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OfflineMisterKite
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Health Benefits of Drinking Urine
    #4005133 - 04/02/05 03:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OK-I did some research, and despite your ignorant cries of repulsion, drinking your P.P. ROCKS THE HOUSE!!!

Piss doesn't carry most of your waste, that job is left to your poo. Piss is really just excess, diluted blood. The reason it's good for you is that it has in it all the hormones and enzymes your body produced but didn't use, so by consuming it, you're saving your body the effort of producing more. In the same way, your pee contains all of your excess vitamins.

Also, pee serves as a homeopathic remedy for disease. A trace amount of foreign bodies are in your pee, and by drinking them in a dilution, your immune system becomes stronger.

Splashing your face with your piss while in the shower is great for your skin. Pee is a natural astringent. Some people may get dry skin, but some oil will remedy this.

If you do muster the courage and drink your pee, drink it in teh morning, because that's when you'll have the most wasted enzymes and hormones in your pee.

You don't want to drink the very first bit of your pee(that cleans out your kidneys) or the very last bit (that's the dregs). But drink up all of the middle amount.

Piss tastes pretty salty and bad at first, but just remember that your conception of it is wrong. It's not something that's disgusting and icky. All it is is your own blood with some water and vitamins in it. Blood that had been coursing in your veins only hours ago. It's easier to take several large sips, take a break, then more several large sips, than it is to just take little sips.

This has been practiced for centuries by yogis. You don't have to tell anyone, this can be your little secret. Feel no shame and enjoy the great ability of recycling our bodies have granted us.

Good luck! :cool:


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Edited by MisterKite (04/06/05 12:23 AM)


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: MisterKite]
    #4005170 - 04/02/05 03:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

All I have to say is: :argh:!


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: MisterKite]
    #4005179 - 04/02/05 04:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ewww...

Well, the only information I know pertaining to drinking your own urine is what I saw on Mtv last week on Wild Boys. They went to see some tribe or something that was insane and drank their own urine and spread the ashes of dead people on each other. So I guess the most intelligent people are doing it.  :tongue:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Locus]
    #4005248 - 04/02/05 04:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah dont drink the morning stuff, you want a good midstream clean catch

it is sterile, i guess the hype is that it has things that your immune system has broken down and when you drink it again your immune system can build its natural defense aganist it.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: MisterKite]
    #4005495 - 04/02/05 05:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I heard it works better if you drink a cup of your own semen. I've never tried it nor wanted to try it though.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4005575 - 04/02/05 05:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

... Well, have you heard the miracles of shit?

TBH if shit made you live forever... I still wouldn't eat it.

:shrug: your body, not mine. Have a glass full and  :cheers:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4012885 - 04/04/05 03:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I did it for a month. I felt awesome. Don't be scared it's all God. :mushroom2: :thumbup: PS don't eat meat or dairy if you want it to taste ok, and drink lots of H20. :smile:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Icelander]
    #4014402 - 04/04/05 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Is this an April Fool's joke?


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Society]
    #4015026 - 04/05/05 12:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

SocietyRejects said:
Is this an April Fool's joke?




No, your body just excretes waste because it doesn't know any better.  Just put that waste back in your body and you will be all good.  :thumbup:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Society]
    #4015430 - 04/05/05 01:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #4015600 - 04/05/05 03:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i'll just stick with my flinstones vitamins. I feel good enough. regardless of the posibility of physical benifits (which I can understand) in my head, drinking piss is going to cause far more mental problems for me than physical benifits.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4015603 - 04/05/05 03:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

although I may give it a try sometime after ingesting some aminita mushrooms.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: emptywisdom]
    #4015884 - 04/05/05 06:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha, i feel you on the mental problems bit... haha...


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Catalysis]
    #4021924 - 04/06/05 04:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Catalysis said:
No, your body just excretes waste because it doesn't know any better.  Just put that waste back in your body and you will be all good.  :thumbup:


Not quite waste...there'd be no point in recycling it then. Rather, your body only needs a certain amount healthy substances daily, so the rest that can't be used are excreted. So pee is like your extra good stuff.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: the_phoenix]
    #4022176 - 04/06/05 05:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Right and I'm sure shit is your extra good stuff too.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: the_phoenix]
    #4022182 - 04/06/05 05:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Actually, urine doesn't contain any blood or enzymes. Urea is not a good substance to put back in your body, you just have to piss it out again.


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: looner2]
    #4023062 - 04/06/05 09:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Do you have any online sources we could look at to back up that claim looner?


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Wysefool]
    #4023582 - 04/06/05 11:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I thought it was common sense :confused:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #4024016 - 04/07/05 12:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:noway:


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Re: Health Benefits of Drinking Urine [Re: swiftrance]
    #4025105 - 04/07/05 08:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I found this after a short search.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3915659.stm

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The US military has devised a way to ensure its troops in battle need never go hungry - with dried food that can be rehydrated using dirty water or urine.

The meal comes in a pouch that filters out 99.9% of most toxins, says New Scientist magazine.

The aim is to reduce the amount of water soldiers need to carry.

The firm behind it says soldiers should only use urine as last resort - as the membrane can not filter out urea, which in the long term causes kidney damage.




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