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Invisibledurban_poison
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damn birds
    #4083983 - 04/22/05 06:55 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

i imagine most of u r like me and hate when early/late in the morning tose fuckers start chirpin


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Re: damn birds [Re: durban_poison]
    #4083984 - 04/22/05 06:57 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

haha yes.. i have a nest of pigeons right outside my bedroom. They drive me nuts in the morning.


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Re: damn birds [Re: durban_poison]
    #4084193 - 04/22/05 10:08 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

You're crazy!  Birds waking me up is one of the joys in life!

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Re: damn birds [Re: durban_poison]
    #4084403 - 04/22/05 11:28 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I have a silly anecdote about birds. Mostly, feeling superior to them.

You see, on normal days, birds just mock us constantly with their defying of gravity. Sure, I want to be up there with them, circling around, looking for my own rats to feed upon. They laugh, though, at us, with out big ass legs, and solid bones. Fuck if I still don't flap when I feel the need.

There was a day, though, last spring when the wind was blowing like a coconut astronaut. It was also raining quite heavily. I saw this one bird, which happened to be a crow, try to fly into the wind, and every time he/she left the ground, he/she was pushed back at least ten feet. It was impossible for this little bitch of a bird to move foreword!

Damn, did I laugh! I laughed at it's puny little legs that couldn't even propel the fucker into the wind! Can you imagine being such an incontinent animal? For one day, I got to feel like the better species, and boy did I. I laughed all the way home, as I was walking into the wind.


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Re: damn birds [Re: durban_poison]
    #4084444 - 04/22/05 11:42 AM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I don't mind them chirping in the morning, but I have some in my airshaft outside my bedroom window and they fucking screech and scream, it's the ugliest bird noise i've ever heard.


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Re: damn birds [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #4084721 - 04/22/05 01:30 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

It's the bird, it must have been the bird
Disgusting critter, it must
We should have known better then to trust
This disease infested ball of lust and carnage
Piece of garbage with wings and she has the guts to sing
Get the bird, catch her shoot her, I dont care
Get the bird, bring her down to the ground from out the air
Gotta tear her apart, let me at her first
Sink her to the level of the rest of us that inherit the earth

What's she thinking? does she really believe
That shes above the creatures that work the dirt and the
streets
See her up in the tree, looking down at you and me
Like she's chosen over those who walk around on two feet
The bird, the melodys she play
The music she make, rubbing our faces in the feces of the
daybreak
Trying to remind us, its time to awake
Antaganizing and instigating my hate
The chirps, I turn them into screams
My feathered friends end will justity the means
Disturbed, I'll grab her by her beak
And swing her in circles untill she's too dizzy to speak

Well I'll shake her from her branch, tear apart her nest
Break her skinny legs and fry her eggs up for breakfast
(she's a snake that can fly) she's just food for the fleas
She thinks she's better then me just because she's free?
I'll shake her from her branch, tear apart her nest
Break her skinny legs and fry her eggs up for breakfast
(she's a snake that can fly) she's just food for the fleas
She thinks she's better then me just because she's free?

My beautiful bird has gone away [x12]


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Re: damn birds [Re: durban_poison]
    #4084780 - 04/22/05 01:43 PM (11 years, 7 months ago)

I like to take the baby birds out of the nest and feed them firecrackers.
3 or 4 dead babies later, the birds haven't come back yet.


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