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OfflineShroomDoom
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Looking for the Yeti.
    #4018854 - 04/05/05 09:37 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

"you have heard of the yeti? the ubanamanaminol snowman? that is of course not an animal or a prehuman being, that is originally one of the shamans gods, the real name is Ban Jankri (?), that means the shaman of the forest... so therefore nobody will ever find the yeti in nature, because you have to go in trance and then you'll find the Yeti easily..."


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: ShroomDoom]
    #4018911 - 04/05/05 09:57 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

"Um, The Ban Jankri... the large man, or the large shaman... forest shaman... he wears the skin of umm a... this mushroom..."


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: ShroomDoom]
    #4018939 - 04/05/05 10:06 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

I'm a Yeti, and all it cost me was $30!  :shocked:


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4019113 - 04/05/05 10:45 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

"the Yeti loves to drink shnabbs too so he's like a real shaman, and he er..uhm... if you want to contact him you have to put some alcoholic offerings..uh...in front of the forest."


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: ShroomDoom]
    #4019174 - 04/05/05 10:58 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Most seem to, don't they? I accept weed offerings, myself..... :stoned:


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4019201 - 04/05/05 11:07 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Oh, and I also accept cash and/or real estate as offerings. All major credit cards accepted as well!


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4019272 - 04/05/05 11:24 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

BanJankri exists here...on the Shroomery :wink: 


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Le_Canard]
    #4020738 - 04/06/05 10:35 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

ToiletDuk said:
Most seem to, don't they? I accept weed offerings, myself..... :stoned:




the "weed" you are talking about --- this is the mysterious "frop" of the subgenius cult?
i have heard about this mutant yeti biology, and the hand-brain connection, and the destination: planet of the sexgoddesses (w/marylin & elvis a'waitin' fer our arrival) - i love a religion with a nice, coherent theology...

praise bob & grant us slack...


ymmv...


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: gnrm23]
    #4020745 - 04/06/05 10:38 AM (13 years, 18 days ago)

hmmmmmm...


could the "wild man" who was befriended by the ancient sumerian proto-hero GILGAMESH have been in fact one of the last of the older races?

just a thought...


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: gnrm23]
    #4021371 - 04/06/05 01:31 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Possibly...if Enkidu were not a myth...which he is. It could well be "synbolic" of that, though.


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #4021617 - 04/06/05 02:46 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Here's the Yeti ... he likes penguins btw :wink: .
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/arcade/arcade.php?do=play&gameid=15

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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: ShroomDoom]
    #4021690 - 04/06/05 03:07 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)



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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Vvellum]
    #4021736 - 04/06/05 03:26 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

The guy that made that 8mm film admitted it was a fraud.


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Swami]
    #4021740 - 04/06/05 03:27 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Are you saying the man in gorilla suit isnt our friend? How dare you.


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Re: Looking for the Yeti. [Re: Vvellum]
    #4021903 - 04/06/05 04:23 PM (13 years, 18 days ago)

Problem solved.

...less original in light of MAIA's post


Edited by the_phoenix (04/06/05 04:24 PM)


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