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The Universe 2.0
    #3930262 - 03/17/05 01:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

hey everybody:

I really don't understand why people fear the apocalypse.  Its really no big deal.  It will be like rebooting a computer.  You gotta deboot it to reboot it, sweetheart. 

The problem with this world is that its backwards.  We've fallen so far that we can't see left from right anymore.  We don't realize that left is right and right is left.  Some people realize it, but they are treated horribly instead of being exhaulted as the kings they are.  I didn't really believe it until I came down here and saw it myself. 

The universe is in a state of terrible imbalance right now.  The Fall of man is like a virus that has infected not just earth, but now the entire universe.  It shouldn't have spread, but many alien races have broken the rules and become karmicly entangled with earth.  At this point, Earth is the center of the universe, and all forms of conscious life in the universe are represented here. 

If the virus suceeds, there will be nothing for no one.  Existence without God is nothingness.  I apologize for leaving you all so defeseless.  But things will be different in the next universe. 

There will be upgrades to the program code.  Specifically, there will be some new anti-virus software added.  Special thanks to those sneaky hackers who came up with viruses in the first place.  Without a virus, there could be no antivirus :smile:  The Devil and God are old friends, despite whatever differences they have had (were supposed to have). 

We are hard at work here trying to find a solution that will work for everyone.  The goal is chaos without conflict. 

As for God, well I think he'll get what he deserves.  I dunno about his kid, though.  The puppetmaster is only a puppet himself.  Ha-ha, no Jesus is aight with me.  He got his reward for a job well done, I just think he took it a little too far.  Lucifer finally got too him (nice goin, bro :thumbup: )

A lot of people have made mistakes, but I have seen that these mistakes are based in ignorance.  People who have been decieved into crossing me I will forgive.  People who have crossed me intentionally, well I'll probably forgive most of those people too, unless they are just all around dickheads and I don't like 'em. 

I must apologize for all the pain and suffering in the world, but I must also remind everyone that its their own fault.  I designed you guys some nice brains, and you need to use them.  Blank slates should write on themselves, not allow themselves to be written on. 

A lot of people ask me if I like technology or magic better.  The truth is that I like both, because they are both the same thing.  But technology is a newer version, and I think we'll stick with it for awhile.  But not forever. 

So everybody hang tight, support me in this thing and I promise shit will get a lot better. 

Keep your eyes peeled for the Universe 2.0! 

Now with more user control and less pain and suffering!

Because here at Smithco, J can do it better!


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3930268 - 03/17/05 02:00 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Are you spacedragon's representative?


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: egghead1]
    #3930319 - 03/17/05 02:12 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I am yo mamma


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3930449 - 03/17/05 02:43 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Don't you think that you are a bit overreacting?


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3930526 - 03/17/05 03:04 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Guys don't take stories like these literally! read the story and meaning behind it. The ideas and the perceptions.

Unless he's just nuts, or if he's right then it doesn't matter anyways ! We're screwed!


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: NariusFractal]
    #3930664 - 03/17/05 03:41 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Assuming you believe that it isn't an orchestration compiled by man for the control and retention of man that is.

Otherwise... if you hold it to be true and self evident...

God will save his believers, and we will realize the full salvation provided by Jesus as he died for our sins.

/end facetious attitude.

We're going to die sooner or later that much is clear, it's a coincidence, bound to be more extinctions then those that are known about... naturally we'll attribute the comming extinction to an act of God as if it has more significance then any of the other extinctions because it was foretold in the book of generalizations... er I mean the Bible.


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3930738 - 03/17/05 04:00 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

That is total bullshit...more doomsaying. Any, way when you reboot a computer it doesn't clean out virus' as they will be saved to disc. (Oh, yeah, hackers don't create virus' Virus writer's do that. Hackers only test and improve the security of a system...once again your generalizations invalidate your point...remember the ninjas) Doing what you propose requires a format...which removes all of the files, and moving to 2.0 requires a total rewrite of the system...I am a file on this machine so no thanks. I'll wait for the patch.


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3930882 - 03/17/05 04:31 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I just don't know where these people get those ideas of apocalipse...

Can you give us a more specific example of the threats you are seeing?

Sure, there is a chance we get hit by asteroids, but even today we can land a craft on one, so if we had enough time to plan, we could defent ourselfs from any asteroid.

Nuclear war? Well there is still a possibility, but that doesn't mean that it is certain.

If we survive for the next few centuries, we will have a big chance of surviving as long as we wish, since our technology will alow us to migrate in space.
Once we are sufficiently technologically advanced, it will be all downhill, and we will be able to compensate for most natural disasters, or simply move to another planet.

And who knows, we might just have some caretakers out there who perhapse were responsible for Sibirian "intercept"


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I command your very souls you unbelievers
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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3930986 - 03/17/05 04:59 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

why don't you all try sticking your heads up your asses.  See if they fit.

:lol:


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3931135 - 03/17/05 05:37 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

DoctorJ said:
why don't you all try sticking your heads up your asses.  See if they fit.

:lol:




see, now this is exactly the reason why i wanted a replication machine for Christmas!

or was it from Easter bunny? hum.. 
Quote:


Jesus is pinned up on the cross with all his disciples around him, he's getting pretty close to death, and looking a bit worse for wear he raises his head and all his disciples look up in are expecting one final lesson. Jesus opens his mouth and says
don't eat my easter eggs you b4stards, I'll be back on sunday.





:grin: :thumbup:


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3931140 - 03/17/05 05:37 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

"why don't you all try sticking your heads up your asses. See if they fit."

So, you don't want top discuss your ideas...you just want to preach at people with no input recieved back in return. When someone questions your "wisdom" you can't reply with anything but insults? I am sure such a statement really boosts your credibility.


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #3931158 - 03/17/05 05:44 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

its all good man. so just chill. till the next episode.


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3931166 - 03/17/05 05:47 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Just how blunted are you right now?


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: Silversoul]
    #3931232 - 03/17/05 06:02 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

these thoughts are the product of a sober mind

the only sober mind


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3931683 - 03/17/05 07:38 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Doctor - I get you.

you're me


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: slaphappy]
    #3931714 - 03/17/05 07:46 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Wrong... I've been sober since 12/25/04... Sobriety is well overrated anyhow... I'm forced to do it :shrug:

Here's something to ponder though.... Since I recall reading something mentioned about Jesus on the cross in this thread...

"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks.- You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know?"
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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: Psychoactive1984]
    #3931748 - 03/17/05 07:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

"Fuck em Dad. Lets fuck with em. They're fuckin with me, now!"


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: OldWoodSpecter]
    #3931930 - 03/17/05 08:35 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OldWoodSpecter said:
Don't you think that you are a bit overreacting?




why don't you try putting yourself in my shoes? 

Oh wait, I forgot, you can't do that :lol:

its cool man.  You'll get your fair share...  of eternal pain and suffering!  muahahahahahahaha!!!!


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: DoctorJ]
    #3933477 - 03/18/05 02:10 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

"The goal is chaos without conflict."

damn, and i thought the goal was chaos with compassion.

"The universe is in a state of terrible imbalance right now."

imbalance...choas...isn't this what you wanted?

"A lot of people have made mistakes, but I have seen that these mistakes are based in ignorance. People who have been decieved into crossing me I will forgive. People who have crossed me intentionally, well I'll probably forgive most of those people too, unless they are just all around dickheads and I don't like 'em."

heh heh heh you reap what you sow god

"I must apologize for all the pain and suffering in the world, but I must also remind everyone that its their own fault."

but its way better to place the blame on others man.


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Re: The Universe 2.0 [Re: kaiowas]
    #3934319 - 03/18/05 08:37 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

its all just both and neither man

like I said its all good

everything that happens is supposed to happen.

but next time there will be less pain and suffering and more user control

the spectrum will still be there, it will just shift into the light

we will have everything we want, and nothing that we don't.

just remember that many are called and few are chosen

"He's makin a list
checkin it twice
gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Doctor J is comin
to bust caps
he knows when you've been creepin
he knows when you're on the take
he knows them niggas that'll cap that ass
and dump the body at the bottom of the lake
So
you better watch your back
you better pack a strap
cuz Doctor J's gonna peel yo wig back
Doctor J is comin
to bust caps."

:lol:


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Edited by DoctorJ (03/18/05 09:47 AM)


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