Home | Community | Message Board


RVF Garden Supply
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
OfflineToTheSummit
peregrinus
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/23/99
Posts: 9,067
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 5 days, 3 hours
I may be in trouble....
    #3966827 - 03/24/05 11:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

The wife left town this afternoon.  She went to be with her family for Easter.  She won't be back til monday.  We (my band) are throwing a party here on Saturday.


Last thing she said to me was "Don't let anyone trash my house."  I said, "OK, I promise."






How could I have made such a silly promise! :eek:
I'm screwed! :crazy:


--------------------
You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleJim
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,898
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966836 - 03/24/05 11:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

outside party. lock your keys in the house till she gets home.

even if you do that, it is inviting the drunken break in at 3 in the morning....


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleCalifornia
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 70,444
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E Flag
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: Jim]
    #3966856 - 03/24/05 11:48 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

hahaha, trash the house anyways. Then, of course, clean it to your standards(which most likely will be no where near hers).
Then when she notices her favorite "insert favorite thing here" thing is fucked up offer a better new one. the ladies love better new stuff!
or keep the silly promise and don't have a rip-roaring-rager with your band.
Either way its all fun!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleCalifornia
A E S T H E T I C S A T A N
 User Gallery

Registered: 12/27/04
Posts: 70,444
Loc: H A U N T E D H O U S E Flag
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966869 - 03/24/05 11:50 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Or.......She said..."Don't let anyone trash my house." so trash some other extremely local thing instead.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleJim
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,898
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966880 - 03/24/05 11:53 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

shit... thought of this... go to the jewelery store and buy here a nice diamond tennis bracelet. she wont give a shit what the house looks like when she gets home.

this is the guide:
http://thedrunkenclam.zipa.com/vidclips/diamonds.mpg


--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineToTheSummit
peregrinus
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/23/99
Posts: 9,067
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 5 days, 3 hours
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: California]
    #3966881 - 03/24/05 11:54 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Too late to back out of the party.  All the band equipment is already here.  And the flyers have gone out.  And I refuse to lock myself out of my own house (because I know I'll just kick the door down at 2 AM).

One thing I learned many years ago...
"Its easier to ask forgivness then permission"
:grin:


--------------------
You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinelilbilski4life
fear andloathing inbozeman

Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 199
Last seen: 10 years, 19 days
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966893 - 03/24/05 11:58 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

fuck it, get soo wasted and wake up 1 min before she wakes up and be like "WHAT!" and the passout again......just have fun.
p.s. do that but wake up 1 hr and clean like a mad man with a hangover.


--------------------
------------------------------------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleJim
 User Gallery

Registered: 04/07/04
Posts: 20,898
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966894 - 03/24/05 11:59 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)



--------------------
Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinekadakuda
The Great"Green".......East
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/21/04
Posts: 7,048
Loc: Asia
Last seen: 8 months, 9 days
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3966899 - 03/25/05 12:00 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl: so true!!!

have a blast man.  seems everyone is going to a raging party this weekend!  i love easter.

yall shoudl get some costumes and go for a drunken easter egg hunt.  with guitars and saxiphones of course.


--------------------
The seeds you won't sow are the plants you dont grow.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineKada
Asha'man
Male User Gallery
Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 12,169
Loc: Land of Ports Flag
Last seen: 1 month, 15 days
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: kadakuda]
    #3967028 - 03/25/05 12:34 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

can i come? lol


--------------------
~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineF0SS1L
Prehistoric Cyborg

Registered: 08/29/04
Posts: 2,382
Loc: 216
Last seen: 3 years, 2 days
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: kadakuda]
    #3967035 - 03/25/05 12:36 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Just stash the good china, and ming vases, and whatever "important" shit you may have somewhere so they don't get broken and make sure you clean the house. Is that really that hard? Besides, there's a difference between trashed and pretty dirty. You dont have to do a good job cleaning.


--------------------
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin. Playing with a grin, singing gibberish.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Invisibleblissedout
Male User Gallery

Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder Flag
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #3967044 - 03/25/05 12:39 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ToTheSummit said:

One thing I learned many years ago...
"Its easier to ask forgivness then permission"
:grin:



:lol:So true!


--------------------



:murray:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinedanlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....
Male User Gallery

Registered: 10/29/02
Posts: 19,227
Loc: usa Flag
Last seen: 29 days, 5 hours
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: F0SS1L]
    #3967050 - 03/25/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

take all the perishables and put them in one room of the house that is off limits...but dont forget where they go back!


--------------------
"Psychedelics should be used not to escape reality, but to embrace it"



Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
OfflineToTheSummit
peregrinus
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 08/23/99
Posts: 9,067
Loc: Las Vegas
Last seen: 5 days, 3 hours
Re: I may be in trouble.... [Re: Kada]
    #3967141 - 03/25/05 01:02 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

LordOfChaos said:
can i come? lol



Anyone who can be in Vegas by Saturday is welcome! :laugh: :thumbup:


--------------------
You invented the wheel....You push the motherfucker!!


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Help Me Howard - DEA Trouble Chemy 952 3 05/21/08 08:07 AM
by In(di)go
* Would you get the bank teller in trouble?
( 1 2 all )
OneMoreRobot3021 1,412 26 12/02/08 08:46 PM
by Skunk420
* Need advice/help about police troubles
( 1 2 all )
Dan258 2,691 38 09/22/08 10:03 PM
by Konyap
* Scared Shitless, Ordered a grow box and was siezed by customs... Am I in trouble????
( 1 2 3 4 all )
whirlebird720 7,436 77 07/08/16 05:31 PM
by tyrannicalrex
* Trash Bag Bomb... Anyone Else Ever Done This?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
TM 6,138 65 02/14/06 08:46 PM
by gdman
* popular music trashing US president.... I'm down.
( 1 2 3 all )
CureCat 3,417 46 06/15/07 07:49 AM
by deadendeavor
* Got in trouble for putting out a tip jar
( 1 2 3 all )
Hyper_Panda_GO 1,832 42 07/08/07 06:59 PM
by Idiot
* trouble at work kergan 359 17 11/21/08 04:39 PM
by WhiskeyClone

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
388 topic views. 16 members, 119 guests and 44 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Kratom Eye
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.055 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 14 queries.