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OfflineDoctorJ
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My fucked up life *DELETED*
    #3934815 - 03/18/05 09:19 AM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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OfflineToker5
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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3935830 - 03/18/05 01:18 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

A) Tell your friend to ask you and you will split the money.

B) Punch you dad in the face for fucking up your sex life.

C) Tell your dad your gay.

D) All of the above

This sounds so odd. Why would your dad get involved in this? He should give you money for doing good in school and stuff.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3935837 - 03/18/05 01:20 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

This is bizarre. Very bizarre and I'm intrigued. You mean your father is really going to go through with this? How much money are we talking here?

Is it just sex? or some kind of marriage deal?

How will your father know if she asked you or you asked her? Just lie and get the money.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: looner2]
    #3935943 - 03/18/05 01:44 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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looner2 said:
How will your father know if she asked you or you asked her?




Your dad sounds like a pretty strange guy. I'd be completely pissed if someone did that to me - I mean, what's the point?

Why are you even telling your girlfriends that there's money involved in sex with you? Just don't mention that shit.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3936045 - 03/18/05 02:08 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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There is this huge pressure hanging over my head because I feel like if I fuck up and ask the wrong person, then they will have all this money and do terrible things with it. They wont just fuck me over, they'll fuck the whole world over.





Um, this seems extremely bizarre... and I hate to say it, but almost bordering on delusionally vague and paranoid. Perhaps you should see a psychiatrist or something.


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Re: My fucked up life *DELETED* [Re: Phluck]
    #3936292 - 03/18/05 03:11 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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Invisiblelooner2
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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3936298 - 03/18/05 03:13 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

How will he know who asked who? You are implying its not for sex but for marriage, is this correct?


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Re: My fucked up life *DELETED* [Re: looner2]
    #3936366 - 03/18/05 03:34 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3936499 - 03/18/05 04:23 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

So just find a girl who has the same thoughts as you. I know its easier said than done, but that's what you and your dad want, so get over it and be happy.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3936523 - 03/18/05 04:29 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

Your father obviuosly runs your life and he is a shithead for it but its just as much your fault as it is his. Right now your daddywhipped and he assumes you'll just become pussy whipped when you meet some girl. Fucking stand up for yourself for christ's sake.


Just because you may or may not be financially independant you really aren't in reality. Move out of your lame-ass small town and your parents house anf of your dad's shandow. Go do whatever your aspirations lead you to. Do you have no other goals other than taking over your father's company in 15 years?. If in reality you go stand on your own two feet your father will respect you and give you the company when the time comes. If he doesn't b/c you won't play his games than fuck him and fuck his company. If you play these games you will be answering to your father long after the man is 6 feet under.


In the meantime knock his ass out becasue he has it coming and it sound like he wants you to anyways-he has no faith in your self-confidence.


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Re: My fucked up life *DELETED* [Re: Toker5]
    #3936540 - 03/18/05 04:36 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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Re: My fucked up life [Re: Lysergium]
    #3937545 - 03/18/05 08:08 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

This sounds like some kind of wierd indie film plot or something


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3937625 - 03/18/05 08:28 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

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DoctorJ said:

seriously, I've always fucking hated rich people because they do shit like this. Because they can. They sit in their million dollar mansions eating expensive ass health food, and they have so little conflict in their lives that the only thing they can do to make life interesting is fuck with people like this.





unfortunately this is true
tell some chick youll pay her xxxxx ( whatever your dads worth ) to have sex with her, fuck her at your house, and then introduce her to your dad to collect her bank

call your dads bluff

be ready to move out though ; )

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Re: My fucked up life [Re: fresh313]
    #3937649 - 03/18/05 08:37 PM (19 years, 15 days ago)

Fuck Money... Fuck your dad... Fuck the Gold Diggers (not literally else that'll brake the first line)

Don't play this stupid game.

The games we play, what we do determine who we are... either way provided this is true you're involved in some stupid ass game.

If you have your doubts about it...which you do obviously by posting this in a forum... abstain from playing it.

As for the girl... she wouldn't be stringing you along if her intention was honest.

If you're in the position to move, move if you can't handle it, if not :shrug: don't move and deal with it.

just my $0.02.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3938916 - 03/19/05 04:33 AM (19 years, 15 days ago)

So he told all my friends that if I ask a girl for sex, she gets all the money. However, if a girl asks me for sex, I get all the money. If no one asks, I still get all the money,

All what money???? Where did money enter the picture?? Is this some kind of wager? You haven't explained what money has to do with this!??



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Re: My fucked up life *DELETED* [Re: Lysergium]
    #3939421 - 03/19/05 10:05 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3939697 - 03/19/05 11:38 AM (19 years, 14 days ago)

:shrug: To the outside observer you look like a paranoid schizophrenic.

:lol: anyhow, best of luck to you...


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3939972 - 03/19/05 12:43 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Kill your father.

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Re: My fucked up life [Re: Freeker]
    #3941106 - 03/19/05 05:41 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

Sounds like a screwed up situation. If you don't need the money ask for the sex. If you need the money tease her until she ask you for the sex. Sounds like your father likes to play games. Perhaps he's jealous of your youth, however i don't feel this is a character building exersise.It sounds like mind control.


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Re: My fucked up life [Re: UncleMike]
    #3941205 - 03/19/05 06:07 PM (19 years, 14 days ago)

After you turn 25, knock up a prostitute and make it a point not to pay. She'll take you to court. This will really embaress your father.


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