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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Tell me a story
    #4037346 - 04/10/05 04:00 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I was just visiting another site that I frequent(not nearly as often as this one) :wink: and I was reminded of something crazy I did once.
Back when I was 17...me, my sister(verogirl) and a friend of mine were bored out of our minds one night. Now when I was younger, I was a very bad girl. I lived in this real small town and there wasn't much to do besides drink, get into trouble, do drugs and have sex. I wasn't having sex at that age so drinking and getting into trouble was my thing.

When me and the girls decided to take a walk that night...we made some other bad decisions that led us to some illegal activities.
It was about 7:30pm on a Sat. when we walked passed our old middle school. I was the one who brought up the idea of "sneaking into" the school. Also known as breaking in to the authorities. :smirk:

We all thought it'd be a great idea to get into the school and do some damage. Nothing to crazy...just pull down some cheesy posters they had all over the place and replace them with our own. :smile:

We found an unlocked door and walked right into the science classroom. Nothing to exciting in there. So we walked into the hallway and decided to take a trip into the library....where the xerox machine is. :evil:

I don't remember who thought of it, but the idea of our asses all over the school hallways at that time sounded like a damn good joke.
So that's what we did....we xeroxed our asses and made like 100 copies and put them up all over the school. Down the hallways...in some of the lockers and in some of the classrooms.

We left laughing all the way home.

This story does not have a happy ending. We all got caught. We all got arrested.

I'd do it all over again.


Anyone have any funny stories to share?

~Desiree~:heart:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037365 - 04/10/05 04:08 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

haha... One night, when my friends and I were really bored we stole into a school.  We didn't do drugs back then... so fucking with people and property was our thing.  We ended up stealing 600 $ worth of stuff.  never got caught  :thumbup:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037370 - 04/10/05 04:09 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Desiree... do you live in socal?


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4037399 - 04/10/05 04:24 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

NO

I live in hell.  :devil:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037415 - 04/10/05 04:33 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

no you don't





just the people around you do


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037427 - 04/10/05 04:40 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Hello... well i never actually stole anything except for some stickers and eracers. The whole zerox thing was my sisters (Desiree) idea.. Was funny as hell. I got a year probation for that one. I think she took a camcorder.


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037435 - 04/10/05 04:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Me and some friends put 2 couches, and maybe some other shit on our school roof.

Took them a few weeks to finally get the stuff down.

And also took a box spring mattress and rode it down the front stairs until there was broken wood everywhere, and left it.

Never cought.


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #4037468 - 04/10/05 04:54 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Damn no one ever gets caught except for us. Actually i would have never gotten caught but my sis ratted me out..She said if shes going down shes taking us all down with her.


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: verogirl]
    #4037489 - 04/10/05 05:00 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

this one didn't actually happen to me but it's pretty cool some kids went up on our school and rearranged the letters to spell "I love pot high".. or something simalr it was a few years ago


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: verogirl]
    #4037506 - 04/10/05 05:03 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

verogirl said:
Damn no one ever gets caught except for us.  Actually i would have never gotten caught but my sis ratted me out..She said if shes going down shes taking us all down with her.





Seriously?



WOW NARC material



:nonono:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037526 - 04/10/05 05:07 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah they never thought i was there... Until my sis said something..But they broke into it a couple times..i only broke in once


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037644 - 04/10/05 05:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4037654 - 04/10/05 05:42 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

why do you laugh Hella


there is NOTHING worse than a snitch and I think all of us know that


ESPECIALLY on your OWN family


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037665 - 04/10/05 05:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I was laughing at your other comment


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4037667 - 04/10/05 05:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
no you don't





just the people around you do




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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037669 - 04/10/05 05:47 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

here's a funny story, I broke into my school and got caught by the po pos stealing lab chemicals for making bombs. The end.


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037672 - 04/10/05 05:48 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
there is NOTHING worse than a snitch and I think all of us know that
ESPECIALLY on your OWN family




i agree


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4037687 - 04/10/05 05:54 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

sorry I got all confused there Hella


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: goobler]
    #4037695 - 04/10/05 05:56 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

its ok :wink:


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Re: Tell me a story [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4037700 - 04/10/05 05:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

So a man walk's into a bar...

/end of story.


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