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OfflineScarfmeister
Thrill Seeker
Registered: 10/31/02
Posts: 8,127
Loc: The will to power
Last seen: 4 years, 8 months
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
    #4060646 - 04/15/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I hope you are in decent shape or you are in for a rude awakening.


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OfflineDivided_Sky
Ten ThousandThings

Registered: 11/02/03
Posts: 3,171
Loc: The Shining Void
Last seen: 15 years, 9 months
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #4060725 - 04/15/05 09:43 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Well I thought about the army
Dad said 'Son you're fucking high'
And I thought 'Yeah there's a first time for everything'
So I took my old man's advice
It was just three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand
Spent in bed, I dropped out
And joined a band instead

Been thinking alot today...

Got a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chik-fi-la
Citing artistic differences the band broke up in my
And in June reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame

Been thinking alot today...

In this time of introspection, on the eve of my election
God please spare me more rejection
Because my ex-wives and despise me and
My peers they criticize me
Try to leave it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heals

Been thinking alot today...
I thought about the army.


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2. "We were feeling pretty good so we decided to smoke a few bowls..."
3. "I had to be real quiet because my parents were asleep upstairs..."

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InvisibleLe_Canard
The Duk Abides

Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 94,392
Loc: Earthfarm 1 Flag
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
    #4060836 - 04/15/05 10:29 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Well, for some, the Army is a great way to get your life together if you're unsure of things. And you can't beat the benefits, especially the educational ones. Good luck with that, and stay safe....

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Invisibleswm
Stranger
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 236
Loc: Ohio
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #4060863 - 04/15/05 10:33 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

I smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and drink like a fish. I know it's going to be rough.I'm 24 most of the people that join are fresh out of high school.
According to the army I'm 11 pounds over weight.I know I'm going to hate it.


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I can't spell and I have poor grammar.The crap I just posted is proof enough.

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
Registered: 07/08/03
Posts: 42,409
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4060870 - 04/15/05 10:34 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Iv actually thought about joining the service myself. I would never go into the army though.. The NAVY is a pretty safe route to go if you don't want to get in the line of fire.


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Invisiblelooner2
ABBA fan

Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 3,849
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4060889 - 04/15/05 10:39 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Wow swm. No physical preparation whatsoever? Yikes. My buddy that joined used to smoke on occasion, but he quit 3 months before and ran for like 6 months in preparation and did lots of push-ups and pull-ups. I remember asking him if there were out of shape people, and how they could join without preparing himself. He said there are always a few and he couldn't understand that some came in overweight, smoking up until they leave, and out of shape. I guess that describes you. Man that sucks. You might not complete it.


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Invisibleswm
Stranger
Registered: 01/29/03
Posts: 236
Loc: Ohio
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: looner2]
    #4070264 - 04/18/05 08:31 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I will complete it. I had about 3 weeks too shape up. Im worried and shitting bricks,but I'll be OK.
If I'm not then I'll know sometime in the 9 week basic.
This will be my last post.


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I can't spell and I have poor grammar.The crap I just posted is proof enough.

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Invisiblelooner2
ABBA fan

Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 3,849
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: swm]
    #4070723 - 04/18/05 10:17 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Good attitude, give them hell!


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InvisibleSkunk420
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Registered: 06/13/04
Posts: 18,524
Loc: inside
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Divided_Sky]
    #4070944 - 04/18/05 11:05 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

That song is fucking bad..whoo hoo! I have it on my computer mp3 list...

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Invisibledanamine
oldster
Male

Registered: 01/31/05
Posts: 620
Loc: MA
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Skunk420]
    #5092412 - 12/22/05 01:18 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Did anyone ever hear from him after he left? Is he back? How is he?

-Dan

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Invisibledr_gonz
Registered: 08/18/03
Posts: 44,654
. [Re: danamine]
    #5092414 - 12/22/05 01:19 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

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OfflineOriginal
God, I lovethis...
Male User Gallery

Registered: 08/16/05
Posts: 2,155
Loc: Monterey, CA
Last seen: 14 years, 4 months
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: dr_gonz]
    #5092435 - 12/22/05 01:31 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

He was shot by an 11 year old Iragi boy...

Oh well...

Let's get high...

(ps: idk what happened, and he probably didn't get shot)


I just got a PM yesterday from my friend on here who went in like a year ago and he's doing fine...

He's going so the Army will pay for him to take Chemistry in college lol..

Wonder what's that gonna be used in?


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Invisibledownforpot
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Male
Registered: 06/25/01
Posts: 5,715
Re: I joined the Army. [Re: Original]
    #5092535 - 12/22/05 02:58 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Killing, eh, we being doing it for how long? heh.

Don't worry man, I will gradly serve 4 years in infantry in Iraq as marines than 2 years in any part of the Russian army, except spetznaz of course.


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Then shot in his head
All I know is dead bodies
Can't fuck with me again"

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