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OfflineOldWoodSpecter
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What would you ask them?
    #3984487 - 03/29/05 10:14 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

For the purpuse of this thread, let's say alien obductions are real

If you got abducted by aliens, the little gery ones, and you were conscious when you were first brought on the ship,
what would you ask them?

Some say they could talk with them, and they were quite friendly and kind, explaining a lot of things to them.

So what would you ask them if you could? Any number of questions about anything..


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984503 - 03/29/05 10:30 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

> what would you ask them?

Uh, huh, huh, huh... uh... do you want fries with that? (In my best Beavis&Butthead voice.)


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984583 - 03/29/05 11:24 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I would ask them to increase my powers of telepathy and if they didn't then I would steal something from their ship, in an attempt to prove there existance. lol


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984610 - 03/29/05 11:39 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I would ask them about gravitation, the speed of light, and electro-magnetism. 

I would ask them how their spaceships worked, and I would ask them if I could have one. 

I would ask them how many other sentient life forms in the universe existed. 

I would ask them if things like teleportation, matter generation, and free energy are possible, and if so, how? 

I would ask them about their genetic makeup, and how it differs from ours. 

I would ask them for a brief synopsis of the history of their race. 

I would ask them about the nature of interplanetary and intergalactic politics. 

but I wouldnt believe a single thing they told me unless I saw it with my own eyes.  And even then, I would have doubts :wink:


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984707 - 03/29/05 12:23 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'd ask them about us, what are their plans with us, what do they think of us, did they make us, are they elohim, and if yes, are they proud of us right now or not.


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984726 - 03/29/05 12:30 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I would ask what they do with all the cow anuses...


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: Swami]
    #3984773 - 03/29/05 12:49 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

hehe, i'd say, stop the anal probes, let's just be friends!


seriously though, i'd ask them what i am. it'll probably start a 5 hour discussion that'll answer all other questions i may have.


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: Swami]
    #3984786 - 03/29/05 12:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Swami said:
I would ask what they do with all the cow anuses...




good question, I wouldn't be suprized if they were doing
all the experiments on other species as they do to us


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: exclusive58]
    #3984795 - 03/29/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

exclusive58 said:
hehe, i'd say, stop the anal probes, let's just be friends!





We can't ask them that until we stop doing the same with our pets, when you get a cat to the veter..don't know how to spell it...
he sticks a termometer in cats ass to measure the temperature.


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3984797 - 03/29/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You sure it's not some form of alien sushi equivalent?


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: exclusive58]
    #3984798 - 03/29/05 12:54 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

exclusive58 said:
seriously though, i'd ask them what i am. it'll probably start a 5 hour discussion that'll answer all other questions i may have.




Yea, I'd ask them that too, very important question to me


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Re: What would you ask them? [Re: Swami]
    #3984802 - 03/29/05 12:56 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Seems they don't have mouth for that. If they came here to eat, they'd go to a hospital toget some infusion or something


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