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How to cheat on your taxes and not get flagged!
    #4042008 - 04/11/05 06:50 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

So, today I was reading up on the all encompassing beauty of the Fibonacci sequence when it told me about Bernards law or something by that name. This law states that given any set of random numbers attached to non-sequitir things, like the ERA of the cardinals pitchers from 90'-93' and the population of counties in Montana, there is a set percentage of times that the number 1 will appear (which is roughly 30%), 2 will appear 17.5% , 3= 11.5...... 9 starts the sequences at 4.5%. There are some things (very few) which dont adhere to this law (or theory). (KEEP READING...IT WILL COME AROUND TO THE TOPIC AT HAND)
So, there is this college professor who told his class that if their mothers maiden name began with the letter A-L to go home and flip a coin 200 times and record the results, and everyone whose mothers maiden name doesnt begin with A-L, to make up the results. The professor had a 96% accuracy at telling which ones were made up and which ones were real results (also busting some homework skippers!).

So, what does this have to do with tax fraud? Well, financial institutes and anything with high earnings employ this Law on their own company to find fraud. If the numbers dont comply with the law of 30% of the numbers starting with 1, then flags can go up.

I strongly believe that this is the first line of defense for the IRS. Everyones numbers are ran through some equation which can quickly tell if it adheres to this law and if it doesnt, then it is flagged and sent to someone to really check into it. If you create all your tax numbers with respect to this law, i bet you that you will not be flagged.


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Re: How to cheat on your taxes and not get flagged! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4042013 - 04/11/05 06:51 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Good luck with that bub.


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Re: How to cheat on your taxes and not get flagged! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4042026 - 04/11/05 06:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Interesting concept. I dunno though, I wouldn't mess with the IRS....


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Re: How to cheat on your taxes and not get flagged! [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4042028 - 04/11/05 06:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Just talk to DNKYD, he's got the money-dude as his avatar, he'll solve everything. Don't worry, man. It's gonna be totally okay.


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Re: How to cheat on your taxes and not get flagged! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4042093 - 04/11/05 07:12 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Ive already done my taxes.... I was just passing the info along. I thought it was pretty interesting when i read it.


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