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OfflineLearyfanS
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Girl's fake ID taken away
    #3989831 - 03/30/05 11:14 AM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I heard a funny story.  A lady who I work with told me this story.  I went to school with her son in Virginia.  He is now working as a bouncer in a Knoxville, Tennessee night club. 

Recently, a girl came to the Knoxville, Tennessee club with a fake ID.  How did my friend know it was fake?  The girl was using the ID of a girl that my friend went to school with in Virginia.  He said "Hey, I'm from there.  What high school did you go to?"  Her mouth dropped.  She was speechless.  I guess he decided to keep playing with her, because he then named our high school and asked if she went there.  "Yeah, I went there" she said.  "Oh yeah, which year did you graduate?" he asked.  So he kept asking questions until he got tired of stringing her along.  He finally just said "I think I'll keep this ID, thank you."

So imagine you're using someones ID in a completely different state, and the bouncer at the door knows the owner of the ID because he went to school with her.  What are the chances!? :lol:




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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Learyfan]
    #3989862 - 03/30/05 11:27 AM (19 years, 3 days ago)

He could have just given the ID back, that guy's a prick. Wannabe police ass bouncer.

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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Anonymous]
    #3989892 - 03/30/05 11:36 AM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Hilarious!





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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Anonymous]
    #3989976 - 03/30/05 11:52 AM (19 years, 3 days ago)

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paradis said:
He could have just given the ID back, that guy's a prick. Wannabe police ass bouncer.




Underage kids is what makes for a bad bar scene. He could have been a real prick and turned it into police.
Eiter way, it's a shitty deal for her.


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: MeatSpace]
    #3990044 - 03/30/05 12:07 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Yeah, but she's not getting in the club either way. Why keep the ID other than to just be a prick for no reason other than you have a tiny penis and get off on exerting the tiny piece of "power" you have as a bouncer ?


And what is the point of bouncers, security, etc at the club? They always just get their asses kicked. It's not like they do anything other than be assholes to chicks. They can't even keep people out of the club or control shit.

Edited by paradis (03/30/05 12:22 PM)

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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Anonymous]
    #3990074 - 03/30/05 12:12 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Maybe he has intentions of returning it to the real owner? I personally would have let her keep it. But what are the odds... kinda crazy.


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Anonymous]
    #3990146 - 03/30/05 12:27 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

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It's not like they do anything other than be assholes to chicks.




:rotfl:

We used to call the bouncers the "AIDS squad" (sounding like A squad)


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: i_rage_against]
    #3990154 - 03/30/05 12:28 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

if you really want to, you can stick around and talk to the management and the owners and make a big deal about it and get your ID back (assuming it's yours and the bouncer has his head up his ass)

most kids will walk away because they don't know how to fight for anything


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: blink]
    #3990281 - 03/30/05 12:55 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Our government has done a fine job of turning millions into apathetic pacifists.


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Shroomism]
    #3990729 - 03/30/05 02:24 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Knoxville eh? What club?


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Harbinger]
    #3990917 - 03/30/05 02:50 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

The Blue Oyster

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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3990947 - 03/30/05 02:55 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: blissedout]
    #3990965 - 03/30/05 03:00 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I was hoping that someone would get that.

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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3990971 - 03/30/05 03:02 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I love Police Academy!


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: blissedout]
    #3990981 - 03/30/05 03:05 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

You know what's up as soon as you see "blue"


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Wysefool]
    #3990992 - 03/30/05 03:09 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I used to work at this bar in a resort, and there was a gay bartender, and he would always tell the guest it had a different gay bar name.

Sometimes it was: The Cockpit, The Toolbox, The Manhole.

Many others that I can't remember. I always called it The Blue Oyster, cause some people would believe that and stick with it.

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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3991053 - 03/30/05 03:24 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

That is some funny shit! That guy sounds like a fun guy to work with!


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Re: Girl's fake ID taken away [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3991319 - 03/30/05 04:23 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

The Manhole... bwahahaha


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