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Almost Got in a fight at School today
#3930604 - 03/17/05 01:22 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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allrite basically what happened was my freind (a girl) was joking around with some guy And push him on the stairs and then he falls down and got injured apparently. like he probaly broke his foot or some shit like that.
But anyways later in class this guy (who i almost fought but got broken up by other people cause was in football lockerroom) has a bad temper. like hes a jackass. but anyways the girl was saying what happen and he get all pissed off and say she lying and call her a fucking little bitch and shit like that and the girl is like crying. And im like stfu u dont talk to a lady like that and then argue and almost went at it but then teacher stopped it (teacher is very laid back)
so yea thats what happened. The thing is i dont know if i would win in a fight with him (one of the few) he is like 5-8 260 And very fucking strong (seen him bench 350). im like 5-11 215 and can bench 280.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930610 - 03/17/05 01:24 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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You're in high school, aren't you?
God I hated high school.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: delta9]
#3930622 - 03/17/05 01:29 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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yea still in high school til next year. I actually enjoy it though. Like i would say grades 8-10 blow But junior and senior year are sweet.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930682 - 03/17/05 01:47 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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you tell stories like a true high schooler
"so i was like stfu, and then he... and i... and..."
but anyway, kick his ass... if you're not strong enough, outsmart him
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Freeker]
#3930699 - 03/17/05 01:50 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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You can kick his ass, no problem. Sneak up behind him and hit him on the head with a shovel, or baseball bat, or free weight, or something.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Freeker]
#3930730 - 03/17/05 01:58 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Freeker said: you tell stories like a true high schooler
thats because hes beerweed
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: lukeboots]
#3930761 - 03/17/05 02:05 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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How do you think I knew?
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: delta9]
#3930781 - 03/17/05 02:09 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Way to stick up for the "lady". How much ya bench doesn't really decide who would win a fight.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: California]
#3930806 - 03/17/05 02:13 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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He's in high school, it does too!
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: delta9]
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930817 - 03/17/05 02:16 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Worst story ever.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930832 - 03/17/05 02:20 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Well obviously you've never been in a fight or you'd know that just because he can lift blah blah blah amount doesn't mean shit.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: HeavyToilet]
#3930860 - 03/17/05 02:27 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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it does mean a good amount. if u cant lift your own wieght your not gonna win a fight against someone like me.
And I was just trying to express that he is a fat fuck but is really strong. and how much he can bench is impressive and tells what im trying to say.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930868 - 03/17/05 02:29 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Sure I am. I'm going to come up behind you and hit you with a stick, while my freind distracts you. Then, I'm going to take all your money.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930883 - 03/17/05 02:31 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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speed is better than power in a fight
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930892 - 03/17/05 02:33 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Use the crane technique on him, works every time.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Bi0TeK]
#3930898 - 03/17/05 02:34 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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drunken boxing is always handy
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Bi0TeK]
#3930901 - 03/17/05 02:36 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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No way, the -sneak up behind him and hit him with something hard- is the way, bested only by the -stab him with something sharp- and -shoot him dead- techniques.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: phi1618]
#3930912 - 03/17/05 02:40 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Nah, the crane is the best technique. Mr Miyagi told me so.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: phi1618]
#3930923 - 03/17/05 02:42 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Yeah, benching something has nothing to do with winning a fight. A lot of it is who gets the first hit, since that automatically puts that person on the offensive and ups their chances of winning..
Me, I was always a cheap fighter. Kick you in the sack, choke the hell out of you, slam your head into the floor, brass knuckles and all that jazz. I've never lost a fight, and I definitely can't bench my own weight. I don't particularly care about showiness or valour or fighting 'fair', I'm just trying to avoid getting my ass kicked.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3930974 - 03/17/05 02:56 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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ok, so you're clearly 16 and still in high school.
please die now.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3931066 - 03/17/05 03:15 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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PrinceField2040 said: it does mean a good amount. if u cant lift your own wieght your not gonna win a fight against someone like me.
So following this train of thought... If a 90 pound person could bench their own weight (90 pounds) they could "win a fight against someone like" you? Who would win in a fight between two people that weighed 200 pounds each, but one could bench 300 pounds and one could bench 301 pounds? So according to PrinceField2040s' view, the one who could bench 301 would win the fight, ALWAYS. Also you might want to be concerned with how to spell "wieght"-weight, instead of being concerned how much you can lift.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: California]
#3931092 - 03/17/05 03:23 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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hey ... can't beat what you can't hit.
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#3931095 - 03/17/05 03:24 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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I beat up people that weigh more than me for fun.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: HeavyToilet]
#3931142 - 03/17/05 03:38 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Just because someone is bigger and can lift more weight doesn't mean shit. Look at the japanese k-1 fights. They put 160lb guys up again 300 pounders and the big guys always get killed because they're big and slow. But that's organized fighting, in street fights just get in a good nut shot, couple good shin kicks or skrapes and a shot to the throat/nose and it's over. Usually just one of those will do.
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#3931391 - 03/17/05 04:39 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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How much can SHE benchpress??
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: vinsue]
#3931633 - 03/17/05 05:27 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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you know its berrweed becaus e he never once questions who beerweed is
its a tell tale sign
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: notapillow]
#3931672 - 03/17/05 05:34 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Don't give it away.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: delta9]
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: EvilEwok]
#3931701 - 03/17/05 05:43 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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#3931847 - 03/17/05 06:15 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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I applaude you standing up for the girl. The guy sounds like a pumped up Bully. he souldn't be allowed to trash the girl or anyone. Good Job! There aren't many gentlemen left these days.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: UncleMike]
#3931856 - 03/17/05 06:16 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Damn, I'm 18 and in highschool. The kid who created this thread is a dumbass. Learn some frikkin grammatical skills. WTF is Highschool for? For shame.
Stupid story btw, what a waste of time.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: MycoJunkie]
#3932444 - 03/17/05 08:12 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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allrite i dont know if i will get banned if i say i am beerweed so im not gonna say anything. But i am 18 and i am in HS. I will be honest i just dont spend time writing my posts on here.
Anyways u guys are using extreme examples. Like the average guy is not some japanese martail arts guy. the average 160 lb guy would a fight against a 220 lber 80% of the time.
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#3932475 - 03/17/05 08:18 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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PrinceField2040 said: the average 160 lb guy would a fight against a 220 lber 80% of the time.
Huh?
Anyway, this guy I know Kyle is pretty small but I am 100% sure that he could kick your ass. I'm 225 and can bench a little over my weight and I could probably kick your ass, you don't really seem intelligent enough. Kyle fights dirty though, and I would too... He reaches into his back pocket, puts on his "knuckle enhancers" points to a blank space in the sky and then you are pretty much gone. Even if you don't look the other way, which you would, he would still kick your ass.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Anjaba]
#3932490 - 03/17/05 08:21 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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allrite like i said 80% of the time.
And what are u basing this on? u never even seen me much less me fighting.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Anjaba]
#3932496 - 03/17/05 08:23 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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How much you can bench is important, however...it only takes one punch to decide a fight. I found that out the hard way
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Freeker]
#3932505 - 03/17/05 08:24 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Smoke some wet, a little angel dust and you'll be indestructible; you could take on the whole school.
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I based it on the fact that you are a complete moron... Therefore anyone with half a brain could kick your ass. All they have to do is point to the sky and say "What the fuck is that!?" and you, being the moron you are, will turn and look. Then a couple seconds later you will be knocked out.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Anjaba]
#3932540 - 03/17/05 08:30 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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thai kick your legs off man! Thai kicks are the best, too bad they are so slow : /
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Toricious]
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Bench pressing has nothing to do with a street fight. Unless your worried about him bench pressing you to death. If you want to be absolutely sure you don't get hurt don't fight. If you do decide to fight, remember there are no rules. Do what ever you have to do to stay safe. However if you fuck him up real good expect legal trouble and possibly jail time.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3933124 - 03/17/05 10:08 PM (19 years, 16 days ago) |
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Awww, little kiddy widdies wanna play "whose dick is bigger" at school? Grow up, lamer.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: DNKYD]
#3934798 - 03/18/05 09:16 AM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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Guys who bench big have big muscles and probably don't do very much cardio. Therefore they are slow, but powerful.
As long as you have speed you can kick someones ass who is bigger than yours.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: MycoJunkie]
#3934878 - 03/18/05 09:33 AM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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u guys are so dumb. its not a fucking videogame where the big guys are slow as hell. They arent like The fucking undertaker in WWF videogames and little guys arent like chris beniot. Its real life and the bigger guy will kick the smaller guys ass the majority of the time and if theres a huge wieght difference he has next to no chance
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
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bruce lee could kick your ass.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: MycoJunkie]
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MycoJunkie said: Guys who bench big have big muscles and probably don't do very much cardio. Therefore they are slow, but powerful.
As long as you have speed you can kick someones ass who is bigger than yours.
exactly. power is not the only way to build muscle. someone who trains for cuts may not bench as much weight, but they can outlast the "bigger" guy in a fight, and so his endurance will win the fight.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Smallworlds]
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how about a high threshold for pain? That's an important characteristic that you're all overlooking.
Cant train for that.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: dr_gonz]
#3935700 - 03/18/05 12:36 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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You can train for pain threshold, and many martial arts fighters do.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: ]
#3936103 - 03/18/05 02:23 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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PrinceField2040 said: u guys are so dumb. its not a fucking videogame where the big guys are slow as hell. They arent like The fucking undertaker in WWF videogames and little guys arent like chris beniot. Its real life and the bigger guy will kick the smaller guys ass the majority of the time and if theres a huge wieght difference he has next to no chance
You realize WWF isn't real? Look, he's a big guy he has weak joints. Take out his fucking knees; why is this so hard for you to understand? Size means shit in a fight if you know what you are doing. For you, who obviously has no clue, you're gonna get beat down - but that's learning.
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: delta9]
#3936145 - 03/18/05 02:35 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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For real. Sure, if you're both idiots and try fighting line-backer style, then yeah, the bigger guy is gonna push the little guy over and whoop on him.
But street-fighting is NOT based on weight, or even muscles. It's about who's the smarter, sneakier and down right dirtier fighter. There's so much that can sway the influence of a street fight. Who's got a weapon, who's getting the first hit, who's got more adrenaline in their system, etc etc..
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Re: Almost Got in a fight at School today [Re: Dark_Star]
#3936209 - 03/18/05 02:50 PM (19 years, 15 days ago) |
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smoking sherm doesnt even make you fight that much better it just makes it so you dont want to stop when you're getting your ass beat
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