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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Am I a dog?
    #3938457 - 03/19/05 02:47 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I think I might be....

1. When I am in public and I see women, I immediately rate each one of them in my head on a 1-10 scale and I determine if I would fuck them or not.

2. When I am talking to most girls...I am only thinking about sex. I am not really interested in what they have to say or what is going on in their lives.

3. I hit on girls who have boyfriends. I know they have boyfriends and I just don't give a shit.


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OfflineKristiMidocean
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Re: Am I a dog? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3938476 - 03/19/05 02:51 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Your penis says your not a dog to me .. it was fully human!!! hehehe all of its largeness was! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :penis:


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Re: Am I a dog? [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3938494 - 03/19/05 02:56 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

dogs are great !


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Re: Am I a dog? [Re: aldanova]
    #3938530 - 03/19/05 03:04 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You follow ladder theory. Ladder theory pretty much sumarizes all of men and women interaction by comparing sexual appeal.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

copy & paste that shit. its pretty much what you said. it convined me to ask my girl out. i failed, but, i tried =(


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: Am I a dog? [Re: freddurgan]
    #3938568 - 03/19/05 03:18 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)


Things Women Say They Care About But Do Not: 10%
(this includes intelligence, sense of humor, honesty, sensitivity etc. )



:rotfl:


Here is a translation guide for dealing with women.

Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
Means: I want a rich man

Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
Means: I want a rich man

Says: He's from a really good family.
Means: He's from a really rich family.


:lol:


Edited by RandalFlagg (03/19/05 03:21 AM)


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Re: Am I a dog? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3939118 - 03/19/05 09:57 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man, the shit is funny and fairly accurate as well. It's a good read.


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