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Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures
    #4009135 - 04/03/05 06:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Okay, a pretty catchy title for a thread. Is this a joke one may ask. WEll Yes and no. IT is funny but at the same time it is a pathetic 'Urban Legend' which originated in Malaysia in the early 1990s.

One or two Malasyian rice-paddie tenders who may or may not have been opium and/or heroin addicts were caught alledgedly sniffing the dung of the Asian water buffalo. The original story appeared in the wire service of Reuters.

I had an original article from the English language Malaysian newspaper but cannot find it. I did find a kinda cut up copy, but we wwant to show how this story changed in three four published ephemeral publications between 1992 and 1995.

Here is the first articel from Reuters. This one is a little ripped up of some of the text. This is from January of 1992:


Now my second finding of this story came to me from Penthouse Magazine of September 1992, 8 months after the story appeared in the Singapore paper I got it from.

This was in a section of trivia on monthly news items and Penthouse labeled it as 'reefer madness.'


Now it begind s to get deper into the shit as it came to the attention somehow of the World Weekly News. This next several postings are from the December of 1992 issue of that scandelous tabloid.

The heading to thsi story spread completely across the centerfold of the news rag. It read in large black letters:

Quote:

KIDS AROUOND THE WORLD GETTING HIGH ON METHANE -- FROM MANURE




Nelow that in letters about 5 times the size of the top heading read as:

Quote:

COW CHIP SNIFFING NEWEST DRUG CRAZE


This also spread acroos both pages.









Well that was cool. Now come to February 28th of 1995 and the World WEeekly News just won't let up on this story. They have exagferated and exasperated the whole one or two people into the whole world as Dung Sniffers are everywhere.

Anyone here ever seen one of these aliens in there pastures?

Here is the last part of this pictorial scanning three years and then no one has heard it since until now. But then I really do not read this rag on a weekly basis and have not read on for ten years until I went into my file cabinet today to find the story of the pope eating shrooms on a mountain top in Austria. I will still look for that story.

Wait till you see their consulting physicial for this story.







Now here is the image of their expert witness and consulting physcian on this dire emergency spreading across the USA and Europe and the world. I bet you that h this doofer Doctor had never even seen a cow-pie.



And here is his advise to parents on how to find out if your son or dayughter or family pet is sniffing dung.

Never mind that they do alcohol and pot and acid and heroin, If he acts like these actions posted below then you know for sure your son is not a redneck but a dung sniffer.



mjshroomer

Again for one last time:

has anyone here ever spotted one of these dung sniffers?

Come on m now. You can tell me. I won't tell anyone you told me.


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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4009152 - 04/03/05 06:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

aHAHHAHAH! I've never heard of this. Must be classic to see it performed though.


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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: jamsandwich]
    #4009168 - 04/03/05 06:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

the media is willing to do anything to get attention, much like a 3 year old would do. this isn't surprising in the least bit


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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: jamsandwich]
    #4009176 - 04/03/05 06:43 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4009215 - 04/03/05 06:54 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Funnily enough I did know someone (complete loon) who tried this on a few occasions during the 90's. He used to get a traffic cone and place it over a cow pat and inhale the fumes from the top of the cone!  :crazy:

I once witnessed the same guy eat a shit load of shrooms which I'd warned him weren't active and he started vomiting (in an EXPLOSIVE way) everywhere!  :eek:

Funny thing was he passed all his exams with straight A's and was voted the most likely to succeed.

He ended up in a looney bin. That guy would eat or smoke ANYTHING to try and get high.

Shame.

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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4009280 - 04/03/05 07:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Thats funny because I know one of the participants of the Alpert, Cohen And Schiller Acid tests from the early sixties. I met him right after my first acid trip.

Two girls turned mye on to acid at the LA Teenage fair of 1964.

I was pretty naive adn he lived in a trailer at a church where the minister let long-haired people crash and vgave meals to the people ont he streets, not the bums. Anyway, he smoked me out and told me he was part of the acid trip and then showed me the book by Alpert, Cohen and Schiller. He is the one inthe iamge witht he crystal eyeglases on his facing acting the looney. He had actually been in the looney bin on and off ever since he did those acid tests int he early 1960s. Use to smoke me out. Sometimes I come across the book and see his face. He is in two fotos in the book. He was a little looney but I never knew what dragged i him into the nut house on and off during the few years I knew him.

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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4009381 - 04/03/05 07:52 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This guy ended up totally fucked up MJ.

My mum n dad had a shop in the village and he used to hang around outside freaking out young girls and women of all ages.

A lot of them were too scared to leave the premises and we used to escort them to their cars because they were so freaked out by him.

One time he walked into our shop and made his way behind the back counter and filled his pockets with cigs whilst we were there by the cash register! My mum yelled out "Chris! What are you doing!!!???" and he mumbled something like "ohh, I've been a silly boy haven't I???" then burst into laughter..

Last I'd heard of him (I haven't lived in that area for 10 years) he'd had one of his arms broken by the police when trying to resist arrest at a university party.

He apparently used to catch the train all over the country to attend university parties even though he'd never actually attended those particular universitys!  :crazy:

Very talented guy. He played numerous classic instruments like a pro too.

Then, bang! Total nutcase.

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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: Bi0TeK]
    #4009467 - 04/03/05 08:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks for the laugh- the pics and article pertaining to them I saw in line in a supermarket years ago on the cover of some retarded mini-mag.  I about shit.  Deja-poo.  I think that's right up there with dry-cleaning fluid and bannanadine.  Maybe even on a higher tier (no pun intended).  I wonder who will be the first reader of this post to go out and try it, and I know some kid is just itching to do this right now.  I could see it now... :lol: :cow:


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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: superblingtheory]
    #4009549 - 04/03/05 08:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hehehe. I was also wondering who would soon report a trip experinece. Tell them they can take the short route and jump intop a silo. A lotr of methane there.

ANother story in one of the rags about ten years ago was America's New Leading high onthe f roads of Amererica, Jimson Weed, knocks the shit out of you like marijuana..

You should see what they did to some pictures of the Long-Neckked Girls, the Padawng form Burma and aroound mae hong Song. They published images of some girls I once photographed. Had images of them witht he rings off of their necks. The bad journalism said theose lon-necked girls are not gonna take it any more. had phony pictures of them with their rings supposedly removed. Problem is the l necks appear to be someones arm and elbos and you can tell.

Truth of the matter is their necks can break if the rings are removed and many the nexks are not as long or stretched as they look. It is an illusion because the bottom rings are shoulder length hangingh onm the edged of the shoulders.

Maybe I will post some of that later.

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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: mjshroomer]
    #4014120 - 04/04/05 09:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha

thats f.cked up.

thanks for sharing this stuff tho mj

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Re: Farmers & Shroomers Beware of Dung Sniffing Druggies In Pastures [Re: GGreatOne234]
    #4015835 - 04/05/05 05:32 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahah nice find mj , at least its environmentally friendly


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