
    #4086412 - 04/22/05 10:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Well if it comes back positive for anything besides THC I will be in an uproar and demand a retest. Otherwise, they know I smoke(d) bud so if it comes back positive for THC I will take it as it is and move on.


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