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OfflineToTheSummit
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I may be in trouble....
    #3966827 - 03/24/05 09:39 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

The wife left town this afternoon.  She went to be with her family for Easter.  She won't be back til monday.  We (my band) are throwing a party here on Saturday.


Last thing she said to me was "Don't let anyone trash my house."  I said, "OK, I promise."






How could I have made such a silly promise! :eek:
I'm screwed! :crazy:


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966836 - 03/24/05 09:42 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

outside party. lock your keys in the house till she gets home.

even if you do that, it is inviting the drunken break in at 3 in the morning....


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: Jim]
    #3966856 - 03/24/05 09:48 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

hahaha, trash the house anyways. Then, of course, clean it to your standards(which most likely will be no where near hers).
Then when she notices her favorite "insert favorite thing here" thing is fucked up offer a better new one. the ladies love better new stuff!
or keep the silly promise and don't have a rip-roaring-rager with your band.
Either way its all fun!

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966869 - 03/24/05 09:50 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

Or.......She said..."Don't let anyone trash my house." so trash some other extremely local thing instead.

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966880 - 03/24/05 09:53 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

shit... thought of this... go to the jewelery store and buy here a nice diamond tennis bracelet. she wont give a shit what the house looks like when she gets home.

this is the guide:
http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg


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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966881 - 03/24/05 09:54 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

Too late to back out of the party.  All the band equipment is already here.  And the flyers have gone out.  And I refuse to lock myself out of my own house (because I know I'll just kick the door down at 2 AM).

One thing I learned many years ago...
"Its easier to ask forgivness then permission"
:grin:


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966893 - 03/24/05 09:58 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

fuck it, get soo wasted and wake up 1 min before she wakes up and be like "WHAT!" and the passout again......just have fun.
p.s. do that but wake up 1 hr and clean like a mad man with a hangover.


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966894 - 03/24/05 09:59 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)



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Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966899 - 03/24/05 10:00 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

:rotfl: so true!!!

have a blast man.  seems everyone is going to a raging party this weekend!  i love easter.

yall shoudl get some costumes and go for a drunken easter egg hunt.  with guitars and saxiphones of course.


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: kadakuda]
    #3967028 - 03/24/05 10:34 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

can i come? lol


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: kadakuda]
    #3967035 - 03/24/05 10:36 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

Just stash the good china, and ming vases, and whatever "important" shit you may have somewhere so they don't get broken and make sure you clean the house. Is that really that hard? Besides, there's a difference between trashed and pretty dirty. You dont have to do a good job cleaning.


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3967044 - 03/24/05 10:39 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

ToTheSummit said:

One thing I learned many years ago...
"Its easier to ask forgivness then permission"
:grin:



:lol:So true!


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: F0SS1L]
    #3967050 - 03/24/05 10:41 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

take all the perishables and put them in one room of the house that is off limits...but dont forget where they go back!


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Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: Kada]
    #3967141 - 03/24/05 11:02 PM (19 years, 8 days ago)

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can i come? lol



Anyone who can be in Vegas by Saturday is welcome! :laugh: :thumbup:


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