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Ego Death
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Smuggling small amounts! Hehe
#3953681 - 03/22/05 01:11 PM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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I thought of a good way to smuggle small amounts undetected.
Use a carrier pigeon! They used to use them in olden times to send messages.
So all you need now is a pigeon and a 'how to train a pigeon' manual. Then you can start shipping thousands of LSD hits in from the slacker countries!
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: Ego Death]
#3954284 - 03/22/05 03:22 PM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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That's not very effective, perhaps with LSD it could work to an extent due to the small weight per dose, but for any real hard drugs on the black market I doubt it'd work very well.
Maybe you could give it a shot, just tie a few grams of crystal LSD to a pigeon and train it to fly over the border to a selected destination on the other side. For heroin, cocaine, methamphetamines and marijuana, though, old fashioned smuggling would be much more effective.
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: Ravus]
#3954513 - 03/22/05 04:07 PM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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Thats why theres hardly any cid in the us, because you ain't usin pigeons man!
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: Ego Death]
#3956235 - 03/22/05 09:07 PM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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that would work fucking great for a courier service in a large city.
imagine the cops trying to put a sting on that... they can't really intimidate a pigeon.
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: lackobreath]
#3957435 - 03/23/05 12:07 AM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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lol this is hillarious
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: lackobreath]
#3957771 - 03/23/05 02:03 AM (19 years, 11 days ago) |
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Gotta watch out for the stool pigeons though..
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: Adden]
#3958112 - 03/23/05 06:44 AM (19 years, 10 days ago) |
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Quote:
s2dope said: Gotta watch out for the stool pigeons though..
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SWEDEN
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: LethalX5]
#3960134 - 03/23/05 02:54 PM (19 years, 10 days ago) |
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The carrier pidgeon was hunted to extinction in the early 1900s.
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: SWEDEN]
#3960387 - 03/23/05 03:32 PM (19 years, 10 days ago) |
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I thought that was the dodo bird?
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: dblaney]
#3960505 - 03/23/05 03:52 PM (19 years, 10 days ago) |
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"Carrier pigeon From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
A carrier pigeon is a breed of pigeon (specifically a domesticated Rock Dove, Columba livia) that has wattles, a nearly vertical stature, and that may once have been used to carry messages. The carrier pigeons of today are not good flyers; they are kept as an ornamental or fancy breed, valued for their unusual appearance.
Carrier pigeons should not be confused with homing pigeons, another variety of Columba livia. Homing pigeons, not carrier pigeons, were used to carry messages in World War I and are nowadays used for pigeon racing."
"Homing pigeons were still employed in the 21st century by certain remote police departments in eastern Orissa state of India to provide emergency communication services in cases of natural disaster. In March 2002, it was announced that India's Police Pigeon Service messenger system in Orissa was to be retired."
In that last quote, Orissa is mentioned...one of the strains of ps. cubensis. What a coincidence.
Dodos were hunted to extinction, not the carrier pigeon.
Nice idea, though
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: WoodsCall]
#3960941 - 03/23/05 05:22 PM (19 years, 10 days ago) |
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Those were Passeneger Pigeons that are extinct. Didn't you used to watch the Bloodhound Gang?
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: MasonsChild]
#3964315 - 03/24/05 10:21 AM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Fuck it you may as well set up a whole fleet!
Imagine a fleet of 100 homing pigeons each carrying 3 or 4 grams of crystal LSD. What ya gonna do about that one, big bad gov?
Actually, I wonder how much weight a pigeon could carry, hmmm....
In the future, as drug detection technology grows, I will expect to see whackier and whackier methods of trafficing.
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Re: Smuggling small amounts! Hehe [Re: Ego Death]
#3966224 - 03/24/05 07:09 PM (19 years, 9 days ago) |
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Great eyedea up untill your pigeon decides to take a little "bird bath" with your acid. I wounder what that would look like? Kamakazie birds anyone?
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