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Where i live i say "Hello, i'm a amateur mycologist, do you know where i can find mushrroms in your lawn or anywhere else near here ?". Well, it looks like over there you'll get shot before engaging any conversation, for good excuse grab a camera and say you need to some take pics, you can allways refer anything having to do with biology or natural ciences, depending your age say it's for school or you're an amateur at something, it's been working for me.
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When I was in college we used to tell the farmers that we were doing research on cow shit for a biology class, to see what kinds of bacteria and parasites could be found in local live stock. We never had any problems at any farm we ever went to. It helps if you know a little about the subject, because you can be sure that the farmers will, and they will figure out pretty quickly if you are lying to them.
Bank Manager- "Mr. Simpson, before I can give you this buisness loan, what qualifications do you have?"
Homer- "Well... I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's not Butter."