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Anonymous

nothing too heavy
    #399718 - 09/21/01 04:54 AM (17 years, 5 days ago)

Why is it that nobody will recognize me as a god... I just have to go around and try to remind everyone, but all my efforts fail. What if I came in an easy to assemble kit??? Then your lazy asses would be all over me, eh, ? Discounts in bulk maybe??? What if I threw in a free cheese slicer???

Deep in the vortex I rest... clueless to time, for madness has its own circle.


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #399830 - 09/21/01 11:32 AM (17 years, 5 days ago)

Why did you create us, stupid bastards, who won't even recognize you, our creator? I think it's time to end this game and start another one.... But then, hey, it's up to you...


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #399933 - 09/21/01 02:14 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

I find it works best to recognize /others/ as gods before you, or at least concurrently with your own recognition. That way people don't confuse what you're saying with 'I am The God' meaning the christian, muslim or jewish singular all divine entity. Though you would be correct in asserting that you are 'the one' of any of those, not that any chistian, muslim, or jew would believe you or probably even leave you standing for your herecy. People simply arn't taught to identify themselves directly with the divine. That doesn't mean they can't change though.

Anyway, here, I give you my vote for godhood. Goodluck with it; it's not all ambrosia and naked angel vixens.

Ish



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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #399953 - 09/21/01 02:34 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

Your not a god. I would know, I'm a god myself. I just got pissed off at my friend Marvin (also a god) and I kicked him in the head, now he's after me, so I decided to hide in the form of a man, and dwell with humanity, he hates humanity so he'll never come down here looking for me. That'll get him.

Anyway I know your not a god 'cuz your not in the "god address book". Geez what do you take me for?

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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #400054 - 09/21/01 04:15 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

"i am god
thou art god
all that groks is god...
may you never thirst, little brother..."
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ah, ya gotta love them martians...
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didja ever read ram dass _BE HERE NOW_ where the guys goes running into church shouting out the truth he discovered (& later explains just why he stole that car --- "cause god realized that he needed it.. ummm, ya gotta be careful...
~~~
the short words are the slippery ones...

old enough to know better
not old enough to care


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Anonymous

Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Ishmael]
    #400079 - 09/21/01 04:29 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

//it's not all ambrosia and naked angel vixens.

yeah but the few we have sure are some cuties. you have a wonderful insight, thank you for the vote sir. good things will come of it.  :wink:              ...(check your left shoe)

Deep in the vortex I rest... clueless to time, for madness has its own circle.


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Anonymous

Re: nothing too heavy [Re: gribochek]
    #400085 - 09/21/01 04:32 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

the game has just begun my friend...

Deep in the vortex I rest... clueless to time, for madness has its own circle.


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: jonnyshaggs420]
    #400090 - 09/21/01 04:41 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

//Anyway I know your not a god 'cuz your not in the "god address book". Geez what do you take me for?

I hope you're not still using the second edition... you might want to order the new one, or they'll send you the new list via e-mail if you need it faster...
(i'm listed as "Hector, the Brain Infector" - the joke's always on me!)

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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #400258 - 09/21/01 07:39 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

i have been kicked out of MANNNNNYYYYYY religion classes for calling myself a god or saying that jesus was just a schizophrenic...christians just cant take jokes about their religion.

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I am your GOD,all knowing,all powerful and...completely useless.


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i feel so good,i feel so numb


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #400406 - 09/21/01 11:44 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

Thats probably the problem. I haven't been down to get my new copy since I've been in hiding.

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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #447313 - 11/05/01 02:40 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

god sometimes you just don't come through
do you need a woman to take care of you?


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Glowing_Eleven]
    #447319 - 11/05/01 02:58 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

lay off the tori shit...


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: Anonymous]
    #447346 - 11/05/01 03:35 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

We treat you like a normal person because we dont want you to get a big head because weve seen what it does to movie stars like robert downey jr ect so we keep it quite at this stage


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Re: nothing too heavy [Re: missulena]
    #447402 - 11/05/01 05:57 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, but I'm not all big into coke! :wink:


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