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OfflineDeathexplosion
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how do you know if you have hemmroids?
    #3987994 - 03/29/05 10:17 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

i know of them.i dont exactly know what they are or what they do.they are on your butt.thats about it.

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InvisibleDNKYD
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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
    #3988004 - 03/29/05 10:19 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

My uncle had the 'roids once. He said it felt like someone stuck a pinecone up his ass....

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
    #3988009 - 03/29/05 10:20 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I believe the established experts in the field are in OTD. They know all about hemmoroids there.



(In all honesty, I believe it's some kind of painful swelling of anal tissue. I dunno what causes it or specific symptoms.)

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Deathexplosion]
    #3988021 - 03/29/05 10:22 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Hemmerhoids (sp) are blood vessels that sort of protrude from your anus.

They're something like bumps or lumps.

Good luck BTW.


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
    #3988076 - 03/29/05 10:29 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

if you had them you would know
they hurt like hell
or so my dad says


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: notapillow]
    #3988107 - 03/29/05 10:33 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Its better than prolapse of the rectum i hear.

Seriously, you get them if you put too much pressure on your anus, for example:

If you are preggo or you push really hard while taking poos.


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
    #3988113 - 03/29/05 10:34 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Pregnant and roids doesn't sound like a good combo. Good thing I'm not a lady.

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
    #3988117 - 03/29/05 10:34 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

ive got hemmroids!aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3988122 - 03/29/05 10:35 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

god that would suck >,<

don't plan on getting preggers anytime soon, though


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: notapillow]
    #3988136 - 03/29/05 10:37 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

it starts like a chafing in your anal rectum
then it continues as a feeling of chapped lips.
then its like,ou don't wanna use anything but cottenelle kasmir or dare i say facial tissue with lotoin.
eventually its like localized diaper rash, abd a dab of zinc and vaseline sounds like a vacation.
beond that, yes, i immagine its like a pinecone, but i thankfully dont know.
....or so my uncle says. or whatever

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Ayla]
    #3988150 - 03/29/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

lol om the google ad below the quick reply says "911 for hemorrhoids" :lol:
you just found out you have them and already the internet is trying to sell you stuff for them


anyway good luck with the roids
try not to bite


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #3988151 - 03/29/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

HAhaha,

Mitchnasty!

You can't hide it dude! I can see them bulging out of your undies like that girl from the first Ace Ventura!


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Ayla]
    #3988156 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I'm not big on making plans anywhoo  :grin:


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
    #3988159 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

what do you know about it busta?

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: no-tone]
    #3988160 - 03/29/05 10:40 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I thought that was her(his) balls all tucked up behind, not roids?

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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: Mitchnast]
    #3988166 - 03/29/05 10:42 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

I think i had roids a few times.

Then i stopped pushing them out like machin gun fire and i've been aight since.

It wasn't as bad as everyone describes it though, so maybe it was just a tender poohole.


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3988174 - 03/29/05 10:43 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

Thats what she'd have you believe...


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Re: how do you know if you have hemmroids? [Re: DNKYD]
    #3988178 - 03/29/05 10:44 PM (19 years, 3 days ago)

yah, it was... but no way she had that big of balls and looked that feminine. A real transvestite or whatever they're called have to take pills that make their dicks really itsy bitsy


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