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Deathexplosion
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how do you know if you have hemmroids?
#3987994 - 03/29/05 10:17 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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i know of them.i dont exactly know what they are or what they do.they are on your butt.thats about it.
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DNKYD
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
#3988004 - 03/29/05 10:19 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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My uncle had the 'roids once. He said it felt like someone stuck a pinecone up his ass....
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Burke Dennings
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
#3988009 - 03/29/05 10:20 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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I believe the established experts in the field are in OTD. They know all about hemmoroids there.
(In all honesty, I believe it's some kind of painful swelling of anal tissue. I dunno what causes it or specific symptoms.)
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
#3988021 - 03/29/05 10:22 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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Hemmerhoids (sp) are blood vessels that sort of protrude from your anus.
They're something like bumps or lumps.
Good luck BTW.
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notapillow
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
#3988076 - 03/29/05 10:29 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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if you had them you would know they hurt like hell or so my dad says
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: notapillow]
#3988107 - 03/29/05 10:33 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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Its better than prolapse of the rectum i hear.
Seriously, you get them if you put too much pressure on your anus, for example:
If you are preggo or you push really hard while taking poos.
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DNKYD
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
#3988113 - 03/29/05 10:34 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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Pregnant and roids doesn't sound like a good combo. Good thing I'm not a lady.
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Deathexplosion
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
#3988117 - 03/29/05 10:34 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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ive got hemmroids!aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Ayla
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
#3988122 - 03/29/05 10:35 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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god that would suck >,<
don't plan on getting preggers anytime soon, though
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: notapillow]
#3988136 - 03/29/05 10:37 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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it starts like a chafing in your anal rectum then it continues as a feeling of chapped lips. then its like,ou don't wanna use anything but cottenelle kasmir or dare i say facial tissue with lotoin. eventually its like localized diaper rash, abd a dab of zinc and vaseline sounds like a vacation. beond that, yes, i immagine its like a pinecone, but i thankfully dont know. ....or so my uncle says. or whatever
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notapillow
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Ayla]
#3988150 - 03/29/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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lol om the google ad below the quick reply says "911 for hemorrhoids" you just found out you have them and already the internet is trying to sell you stuff for them
anyway good luck with the roids try not to bite
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Mitchnast]
#3988151 - 03/29/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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HAhaha,
Mitchnasty!
You can't hide it dude! I can see them bulging out of your undies like that girl from the first Ace Ventura!
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Ayla]
#3988156 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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I'm not big on making plans anywhoo
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Mitchnast
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
#3988159 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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what do you know about it busta?
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DNKYD
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
#3988160 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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I thought that was her(his) balls all tucked up behind, not roids?
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Mitchnast]
#3988166 - 03/29/05 10:42 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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I think i had roids a few times.
Then i stopped pushing them out like machin gun fire and i've been aight since.
It wasn't as bad as everyone describes it though, so maybe it was just a tender poohole.
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
#3988174 - 03/29/05 10:43 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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Thats what she'd have you believe...
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Ayla
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
#3988178 - 03/29/05 10:44 PM (19 years, 3 days ago) |
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yah, it was... but no way she had that big of balls and looked that feminine. A real transvestite or whatever they're called have to take pills that make their dicks really itsy bitsy
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