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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3980765 - 03/28/05 03:27 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

this is not so much a quote but just some funny thing that happened on mushrooms


we were all tripping fairly hard (me my band mate and a freind who posts here under the name marshmallow) any way we sent marshmallow down staris and told him to start a movie and me and my band mate were gonna try to wright some lyrics. i saw warshmallow turn on a rocket power dvd lol, ok nick toons and mushrooms sounds like fun.

fast forward 1 hour me and my freind have trid in vain to wright somthing, we decide to check on marshmallow
i open the hatch and pokje my head dwn to see what hes doing


AHD HES STILL STARING AT THE ROCKET POWER DVD MAIN MENU. he just sat down there listining to the rocket power them song that plays over and over in the main menu for an hour :grin:


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: ImYourSpedFriend]
    #3980778 - 03/28/05 03:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

If you walk into a 7-11 at 2 in the morning on shrooms, chances are, you're the most normal person there.

A friend and I needed some munchies. It's late, we got to 7-11. And I swear to god, it was like we walked into the twilight zone. I'm from an area with alot of different ethnicities and languages, but I swear I recognized none. This place was PACKED! All I hear is just a bunch of chirps and blips and somebody saying "ung chuck chuck". We still laugh about it to this day. I thought my head was going to explode, I wanted to laugh at everyone in there.

Ah, good times. Good times.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: mycophyle]
    #3980853 - 03/28/05 03:58 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

first time baked for me:
"hey man, you want to hit this?"

"No, i'm way to high as it is"

He offers his blunt

i say "no, no, no. Do not pass go, do not collect 200, i do not want any. Wait...errr, I went to far on the whole do not pass go thing but, no thanks. Ill pass"

I got some stange looks after saying that. Hehehe


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 *DELETED* [Re: mycophyle]
    #3980862 - 03/28/05 04:00 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #3980936 - 03/28/05 04:20 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

when i was a young kid, i got busted with my bong. the guy who busted me was my awsome former baseball coach who was now a prick cop.. a couple days later I was hanging out downtown with my friends and saw him. we talked and the cop said "are you staying out of trouble now?" I answered " Yes of course we are, by the way, can i have my bong back?" We all got a laugh out of it, even the cop.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: wishcouldeletethis]
    #3981017 - 03/28/05 04:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

puritybinge said:
" I am not emotionally ready to pee."



:thumbup: :grin:


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: TinTree]
    #3981057 - 03/28/05 05:01 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

While stoned:

Friend: "Fred are you gonna pass your next drug test"
Me: "I dont know when is it?"

he didnt know.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: TinTree]
    #3981102 - 03/28/05 05:20 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I've got some quotes and a funny tripping story.

So one time when a lot of my friends and I went to visit some buddies, we were all drunk and about to go to sleep in their living room. There are like 8 of us there with no lights on and I started to fall asleep and for some reason I was thinking about T.V. and said "It's like that show...(about this time I realize it is pitched black and no TV is on)that I'm not watching." Just then everyone just died laughing.

Another time me and 4 buddies were tripping while camping up in the mountains, and we were all sitting around a camp fire when one of my buddies looks up and goes "Is it raining?" then one of us responded "Nahhh...wait wait I felt a drop" then another one would be like "Nope it isn't raining, ohh yeah yeah it is" This went on for like 5 min just going back and fourth. Then we realized we were idiots :P This same night a car pulled up to the camp site next to us and one of my buddies thought it was a good idea to scream "NOT US, NOT US" thinking that they were people that were looking for some friends. We musta looked like some weirdos.

And finally one time while doing some shrooms and n2o in my living room, I had just finished doing a whippit and looked to my left and saw one of my friends. So I started to explain to him what it was like to do shrooms and take a whippit at the same time, about that time I look to my right at my two other friends and they both are just like wtf are you doing. Thats when I looked back over to my left and realized that I was actually talking to the reflection of one of my friends in the glass door on my entertainment center. That one got a good laugh

Not all of them are exactly quotes but whatever


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: xmercury]
    #3981110 - 03/28/05 05:22 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

"If we absolutely knew, we absolutely would not exsits".... me and ellemyshshade came up with that on our last trip together we said it at the same tme and it made like complete sense at te time but now I dont know what it means


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3981154 - 03/28/05 05:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

One time on a mushroom trip I was taking a shower with some live Phish playing and im washing my body and the second I go to wash my ass the crowd starts cheering. I immediatley open the curtain and look out to see who my crowd is....I had forgoten I had music on.

It scared the shit out of me I was wondering who was watching me shower.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: LthirdSeyeD]
    #3981217 - 03/28/05 05:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LthirdSeyeD said:
One time on a mushroom trip I was taking a shower with some live Phish playing and im washing my body and the second I go to wash my ass the crowd starts cheering. I immediatley open the curtain and look out to see who my crowd is....I had forgoten I had music on.

It scared the shit out of me I was wondering who was watching me shower.




you just had me laughing out loud for like........at least a full minute, I had to read it over a few times.  that's awesome! :grin:


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: blink]
    #3981344 - 03/28/05 06:23 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

This isn't much of a quote, but it was funny (to myself anyway).

My first mushroom trip. I ate the mushrooms about 20 minutes ago & was talking to my friend, who tripped a couple times before.

I said... "I don't think these are working." I look up at him and his face is made up of little square bits moving around. I rub my eyes & then everything is back to normal. I say "Nevermind."

My friend just started laughing.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: DeadHeadNotLed]
    #3981403 - 03/28/05 06:40 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

lol
i got a ton

baked as all get out VVVVV

my freind- gimme one of your cookies
me-no
my freind- why not?
me-cus your not special
my freind- how do i become special
me-hmmmm...go punch charlie (my freinds little brother)
my freind- ok

so he leaves the room and goes in the kitchen and i hear charlie go
"ow what the fuck!?"
then my freind comes back in and i gave him a cookie :lol:


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: notapillow]
    #3981462 - 03/28/05 06:52 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

One time my friend has smoked some salvia and he was babbling about being a father at an amusement park with his kids. I guess this made me frown for some reason and he says, "Oh Shit I've upset the face".

For some reason this was the funniest thing I had ever heard so from now on my nickname has been the Face.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: LthirdSeyeD]
    #3981689 - 03/28/05 07:51 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Another time we had just finished playing a gig and I was quite stoned were walking back to my car and I scream out, "Where's my Bass!"

Little did I know it was right in my hand. That was an inside joke for quite awhile. I have done this same thing with my car keys in my hand, my cell phone, any object that is in my hands...


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: LthirdSeyeD]
    #3981807 - 03/28/05 08:14 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

On my last big trip (7g) I was at the end of my peak and things were starting to relax a bit. Though on 7g nothing ever really relaxes. Anyways, I'm sitting in this chair by my TV and the damn thing smiled at me. I dunno how really, I just knew at the time that it was happy and smiling at me. Hard to explain. I was with one other person and it went something like this:

"Haha... dude the TV is happy"
"The TV is wha?"
"Its happy. It smiled at me"
"Well thats a good sign"
"No shit, it's not everyday your TV smiles at you"

Now I see my TV as my personal tripping buddy, always smiling and keeping the mood just right :smile:


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: Trainwreck]
    #3981891 - 03/28/05 08:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Hah and I always thought tv's were evil and enslaved us.


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Re: Quotes From Your Favorite Drug - Part 2 [Re: xmercury]
    #3982158 - 03/28/05 09:19 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I've done a similar thing except I had a really long conversation with one of my friends to turn around and realize I'd been tripping by myself the whole night.


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