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OfflineCatalysis
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Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :(
    #4001612 - 04/01/05 06:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Its true. See thier website.

www.toolband.com


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Invisibleusefulidiot
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001621 - 04/01/05 06:59 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

April fools?


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OfflineCatalysis
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: usefulidiot]
    #4001625 - 04/01/05 07:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Dammit dude. you couldn't have let this go for more than 2 minutes? lol


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Offlinetomk
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: usefulidiot]
    #4001639 - 04/01/05 07:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

This is bullshit.

Maynard is either fucking with you or fucking with everyone.

Tool is not Korn. Come on.


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OfflineBrAiN
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: tomk]
    #4001650 - 04/01/05 07:12 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

whatever.. ppl find jesus at random times


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001655 - 04/01/05 07:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hahahahhahah

i hope so


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OfflineBlastrid
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001716 - 04/01/05 07:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yeah. that's an April Fools joke.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: vampirism]
    #4001719 - 04/01/05 07:28 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

wish this post was dated April 1, but, unfortunately, it isn?t. Like a doctor giving a patient a straight, honest answer to a medical diagnosis, without sugar-coating the truth, here?s exactly what I was told: ?Maynard has found Jesus.?

I'm speechless.


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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: dr_gonz]
    #4001730 - 04/01/05 07:31 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he had an enlightening trip?


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001744 - 04/01/05 07:34 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You're kidding. I would die inside if that did happen.I so hope with every oz. of energy in my body that I have that this isn't true.

Blackie:flaming:


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: blackroselove]
    #4001755 - 04/01/05 07:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Opiate

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
what you need is someone strong to use you...
like me,
like me.

If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

My God's will
becomes me.
When he speaks out,
he speaks through me.
He has needs
like I do.
We both want
to rape you.

Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life.
Open my eyes and blind me with your light
and your lies


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OfflineTriplexiosis
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001763 - 04/01/05 07:38 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It's just a joke. I don't buy it.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: blackroselove]
    #4001774 - 04/01/05 07:40 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

It's gotta be a joke. They only say that he has found "Jesus". Nothing about religion or christianity. Maybe he just met a Mexican guy named Jesus. I've met a couple in my day, no big deal.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4001786 - 04/01/05 07:41 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

hilarious if it's true, dumb if it's not.

"he?s abandoned the project for the time being, if not entirely."..not even sure if this intends to mean the studio album in process, or the band itself.

anyway, i haven't heard anything about the real talent in that band quitting (if you know who I'm talking about)...so it's all good.


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OfflineVirosa
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: lackobreath]
    #4001997 - 04/01/05 08:42 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Hah, that didn't phaze me for a second. Maynard's third eye is glued open, he wouldn't fall into that.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Virosa]
    #4002056 - 04/01/05 09:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Even if the studio album is nothing but christian rock, I still wouldn't believe it.


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Catalysis]
    #4002339 - 04/01/05 10:24 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Doubt it's true. Maynard is into mystical new agey spiritual bullshit, not old school christian religion bullshit.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: Phluck]
    #4002551 - 04/01/05 11:13 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

well i hope to all of creation that he did go crazy and become christian

oh god that would be sooo funny


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: vampirism]
    #4002592 - 04/01/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe he could wait until the next tool album and tour is over to go Korn style.


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Re: Maynard has "Found Jesus"...No More Tool :( [Re: vampirism]
    #4003118 - 04/02/05 01:11 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Well yeah, it would be pretty funny. Their music hasn't exactly been getting better.


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