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OfflinePhluck
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Destroy the cockistocracy.
    #3972624 - 03/26/05 03:47 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

The cockistocracy's demise is inevitable. A dominant class of imbeciles who have founded the base of their wit on cryptohomophobic banter is inherantly unstable, and dangerously irritating to the more intelligent and reasonable general populace, who have been shackled by their desire to adhere to fairness and tolerance of different voices.

Now is the time to destroy these shackles, comrades. We must banish the cockistocrats, ruthlessly slaughter them and their followers publicly, so that it is known to all that such behavior cannot be tolerated.

Who are the cockistocrats? Whoever the revolutionary leaders deem to be cockistocrats. Fairness is not the issue, their cockistocratic characteristics are defined by their very ability to induce annoyance in the socially superior revolutionary.

Complaining about fairness makes you a cockistocrat, and you will perish at the noble hands of a revolutionary. Your death ushers in a new generation of intelligence and civility.

Turn your lust for change into action, revolutionary comrades. The Shroomery Liberation Front has formed, and the cockistocracy is set to fall.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Phluck]
    #3972632 - 03/26/05 03:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Viva la revolucion!


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Phluck]
    #3972633 - 03/26/05 03:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Our only mercy will be killing them quickly.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Phluck]
    #3972641 - 03/26/05 03:52 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Longlive the SLF!



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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #3972720 - 03/26/05 04:08 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: adrug]
    #3972729 - 03/26/05 04:10 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

DESTROY!!! DESTROY!!!! lets ban geo while we're at it!!!


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Planet PHL]
    #3972736 - 03/26/05 04:11 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: GregHimself]
    #3972753 - 03/26/05 04:14 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Taking out the idiots.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: BrAiN]
    #3972767 - 03/26/05 04:15 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Greg is borderline cockistocrat... keep tabs on him


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. [Re: Phluck]
    #3972789 - 03/26/05 04:20 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

.


Edited by TenaciousFloyd (05/10/06 08:17 PM)


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
    #3972795 - 03/26/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:whatever:


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: TenaciousFloyd]
    #3972799 - 03/26/05 04:22 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TenaciousFloyd said:
I am the Cockistocrat leader and I shall not stand by while our men are ostracized from here.




Your armies are no match for the #hate force


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: GregHimself]
    #3972827 - 03/26/05 04:28 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

There are rumours that cockistocrats are being harboured in channels that are meant for other forms of discourse.

I trust that the leaders of these channels will take appropriate actions against the cockistocrats to prevent their idiocy from destroying the peaceful and intelligent communities that have remained stable for so long.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: BrAiN]
    #3972833 - 03/26/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

#love is now a refugee camp for those forced out by the war... #love is neutral

I hear #cultivation has been harboring cockistocrat training camps... you better let our inspectors in


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: BrAiN]
    #3972847 - 03/26/05 04:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: BrAiN]
    #3972987 - 03/26/05 05:23 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

this post is from the "Best of Djfrog 2003", with the full edition available on ebay.



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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Phluck]
    #3973134 - 03/26/05 06:20 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Phluck said:
...dangerously irritating to the more intelligent and reasonable general populace, who have been shackled by their desire to adhere to fairness and tolerance of different voices....

...Complaining about fairness makes you a cockistocrat,...





Yeah, get out of the pub. You've had enough to drink.
I'm just messing with ya.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3973157 - 03/26/05 06:26 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not sure if you were attempting to point out an inconsistancy, but if so, you must have misinterpreted what I said.

I urged the revolutionaries to free themselves from the shackles of fairness. And that fairness is not part of the process of deciding who gets banned.

I should also point out that I have not had enough to drink, as I have only just now, opened my first beer.


THE REVOLUTION LIVES ON!
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED, ON CHANNEL #SHROOMERY.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: Phluck]
    #3973189 - 03/26/05 06:32 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I can feel the very foundation of the shroomery shaking at it's core.

There will lines are drawn and blood awaits to be spilled.
Know your enemy.


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Re: Destroy the cockistocracy. [Re: blink]
    #3973226 - 03/26/05 06:39 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

MAKE AN ENEMY SO YOU CAN DESTROY IT


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