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OfflinePhishgrrl
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Christmas tequila cake recipe!
    #3506126 - 12/15/04 08:21 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar

1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts

1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several
times.....to check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!


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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3506146 - 12/15/04 08:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

Very fun! :thumbup:

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.


What's with the feline-abuse going on tonight? [see thread on indoor sports]
:wink:



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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3506148 - 12/15/04 08:24 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

:cheers:
Bonjour mademoiselle.


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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: beejay]
    #3506187 - 12/15/04 08:31 PM (19 years, 3 months ago)

lol
:drunk: drunkard :wink:


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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3938994 - 03/19/05 06:05 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Ewww!





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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Learyfan]
    #3938997 - 03/19/05 06:10 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Think anybody baked one ? :blush:


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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: vinsue]
    #3939011 - 03/19/05 06:29 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

For safety's sake, I hope not. 





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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3939040 - 03/19/05 07:01 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Phishgrrl where-o-where are you?

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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Adom]
    #3939043 - 03/19/05 07:04 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

hehehe very cool :laugh:


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Re: Christmas tequila cake recipe! [Re: Adom]
    #3939045 - 03/19/05 07:05 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

She ate that damn cake.







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