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OfflineWorldbridger
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mmmm, Easter Beer
    #3976076 - 03/27/05 01:25 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

I havn't drank a beer for so long.  Sweet nectar from the cunt of our beloved Shiva!  :crazy2:

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976080 - 03/27/05 01:27 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Cool. I hate easter and your avatar scares me

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OfflineWorldbridger
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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3976085 - 03/27/05 01:28 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

You have gnomaphobia?

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OfflineCaptain Loafy McPoopdick
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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976095 - 03/27/05 01:30 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

It's just the cheeks are so cerry red and then it get's closer and jingles in my face. I don't have anything against the little guys though

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3976101 - 03/27/05 01:31 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

He's just extra jolly and he is tripping.

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976115 - 03/27/05 01:36 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Shiva is a man and thus doesn't have a cunt.

but i concur.

easter beer kicks ass.

:sun:


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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Krishna]
    #3976124 - 03/27/05 01:39 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

should i drink beer because its easter?

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Krishna]
    #3976144 - 03/27/05 01:47 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

I guess the sweet nectar beer comes from his dong then.

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3976181 - 03/27/05 01:56 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

mmmm sweet shiva dong juice....

:grin:


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OfflineWorldbridger
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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Krishna]
    #3976206 - 03/27/05 02:04 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Shiva, is portrait as a female deity.  Not a male deity.  I know my hindu gods and godesses!  :wink:

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: psikooz]
    #3976219 - 03/27/05 02:09 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

psikooz said:
should i drink beer because its easter?




No, drink it so you can drink the nectar of Shivitas cunt juice.

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976330 - 03/27/05 02:43 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Fucken. . . you better not be drinking Milwaukees' Best or Natural Light or any macro brew out of a can, to make your comments with such would be pure folly!


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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Its Pat]
    #3976347 - 03/27/05 02:48 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Awsome, New River Pale Ale here.

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3976351 - 03/27/05 02:50 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Why do you hate Easter?

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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976511 - 03/27/05 03:50 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

Worldbridger said:
Shiva, is portrait as a female deity.  Not a male deity.  I know my hindu gods and godesses!  :wink:




umm... nope.

i most definitely know my hindu deities. perhaps you are thinking of Kali or Parvati?


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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Krishna]
    #3976553 - 03/27/05 04:02 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Ultimately Shiva transcends gender. He/She is more of a hermaphrodite if we are going to label a genetalia on him.

Edited by Worldbridger (03/27/05 04:05 PM)

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976561 - 03/27/05 04:04 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

shiva is a guy
iy just kinda sounds like a girls name :wink:


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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: notapillow]
    #3976581 - 03/27/05 04:09 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

The most important feature of the cult of Shiva is perhaps his sexual complexity. This may come in answer to a difficulty that the chart of the Trim?rti may suggest. Each of the Gods is married, but the presence of a wife is a little awkward if the deity is to be considered the Supreme Being -- there is no Mrs. God in the Old Testament. The solution is that the goddesses are really the female aspect of the God, not separate beings. Thus Shiva as a whole may be divided into male and female sides. This can be artistically represented either by showing Shiva as half male and half female, or by showing Shiva and P?rvat? locked together in intercourse. Much the same thing is shown through the union of the Shaivite fetish objects, the linga cone and the yoni ring or table.

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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Worldbridger]
    #3976595 - 03/27/05 04:15 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

yep, well that's true enough... i see where your coming from on all this... :smile: but i wouldn't say that it is accepted hindu doctrine to say that all the goddesses are really the female aspects of gods. of course, from a metaphysical standpoint, all the gods are all a part of one greater being - a being that trandscends any dualities like "male/female" - however hinduism is intrinsincly linked with its social and mythological practice and origins - and from this standpoint, you wouldn't refer to Shiva as a woman. Eh I'm just tired and nitpicky :smile: back to the topic at hand - beer is good.



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Re: mmmm, Easter Beer [Re: Krishna]
    #3976639 - 03/27/05 04:27 PM (19 years, 5 days ago)

Well, whether my beer comes from a deities cunt, or a deities dong, I am content! Hallalejua!

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