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BrAiN
Art Fag
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The Shroomery King of the Ring
#3945044 - 03/20/05 04:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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ok.. fictional king of the ring match.. all shroomerites in a wrestling ring having at one another... who would win.. everyone post their stats here so we can start the fictional betting
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adrug
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945047 - 03/20/05 04:20 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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What kind of stats?
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BrAiN
Art Fag
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945050 - 03/20/05 04:20 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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(females don't forget breast size)
BrAiN;
25 years old 160 lb 5'11" 33 waist size 7 inch schlong... quite thick too
experience: * high school varsity wrestling * hardcore raving in college * been in 1 fight.. headlocked the dude and rammed his head into a fridge repeatedly * growing up in dc/baltimore * tackled a giant 300lb black dude in jail once * currently.. eat 50000 billion calories a day and surfing
training: * dad was golden gloves * sister toured the national wrestling curcuit, almost made olympics, beat the shit outta me on a daily basis
special ninja moves: eye gounging ball kick combo..., surfing tail fin slash across your face..., my teeth are pretty sharp too.. i could bite a few ears off
Edited by BrAiN (03/20/05 04:35 PM)
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slowburner
Victrola
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Posts: 64
Loc: Castlevania
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945073 - 03/20/05 04:24 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Slowburner
age: 21 glorious years old weight: 130lbs on my period height: 5' 5" eye color: LAZER
special technique: Swift Kick To The Cajones
experience *rides surfers out to the bay to feed her shark allys *defended territory from older and younger, equally deadly sisters *raided Swaziland, successfully
-------------------- Spiral Dancer
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945082 - 03/20/05 04:25 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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WoodsCall the Toughest Damn Chick in DaHood
22 years old 135 lbs of pure thumpin muscle 5'4.5 34B bust piercing brown eyes
I can crush your skull between my tits.
LET'S GET IT ON.
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Kalis
Artist
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Posts: 12
Loc: Canada
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: slowburner]
#3945093 - 03/20/05 04:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Adam Kalis
19 years old. 150lbs. 6'0. fit. wants to kill himself. wants to kill you. wants to kill everyone. doesnt care anymore.
special move: anything nobody else would do or think of.. craziest/smartest/careless shit there is.
-------------------- this is my signature but you want an autograph.
Edited by Kalis (03/20/05 04:29 PM)
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945095 - 03/20/05 04:27 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I would kill you all and eat your entrails
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BrAiN
Art Fag
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945098 - 03/20/05 04:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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all women who want to join the king of the ring must submit photos of their cleavage so make sure it conforms with tournament regulations
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945106 - 03/20/05 04:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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you aren't asking me to post my cleavage are you?
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SkorpivoMusterion
Livin in theTwilight Zone...
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945108 - 03/20/05 04:29 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Too bad RunDMT isn't around...
-------------------- Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
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WoodsCall
own it
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Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945117 - 03/20/05 04:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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and what about submitting a photo of your thick 7" schlong???
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Kid_Orgo
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Posts: 5,514
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945119 - 03/20/05 04:31 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kid_Orgo
20 years old 190 lb 5'11" 34 waist size Cock thicker than last girlfriend's wrist.
experience: * three years Tae Kwon Do * never been in fight, no idea of capabilities. * mean drunk
special ninja moves: Apathy Aura. Those near me will become sapped and too lazy to attack. Also capable of blinding the enemy with protective Pot Fog
-------------------- He was a cowboy in one of the seven days a week fights. No business, no hangout; no friends, nothing; just what you pick up and what you need.
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Photoguy
Drunk andJobless
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Posts: 553
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945126 - 03/20/05 04:32 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Photoguy
Age: 115 years on da mean streets Weight: 612 pounds of alcholic, drug addected hottness Height: 7'14 Fighting style: Pistol Whip you inbetween the eyes/Drunkin Cockmaster
I PITY DA FOO WHO FUCKS WITH DA PHOTOMAN
-------------------- You gotta check yo' self before you wreck yo' self B, Z, F, Burma, Cambodian, Golden Teacher, Puerto Rico, South American, Costa Rica, African My name is Ender Wiggen and I will own you soon. Bean is my second in command, he is PC'ing jars right now.
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adrug
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945131 - 03/20/05 04:33 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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adrug
age: 25 weight: 125lbs height: 5'7" waist: 28" breast size: none of your damn business
experience: I had a mean older brother and a little sister to take it out on.
special moves: I am equipped with laser eyes, rocket launcher arms, and hair long enough to whip even the strongest enemy into submission.
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BrAiN
Art Fag
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3945136 - 03/20/05 04:33 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
WoodsCall said: and what about submitting a photo of your thick 7" schlong???
give me a few minutes.. i gotta project my 7 inch schlong symbol over the cloud like the bat symbol.... give it a few minutes to wake up and wipe off the crusties
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945138 - 03/20/05 04:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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can we wrestle?
it could be fuun
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WoodsCall
own it
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Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945144 - 03/20/05 04:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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oooooh I see adrug has shown up. That's funny.
To take out my aggression of no longer being the only child when I was 11, I used to beat up on my three little sisters and two little brothers.
Well since we're the only chicks and I really have no intentions of being mean to you, would you consider tag-teaming against the others? I promise I won't steal tod from you!
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Edited by WoodsCall (03/20/05 04:38 PM)
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adrug
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945146 - 03/20/05 04:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd win...
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BrAiN
Art Fag
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945150 - 03/20/05 04:36 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I got first dibbs on adrug.. hatta.. is that mud puddle ready yet?
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adrug
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3945151 - 03/20/05 04:36 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Relax woman, I'm here to fight fair. heh
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Boom
just a tester
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945154 - 03/20/05 04:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Height: 6'1" Weight: 210 lbs Age: 20 Waist: 34 in
I played football and baseball in high school.
I'm a rather chill drunk
I took karate when I was around 8 years old
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BrAiN
Art Fag
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Boom]
#3945165 - 03/20/05 04:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Booooom said:
I took karate when I was around 8 years old
same here.. i pissed off the instructor a lot.. spent most of my time holding my body parallel to the ground on my knuckles
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945186 - 03/20/05 04:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
adrug said: I'd win...
I dont mind if you're on top
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adrug
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Posts: 15,800
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3945192 - 03/20/05 04:43 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm down. Let's try and avoid that 600lb guy though...
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TYL3R
Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945202 - 03/20/05 04:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll bring the oil.
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: TYL3R]
#3945205 - 03/20/05 04:46 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Make that some hash oil if you will.
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TYL3R
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: TYL3R]
#3945217 - 03/20/05 04:48 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whatever you say
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: TYL3R]
#3945281 - 03/20/05 05:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm so down for a cage match!! Plus it looks like you guys need more girls, so count me in.
I'm not about to list my weight and bra size...but I can whopps some serious ass. So bring it!
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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Boom
just a tester
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Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Liz]
#3945287 - 03/20/05 05:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm ready to throw down.
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TYL3R
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Posts: 17,493
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Liz]
#3945290 - 03/20/05 05:03 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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System
Lol wtf?
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Posts: 63
Last seen: 16 years, 1 month
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: slowburner]
#3945343 - 03/20/05 05:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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System
Age: 18 Weight: 200 Height: 5 foot 8 Penis Length: 7 inches long, 6 inches wide (no shitting ladies)
Special tenhnique: use speakers to play old DOS game music so loud your eardrums burst and your lungs break open.
kekekekeke ^___________________________________^
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Silversoul
Rhizome
Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 23,576
Loc: The Barricades
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3945353 - 03/20/05 05:15 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Paradigm 22 years old 160 lbs. 5'11" 6 inch schlong
experience: * beating up my younger brother as a kid * have beaten Street Fighter II, Mortal Kombat, and Tekken 2 * 4 years raving experience * once headbutted a hole into the wall
training: * used to take Tae Kwon Do and Aikido * currently work out 4-5 times a week
special ninja moves: lethal headbutt, goatse attack, shapeshifting(aka impressions)
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Liz]
#3945359 - 03/20/05 05:16 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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You're beautiful, that's all that matters. Kill them with your good looks and charm!
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Photoguy
Drunk andJobless
Registered: 02/24/05
Posts: 553
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Last seen: 18 years, 4 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: System]
#3945360 - 03/20/05 05:16 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bring it on. I will supply the booze...
Drunkin naked wrestling. sounds like a game plan to me...
-------------------- You gotta check yo' self before you wreck yo' self B, Z, F, Burma, Cambodian, Golden Teacher, Puerto Rico, South American, Costa Rica, African My name is Ender Wiggen and I will own you soon. Bean is my second in command, he is PC'ing jars right now.
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System
Lol wtf?
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Photoguy]
#3945374 - 03/20/05 05:19 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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i'll bring us some weed for the stands, and then go in with a fucking taser and a baseball bat, killing everyone. then i will proceed to kill my prey in the stands, and eating them. damn people yall know this aint a smokeout?
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goobler
Reanimated
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: System]
#3945391 - 03/20/05 05:22 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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weak
you need tools to win
I will simply reach down your throat and pull out your THC infested heart which I will show my children so they know the color of a cowards blood
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Photoguy
Drunk andJobless
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Posts: 553
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945404 - 03/20/05 05:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: weak
you need tools to win
I will simply reach down your throat and pull out your THC infested heart which I will show my children so they know the color of a cowards blood
SHIT
-------------------- You gotta check yo' self before you wreck yo' self B, Z, F, Burma, Cambodian, Golden Teacher, Puerto Rico, South American, Costa Rica, African My name is Ender Wiggen and I will own you soon. Bean is my second in command, he is PC'ing jars right now.
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PawPaw
Picktish TexasStyle....
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Posts: 8,243
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: adrug]
#3945432 - 03/20/05 05:32 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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PawPaw... 6 foot... 205lbs... 49yrs old... Fights: To many to list Grew up fighting at Gilleys club IE:See movie "Urban Cowboy" Dick size..About as big as a budweiser can
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945447 - 03/20/05 05:35 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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this isn't the Seniors league
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945458 - 03/20/05 05:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Then what are you doing here?
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PawPaw
Picktish TexasStyle....
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Posts: 8,243
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945459 - 03/20/05 05:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Id wouldnt even have to hit you with an closed fist... I would just bitchslapp you and make you cry like a big fat blubbering baby
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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Photoguy
Drunk andJobless
Registered: 02/24/05
Posts: 553
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945467 - 03/20/05 05:39 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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PawPaw, we should tag team these hippies and hit em with our giant RedFish...
-------------------- You gotta check yo' self before you wreck yo' self B, Z, F, Burma, Cambodian, Golden Teacher, Puerto Rico, South American, Costa Rica, African My name is Ender Wiggen and I will own you soon. Bean is my second in command, he is PC'ing jars right now.
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945470 - 03/20/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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aw paw you still love me
you know we'd be the last two standing
most these kids don't even know about pain let alone watching one of their limbs snap or joint pop out
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945475 - 03/20/05 05:40 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Redstorm
5'9" 145 lbs Waistline: small
4 years of boxing, and a little brother to beat up my whole life
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PawPaw
Picktish TexasStyle....
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Posts: 8,243
Loc: was born down in the sout...
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945494 - 03/20/05 05:43 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: aw paw you still love me
you know we'd be the last two standing
most these kids don't even know about pain let alone watching one of their limbs snap or joint pop out
Tell me about it...hell our arms are bigger than most these sissys waist size
-------------------- Come to Paw Paws place there will be no sleeping tonight Eric just wants to catch reds .. Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s right on your trail Don?t look back, don?t look back He?s just a step away from hell WDYWFM?
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goobler
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945505 - 03/20/05 05:45 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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you're sick
I'm sick
this sucks
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: PawPaw]
#3945515 - 03/20/05 05:46 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I bet you'd beat me b/c of your size, but I guarantee you'd be hurt. I absolutely guarantee it.
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Worldbridger
Nemo Lotus
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: goobler]
#3945521 - 03/20/05 05:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I will let you pin me down in a second Adrug, just show me some moves then!
19yo I am 5"6 150 or so Took Take Won Do Like to imagine myself in a kung fu movie
I think someone should make a Shroomery wrestling video game.
Edited by Worldbridger (03/20/05 05:59 PM)
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wharfrat12
Stronger thanDirt
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Redstorm]
#3945527 - 03/20/05 05:48 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Age:18 Height: 5'11 Weight: 178
Experience - I've had my fair share of fights Training - Hockey (I was drafted to the OHL when I was 16) - I work out 3 times a week
I wanna wrestle WoodsCall
-------------------- "Tell me the cost, I can pay let me go, tell me love is not lost. Sell everything, without love day to day insanity's king."
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delta9
Active Ingredient
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Redstorm]
#3945563 - 03/20/05 05:55 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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delta9
Wizard
Can fly, shoot lightning from fingertips, and engulf things in flame; has cold touch, self regeneration, and is tripping on some violet fungus.
Bring it.
-------------------- delta9
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TYL3R
Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: wharfrat12]
#3945587 - 03/20/05 06:02 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Age:19 Height:5'10 Weight:205
Experience: Wrestling friends whilst high. Currently taking Pencak-Silat . Proficient in Escreama fighting . Will Gouge eyes, and tasticle-kick.
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Liz
Owl Lady
Registered: 11/16/04
Posts: 6,962
Loc: Massachusetts
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: delta9]
#3945595 - 03/20/05 06:04 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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my skills include double jointed hips, and go go gadget arms to reach through the monitor and smacks you motherfuckers in the mouth :o
-------------------- Remember, remember the fifth of November The gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
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TYL3R
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Liz]
#3945606 - 03/20/05 06:07 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Double jointed hips ?!?!
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BrAiN
Art Fag
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Silversoul]
#3945682 - 03/20/05 06:28 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Paradigm said:
* once headbutted a hole into the wall
careful ladies and gentlemen.. we have a new #1 seed.. we'll match up ss7 and moe howard's penis probably in the final round
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SneezingPenis
ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: TYL3R]
#3945719 - 03/20/05 06:37 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Psilocyberin Male : a bucket of balls, a yard of dick and enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket age: 22 height: 6'0" weight: 210 religion: nihilistic solipsist with hedonistic tendencies Fighting styles: 1) emotional/mental submission through covert hostility 2) Contamination of all your crops 3) PCP induced chaos Weapons: pool shock/brake fluid bombs, athletes foot, chronic insomnia (you have to sleep at some time) Special Move: Making a porn with your mom, a horse, and a vat of KY jelly Secret move: The shocker
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vivid
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Loc: Berkeley, California
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: SneezingPenis]
#3945896 - 03/20/05 07:14 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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vivid age: 20 height: 5'10" weight: 170 lbs of pure muscle baby cocksize: enough to see it poking outa brains moms mouth when i was fucking her asshole last night.
training: years of drunken boxing with friends. a couple fights which included me smashing heads against the sidewalk (and getting smashed once or twice, but continuing).
Weapondry: I'z gots the fight, anger and determination to destroy even if it means being destroyed! Plus i'm pretty sick with a police baton.
btw: you all seem like pussies, i'd eat you but you'd need to wash first. (/me hands out handywipes)
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: vivid]
#3946341 - 03/20/05 08:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm drunk as fuck and ready to fights. Woot.
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3946365 - 03/20/05 08:48 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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KristiMidocean age:21 Height:5'2 1/4 Weight: 140 People conment when fight her: oh shit she is spazzy Best move: the peoples elbow Things to watc for: her quick hands and her innocent look( beware nt soo innocent Last fight: Ended up in Jail!!! and continued the fight in jail
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Liz]
#3946377 - 03/20/05 08:51 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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me and Ifallapart against ever guy here we will kick your little boy asses all over the placE.. Bring it on BITchEs
-------------------- I live for LNC
Edited by KristiMidocean (03/20/05 08:53 PM)
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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The peopels elbow!! freaking awesome! you should join me and adrug's tag team biiiiotch!!c
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3946431 - 03/20/05 09:00 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hehehe me and Ifallapart vs adrug and woodscall heheh good fight!!!!
WHO WANT TO SEE AN ALL CHICK FIGHT
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WoodsCall
own it
Registered: 12/06/04
Posts: 1,486
Loc: eye of the beerholder
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I wantt to see more than all chick fight tonite lol!
I'm ready for the oil Tyler said he was bringing.
j/k
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: WoodsCall]
#3946470 - 03/20/05 09:07 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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hell yeah bring it out babe!
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DepthToTheCore
JeeBuzz
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 3,649
Loc: Australia brah
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the_notorious
age:18 Height:6"3' Weight: 198 Fights: Fuckloads, my area sucks :| Experience: Boxing for 4 years, muay thai kickboxing for 4. Moves: Kick you in the throat and make your windpipe collapse
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Kalis
Artist
Registered: 10/22/01
Posts: 12
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 15 years, 3 months
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IF YOU SMELL WHAT MY COCK IS COOKING!!
It's not semen this time.. its that venemous stuff that will fuck you up. IN THE EYE!
I win!
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touchgoddess
Stranger
Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 40
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touchgoddess
age: 20 height: 5'5 weight: 125 waist: 23 1/2 bust: sizable
training: *taekwondo-12 years *boxing-3 years *kickboxing-7 months
gives male opponents choices, lose in great pain or ecstacy.
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boO
Registered: 06/25/99
Posts: 5,364
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: touchgoddess]
#3947461 - 03/21/05 02:53 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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wow, touchgoddess you'd kick any person's arse!
here's my stats age: early 20s height: 5'2" weight: 120 boob size: i'm asian, go figure
fighting experience: kicked some ass when i was a teenager, never lost a fight good at submission techniques swift kicker heavy hitting right hook will take muay thai in 1 months time
watch out... :p
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goobler
Reanimated
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: touchgoddess]
#3947659 - 03/21/05 05:04 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
touchgoddess said:
gives male opponents choices, lose in great pain or ecstacy.
Oh I want a match with you
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gnrm23
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/29/99
Posts: 6,488
Loc: n. e. OH, USSA
Last seen: 6 months, 10 days
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3947803 - 03/21/05 07:16 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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ummmm... 50 something... 5'7" 190# (+/-) C5/6 vertebral fusion surgery a bit creaky 'bout the bones... schlong size - no complaints... IQ - well, let's just say 99th percentile & leave it there...
special moves: gives good foot brews wicked cuppa cocoa has walking cane with 4 rubber feet (looking for one of those streamers like on a kids bike, & maybe a little ringy bell thing, dingdingding...)
comments: could kill ya with kindness...
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oDin
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Posts: 5,789
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: gnrm23]
#3948867 - 03/21/05 12:47 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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age:40 5-10 165# schlong size:above average likes breasts
training:redneck experience:see next line
has gun
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BrAiN
Art Fag
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#3949456 - 03/21/05 02:52 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
boO said: boob size: i'm asian, go figure
pics, damnit! I wanna see some asian b0000biez!
(BrAiN has yellow fever... and a hangover)
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boO
Registered: 06/25/99
Posts: 5,364
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#3949502 - 03/21/05 03:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Boom
just a tester
Registered: 06/16/04
Posts: 11,252
Loc: Cypress Creek
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#3949523 - 03/21/05 03:06 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Holy shit Man
She fucking owned you
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KristiMidocean
fattie whale
Registered: 01/27/05
Posts: 3,702
Loc: Texas
Last seen: 9 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: Boom]
#3949606 - 03/21/05 03:22 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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maw-hahaahaahaahhaahahahaaha
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BrAiN
Art Fag
Registered: 03/01/01
Posts: 6,875
Loc: Chocolate City
Last seen: 2 years, 7 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#3949675 - 03/21/05 03:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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nice.. how bout an ass shot now?
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DepthToTheCore
JeeBuzz
Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 3,649
Loc: Australia brah
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: touchgoddess]
#3951539 - 03/21/05 10:23 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
touchgoddess said: touchgoddess
age: 20 height: 5'5 weight: 125 waist: 23 1/2 bust: sizable
training: *taekwondo-12 years *boxing-3 years *kickboxing-7 months
gives male opponents choices, lose in great pain or ecstacy.
Ehhh, id take you, taekwondo is a sport, not a martial art (in my eyes)....me and my muay thai would kick yo ass! (messing around by the way)
Edit: Now that i realise your a woman, if i couldnt beat you with my height and experience i deserve to be bitch slapped by every female round here
-------------------- "Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music." - George Carlin
Edited by DepthToTheCore (03/21/05 10:24 PM)
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CherryBom
Yoga Gypsy
Registered: 12/26/98
Posts: 11,177
Loc: Ontario
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#3951624 - 03/21/05 10:42 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
boO said:
Best post ever.
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Roadkill
Retired Shroomery Mod
Registered: 12/11/01
Posts: 22,674
Loc: Montana
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#3951850 - 03/21/05 11:26 PM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
boO said:
I'm playing with this in PSP!!!!
what size tits do you want boO ?
lolzz
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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touchgoddess
Stranger
Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 40
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boO awesome post!
Quote:
the_notorious said: Ehhh, id take you, taekwondo is a sport, not a martial art (in my eyes)....me and my muay thai would kick yo ass! (messing around by the way)
Edit: Now that i realise your a woman, if i couldnt beat you with my height and experience i deserve to be bitch slapped by every female round here
Choose. Pain or ecstacy?
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MasonsChild
Fellow Traveler>^..^<
Registered: 03/18/05
Posts: 657
Loc: Upper Midwest
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: touchgoddess]
#3952345 - 03/22/05 03:37 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Q? for boo:
Did you ever tour on a bus called Mojo?
Been ragin' with the cajuns?
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Anonymous
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: oDin]
#3952393 - 03/22/05 04:38 AM (19 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
oDin said: age:40 5-10 165# schlong size:above average likes breasts
training:redneck experience:see next line
has gun
haha, this was without a doubt, the very best one. Thread closed. Odin won.
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delphinkid
lil' fetus!
Registered: 10/01/05
Posts: 20
Loc: '__' You're kidding, righ...
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
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current mood- WOOPASS! [Re: Anonymous]
#4808874 - 10/15/05 08:33 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dying fetus baby age: fetus weight: 1 ounce appearance: green, wearing a necktie size: small enough to fit in a pickle jar abilities: floating up and down in a jar of formaldahide he may be young,(I.E. not born yet) but you can tell he's classy from that tie. That is a NICE tie, and one woop-ass little fetus.
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delphinkid
lil' fetus!
Registered: 10/01/05
Posts: 20
Loc: '__' You're kidding, righ...
Last seen: 3 years, 2 months
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current mood- want's WoodsCall to use the tits of death [Re: WoodsCall]
#4808923 - 10/15/05 08:44 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
WoodsCall said: WoodsCall the Toughest Damn Chick in DaHood
22 years old 135 lbs of pure thumpin muscle 5'4.5 34B bust piercing brown eyes
I can crush your skull between my tits.
LET'S GET IT ON.
the best way to die.
-------------------- "Sometimes I feel like I'm always trippin" "Dude, you ARE always tripping" "Oh, yah. Sweet."
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daimyo
Monticello
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Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: boO]
#4808965 - 10/15/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
boO said:
Sexy, asian, guessing some cooking abilities(Culinary Arts mod), and moxy...$100,000 cash and a lifetime supply of love and happiness if you marry me tomorrow. And if not, then I challenge you to a duel
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"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
Edited by daimyo (10/15/05 10:15 PM)
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daimyo
Monticello
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Posts: 7,751
Last seen: 12 years, 2 months
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: BrAiN]
#4809021 - 10/15/05 09:12 PM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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daimyo
Early 20s 6'2" 230lb(9% body fat)
-Several street fights -2 years boxing -some Tae Kwon Do -15+ years firearms training
Special Move - Hornady TAP .308 from 300yds.
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,680
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 5 hours, 34 minutes
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: daimyo]
#4810052 - 10/16/05 02:50 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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wrestler_az
age: 24 height: 5 9 weight: 220
9 years wrestling experience both folk and freestyle, not so much greco-roman....i did it for a year or 2. 3 yrs junior high, 4 yrs high school, and 2 years college...not many credentials to speak of except taking the regional tournament my senior year at the 160lb weight class. in the semi finals of that tournament, i beat kevin concannon (ranked 2nd in the state, and ended up taking the state tournament the following weekend) 2-0, then continued to beat esteban galindo of local and national powerhouse sunnyside, 11-3.
as a side note, sunnyside highschool here in tucson az has won the last 15 or 20 or so state tournaments by a landslide every year. always setting new records, sending students off with full scholarships to schools like iowa state, oklahoma state, nebraska, arizona state.....all schools with huge wrestling programs.....in short, they own.
so ya, that was my 5 minutes of fame.....i was not even seeded, and i took out both top seeds in my bracket. got a few paragraphs in the local paper and what not.....
im stoned and rambling....
i will beat all you bitches, no contest
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
Edited by wrestler_az (10/16/05 02:55 AM)
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: wrestler_az]
#4810105 - 10/16/05 03:41 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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I believe that you can wrestle! I also know that you can throw down in some chess!
I will shank yo ass in the neck, if you look at me sideways, though!
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,680
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: blissedout]
#4810109 - 10/16/05 03:48 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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what neck?
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: wrestler_az]
#4810111 - 10/16/05 03:55 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh my bad. I will axe yo ass in the cranium, then!
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: blissedout]
#4810113 - 10/16/05 03:56 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Horror movie style, bitches!!!
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,680
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: blissedout]
#4810115 - 10/16/05 03:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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bring it
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: wrestler_az]
#4810117 - 10/16/05 03:59 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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no contest
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blissedout
Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 22,320
Loc: Yonder
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: blissedout]
#4810118 - 10/16/05 04:00 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just read my sig.
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wrestler_az
PsiLLy BiLLy
Registered: 08/11/02
Posts: 13,680
Loc: day dreams of a mad man
Last seen: 5 hours, 34 minutes
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Re: The Shroomery King of the Ring [Re: blissedout]
#4810130 - 10/16/05 04:10 AM (18 years, 6 months ago) |
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hah, me good!
thats a laugh
-------------------- how's your WOW? Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM)
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RunDMT
H?L? GH??
Registered: 07/21/03
Posts: 16,166
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Quote:
SkorpivoMusterion said: Too bad RunDMT isn't around...
I am now! Let's kick all of these asses.
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