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Offlinenanananotehead
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April Fools' Day
    #3954001 - 03/22/05 02:07 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

The first of April is fast approaching. For the past few years, I haven't made an April Fool out of anyone, but I may pull some pranks this year. Does anyone else plan on doing so?

If YES, please describe your prank/joke/gag/trick if you so desire.
Do you plan on playing any jokes on April Fools' Day this year?
You may choose only one


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3954168 - 03/22/05 02:56 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I will tell my partner that I met someone else


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3955320 - 03/22/05 06:21 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Saran wrap over the toilet bowl is always a good one. Piss everywhere. Vasoline on hand rails is a good one too.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Gumby]
    #3955606 - 03/22/05 07:30 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

A simple, yet, annoying joke I was going to play just involves placing a security strip in someone's favorite jacket. It would probably help if you hid it in between the layers of the fabric and made sure it is still charged to go off when the person leaves any store.

A more "sinister" act would be to design a fake handgun made out of a single sheet of metal and place it in someones luggage who is about to leave on a plane. :twisted:


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3957660 - 03/23/05 01:17 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

hehe, i may steal some ideas from here and try em out. i dunno, i haven't done this in a long time. yeah maybe this year...


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #3958175 - 03/23/05 07:40 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I'm going to cover my friends room with photocopied ricky martin faces.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: funkymonk]
    #3959714 - 03/23/05 01:08 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Does anyone know where april fools day originated from? and why?

My family always used to get my Grandmother with the same joke every year. we just told her to go outside and look in the yard there is a huge owl sitting there. haha fell for it everytime.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Captain Loafy McPoopdick]
    #3960109 - 03/23/05 02:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

It looks like no one really knows for sure; check out this link

http://www.cycnet.com/englishcorner/background/holiday/aprilfools.htm


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3960122 - 03/23/05 02:49 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Oh, and you guys can check this site with a huge list of ideas to try out:

http://www.duckshit.com/free-practical-jokes/free-practical-jokes.html


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3973655 - 03/26/05 06:46 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Does anyone else have any pranks they care to share?


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3973828 - 03/26/05 07:29 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

one time my sister covered my room and everything in it with baby powder... but this wasn't for april fool's, and she had no reason to do so. i just came home one night late and it was dark and i got into bed.. then i felt it and was like wtf???.. so i turned on the light and oh i was pissed.. of coarse nothing like that never happened to her in return, or otherwise. :mad2:

:smile:


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #3974373 - 03/26/05 09:50 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

If anyone has seen the movie Home Alone (I forget if this is in the first or second one) you might remember when the robbers plug up someones sink and tub drains and turn the water on at full blast. I guess that would be more of an act of revenge, but, hey, it sure would be funny knowing you caused all that water damage in the house of someone you hated.

Also, I came up with an annoying little prank: drink (or pour out) half of each hard liquor bottle in someones entire house and fill it up with water. They will either have to be forced to throw them all away, or drink VERY diluted alcohol. The look on someones face when they took a swig of watery Vodka would make me laugh, at least.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3982684 - 03/28/05 10:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Locus, the baby powder incident was totally uncalled for and you never got your sister back? I would have schemed for days to pick out the perfect payback prank.  :cool:


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3984342 - 03/29/05 06:27 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

haha, yeah well i definitely wanted to but this family is insane man.. if i did one little thing to my sister then i would be in huge trouble, even at my age now... well i think now i wouldnt really stand for anything happening to me but anyway.. yeah, back then surely it wouldn't have been worth it for me to do something back to her because i would be the one paying the consequences and not her. that's how it all works though.. with myself being the oldest and having suffered the most through my parents mistakes and my siblings having had gone through none of what i did. and my sister especially gets some type of special treatment just because she's a girl 24/7. my parents are morons...
hehe, when everyone finally moves out of my parent's house i think there will be some revenge.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #3993250 - 03/31/05 12:06 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

One day away; it's times to get your early pranks going!  :microwave:


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3993391 - 03/31/05 12:41 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

ah..yes.. will do.. gotta do some thinkin today..


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #3997961 - 03/31/05 10:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

The day is upon us!

Here's another prank: collect as many bees, hornets, wasps, etc that you can. Set up some form of sweet sustenance they can survive off of in your friend bathroom(s). (Maybe a simple dish of soda or sugar water would work? IDK!) Let them go and close the door fast.
The kicker would be if the person is allergic to stings....but I think that prank would be along the lines of murder...so BEE careful. Har har!  :weirdeyes:


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #3998714 - 04/01/05 03:24 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

haha, nice...

yeah, i still dont know what i'll do yet... any more suggestions?


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #3999581 - 04/01/05 10:05 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I've decided NOT to do anything. What goes around comes around and I'm not in a very joking mood right now.
I can almost assure that my employees are aching to pull a practical joke on me right now. I am not answering my phones today.


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: nanananotehead]
    #4002084 - 04/01/05 07:09 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

The best April Fool joke that I have pulled on anyone....was years ago.
On my old boss...when I was a Boilermaker/Tech.

I went into the main office with blood all over my hand...and blood dripping down all over the floor of the office.

I was screaming that someone needed to take me to the hospital that I had cut open my hand with a die grinder.

My boss fucking jumped out of his chair and started freaking the fuck out.  :smirk:

Then he tells all the secretaries that he was going to take me to the hospital...cause he was worried that I was loosing too much blood.

I grinned at him and said..."April Fools".

He took it pretty good...and everyone had a good laugh over it.
The owner said that he wished he could have seen the look on his(my bosses) face!~

It was water downed ketchup.

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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4003597 - 04/02/05 01:32 AM (18 years, 9 months ago)

too bad for you then, no fun then i guess


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Re: April Fools' Day [Re: Locus]
    #4136596 - 05/05/05 07:07 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

no, it is too much foolish


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