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Sitted Stoned Rambles...
    #3961642 - 03/23/05 10:11 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I wake up. Have a snack. Head outside, and start working. I work outside and go inside. I start laptop annd Then I am like a rat. I start here at the shroomery, then i get up and pick up the phone. Then go up to the top of my lengthy driveway and wait for the Pizza and Hot Wings that are on their way, and since our house is on the limits of their delevery radius, it takes them 35 mins to get here.

I finish up on the order while on the phone I roll a fat joint :spliff: :stash:. I then scurry up to the top of the driveway and light the fatty. I smoke my ass stoned while the pizza is on it's way. He gets here with the pizza, and i hand him da money. He bitches about how we shouldn't be on the route....and i drive back down the driveway, pulling imto the house with an awesome mucnchie! I get inside, while im avoiding eye contact with my parents as much as possible. I grab a plate, get a water bottle, scurry again to my room, sit down, turn on the light, sit it all down, turn on TV, open water and select an awesome show. I then turn on my Dell Notebook, enter pass, dial up, open firefox, start eating pizza, and then after its all done...........










I come into the Pub and start rambling while sitting stoned..... :lol: :finger: :lol:  :rasta:  :stoned:  :grin:  :thumbup:  :crazy2:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3961651 - 03/23/05 10:13 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Man, you son of a bitch that's a good routine. :grin:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3961655 - 03/23/05 10:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

that made me laugh. I'm also high though :smile:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3961657 - 03/23/05 10:14 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Avoiding eye contact w/ your parents?

I give my parents a big, stoned grin when I see them. I find it's much easier to deal w/ my mom when I'm high. She's nice as hell and I get along w/ my parents (If I didn't I would've moved out by now) She just annoys the hell outta me sometimes, never shuts up. "Boy, you sure are in a good mood today!" Yeah, mom, I feel greeeeat :lol:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: mantis]
    #3961680 - 03/23/05 10:17 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I just avoid eye contact.....i talk and joke and smile around em. They're cool. But im not gonna be like staring at their chin, or something.


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3961789 - 03/23/05 10:37 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Gourmet Munchies  :thumbup: :sun: :thumbup:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: IrishNation]
    #3961822 - 03/23/05 10:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

IrishNation said:
Gourmet Munchies  :thumbup: :sun: :thumbup:










:sun: :crazy2: :eek: :rasta: :evil: :thumbup:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3962022 - 03/23/05 11:18 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

nice....

watch tv till about to fall asleep. Get up and get on pc. check shroomery first. smoking a bowl. shroomery. online game i play(text), then counterstrike,bowl,tv,bowl,water.etc...etc...


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: dobinky]
    #3962037 - 03/23/05 11:20 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I fuckin love the time im waitin up there for the pizza-man. :spliff: :grin:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3962050 - 03/23/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

now thats quality time to yourself.  :cheers: :bong:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: dobinky]
    #3962058 - 03/23/05 11:22 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

my parents do not condone marijuana.. my dads like " you smoking marijuana again?" he never uses slang, just marijuana. it gives me shivers when i hear him say it.... the only reason they dont like it is because its illegal..


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: dobinky]
    #3962064 - 03/23/05 11:23 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

hell yea.

I thoroughly enjoy solitude. :thumbup:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3962076 - 03/23/05 11:24 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:werd:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3962106 - 03/23/05 11:27 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

So I drank a few white russians.. then a few more.. then I realize my vodka's gone, so goddamit.. eventually I'm hungry, I get food, vomit, eat my food, smoke some pot, and come here.

Then I see an inane post, just other ramblings, like mine above, and those to continue on as such.


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: TYL3R]
    #3962126 - 03/23/05 11:31 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Neat story.

:thumbup:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: Adden]
    #3962173 - 03/23/05 11:39 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

s2dope said:
.. eventually I'm hungry, I eat my food, vomit, eat my food again, smoke some pot, and come here.
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:evil: :tongue2: :lol:


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Re: Sitted Stoned Rambles... [Re: dobinky]
    #3962203 - 03/23/05 11:44 PM (12 years, 6 months ago)

:tongue:


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