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The Cynic
    #3927324 - 03/16/05 09:06 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

She stands unknowingly on the nonexistant stage of God's great amputheater ear. She is hunched, a shadowy humble figure on the foreground of Everything. In the most sweetly fragile of whispers she begs, "Please, let him fuck me one more time and I will prove to him my worth."

Her plea is heard accross Eternity's face. He hears her from his place above it all, where he paces and gazes regally, as would a king before his kingdom.

Webbed, reptilian feet stop momentarily, eyelids flick briskly, the cynic snorts a scoff. "Do you see?" he asks no one. "How can you doubt such truth?"

The possibility that he fantisized the whole scene never occurs in his thoughtstream.

The cynic's world is truth, he sees all, knows all; and simulaneously he is ignorant to his vast unknowing; to the mistruth of a black, headless coin. His world is one shade, and he makes his home in a squishy part of rotting brain.

Away from the music of sunrise, away from any open window, as far away from true humanity as he can hide. These wondrous morsels could only shake the fragile foundation of his Holy house of truth. In his attic he keeps filed away in organized logic, his reasons for hating, for going untouched.

He watches when he should be living. He judges when he should be sympathizing. He does all to protect his walls, his certainty in faithlessness in God and man alike.

Everything stands before him and he sees nothing, trusts in nothing but the crookedness of a broken, incomplete species.

If those outside saw him exposed, they would merely shrug and laugh to themselves at his silliness, and this would only increase his enbittered state.


Sorry about the cross post. Won'thappen again, please let it slide this time.


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Re: The Cynic [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #3927346 - 03/16/05 09:10 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Cool doob. What's it suppose to represent? You?

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so yeah:
- 'sex' five times
- once with a man
- once with a cadaver
- and thrice with actual women(all of which were prostitutes)
Best story ever!

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Re: The Cynic [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #3927397 - 03/16/05 09:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Perhaps someone he is intimitly close with...

You know them better than they know themselves!

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Re: The Cynic [Re: pinkfloydms]
    #3928234 - 03/17/05 12:01 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

A part of myself, yes.


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