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InvisiblePawPaw
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You might be a neewbie cultivator if....
    #4028189 - 04/07/05 07:47 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#1 You still cant find vermiculate anywhere
#2 You post a thread asking if you can eat a cake and trip
#3 You still dont know where the tub aisle is at Wall-Mart
#4 Roadkill stops answering your same old stupid ass questions
#5 You do a casing using straight vermiculate
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OfflinePooface
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028202 - 04/07/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

How do you case on straight verm if you can't find it anywhere?  :evil:

Edited by Pooface (04/07/05 07:50 PM)

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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028204 - 04/07/05 07:49 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

when you think TIT is something under your shirt


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028206 - 04/07/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

you ask how long to soak grains after agar posted about it


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028208 - 04/07/05 07:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#6 You can't spell newbie correctly. :tongue:


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InvisiblePawPaw
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Holydiver]
    #4028240 - 04/07/05 07:58 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#7 you have harvested a few grams off of pf cakes and think you are a pro :smirk:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028262 - 04/07/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

when you dont understand threads like this

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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: goofy98]
    #4028271 - 04/07/05 08:04 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

i just dont under stand!!!!!


you can eat cakes???





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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: scarymidgets]
    #4028298 - 04/07/05 08:09 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#8 You ask on every grow you do what the yield is gonna be.


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Ir0NLunG68420]
    #4028340 - 04/07/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#9 You want to know the fastest way to grow the most shrooms

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InvisibleColonel Kurtz Ph.D
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: KaptKid]
    #4028438 - 04/07/05 08:38 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#10 you actually DON'T grow mushrooms :grin:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4028468 - 04/07/05 08:46 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#11 You just have to check your jars at least 7 times a day
#12 You just cant understand why your jars arent showing any signs of life 2 days after innoculating :confused:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4028471 - 04/07/05 08:46 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

you would rather smoke crack and worship satan.... :wtf: :wtf:


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: THEDANGLER]
    #4028480 - 04/07/05 08:48 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

13. You ask why you need to sterilyze your jars and why you need to let them kool before innoculating :smirk:

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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: THEDANGLER]
    #4028487 - 04/07/05 08:50 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#13 You post a question without clicking Search Posts before posting


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Edited by Ir0NLunG68420 (04/08/05 10:35 AM)

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InvisiblePawPaw
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: THEDANGLER]
    #4028496 - 04/07/05 08:52 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#14 Your pressure cooker is less than a 10 qt capacity
#15 Your pressure cooker doesnt have a pressure guage
#16 Your pressure cooker came from Wall-Mart


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Eric just wants to catch reds ..
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: IGnosticAbhorI]
    #4028514 - 04/07/05 08:55 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

17. ....You don't know who Agar is..:smirk: lol

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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028521 - 04/07/05 08:57 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PawPaw said:
#14 Your pressure cooker is less than a 10 qt capacity
#15 Your pressure cooker doesnt have a pressure guage
#16 Your pressure cooker came from Wall-Mart




Ouch! That one hurt big guy.


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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: IGnosticAbhorI]
    #4028536 - 04/07/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

#18 You think Prisioner is some asshole who is in jail
#19 You think Roadkill is something thats been run over


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Eric just wants to catch reds ..
Don?t look back, don?t look back
He?s right on your trail
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Re: You might be a neewbie cultivator if.... [Re: PawPaw]
    #4028553 - 04/07/05 09:03 PM (18 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

PawPaw said:
#18 You think Prisioner is some asshole who is in jail
#19 You think Roadkill is something thats been run over




:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's worth 5 :handth:

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