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RebelSteve33
Amateur Mycologist

Registered: 05/28/02
Posts: 3,774
Loc: Arizona

Getting Tested

#3921510 - 03/15/05 03:03 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Hey guys and gals!
I'm here to make a quick public service announcement! :laugh:

Today I went and got myself checked for STD's, and it was a surprisingly pleasant experience! See, the last time I got tested, they stuck a Q-tip up my urethra (definitely not pleasant) and drew blood from my arm, but this time was way different.

They have these new techniques now that are completely painless. All you have to do is pee in a cup and let them swab the inside of your mouth with a Q-tip.

That's right folks, it's really that easy!
So go out and get yourself tested today... It's smart, it's safe, and it's fun! :laugh:

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Roadkill
Retired Shroomery Mod

Registered: 12/11/01
Posts: 22,674
Loc: Montana

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RebelSteve33]
#3921529 - 03/15/05 03:08 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

wearing a raincoat before the storm helps too!~

:penis:

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40oz

Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 30,119
Loc: Sandy Eggo. Ca.

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RebelSteve33]
#3921536 - 03/15/05 03:10 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

and dont bang hoes.

that always helps.

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RebelSteve33
Amateur Mycologist

Registered: 05/28/02
Posts: 3,774
Loc: Arizona

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: 40oz]
#3921553 - 03/15/05 03:13 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

You guys are silly! :laugh:

Of course wearing a raincoat before the storm is the best course of action, but sometimes you just happen to get caught in the rain without one.

... Or, in my case, you are so drunk that you don't realize it's raining! Heh. Regardless, I just want to be safe. It's possible to get STD's from oral sex, too, you know.

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RedNucleus
Causal Observer

Registered: 02/26/01
Posts: 4,103
Loc: The Seahorse Valley
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RebelSteve33]
#3921715 - 03/15/05 03:56 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

really? they sawed the tip of my thumb off to do my std tests

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RandalFlagg
Stranger

Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 15,608

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RebelSteve33]
#3921722 - 03/15/05 03:57 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

I remember talking to you about our locations and it turned out that we were geographically very close to each other. Given that you live in the same area I do, I would suggest that you wear condoms!!! Too many hoes up here in this corner of 'vania.

I just got tested myself. I will get my test results on Thursday. I got tested for HIV, clamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

Please oh please oh please I don't have diseases!!

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Tomatadunothing
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Registered: 05/16/03
Posts: 500
Last seen: 18 years, 8 months

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RedNucleus]
#3921728 - 03/15/05 03:58 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Just the tip? I got screwed.

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4bin
Sofa Gazer

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 122
Loc: 46 & 2

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: Tomatadunothing]
#3921747 - 03/15/05 04:01 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Tomatadunothing said:
Just the tip? I got screwed.

Just your thumb!?
Wish I would have read this last week.

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Phychotron
Crazy Mofo

Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 9,102
Loc: In A Forest Of Colossal F...
Last seen: 3 years, 11 months

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RebelSteve33]
#3922087 - 03/15/05 05:34 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

i think you were tested for drugs, not std's... :lol:

and when i firest read that, i somehow got the image that they dipped the q-tip into the pee, then swabbed the inside of your mouth :lol:

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RedNucleus
Causal Observer

Registered: 02/26/01
Posts: 4,103
Loc: The Seahorse Valley
Last seen: 3 years, 5 months

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: Phychotron]
#3924631 - 03/16/05 08:00 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Nah, it was STD testing. As an option, when you go, they ask you if you want your HIV test to be oral. That's when they just swab your mouth with a q-tip. I chose thumb amputation though, because ever since my last LSD + Psilocybin extract + Marijuana + Vicodin + N20 + Coke freebase + Ether + Absinthe + Percocet + Salvia + Codeine + Meth + Steroids + Alcohol + Cheerios binge, Satan's been trying to make my fingernails turn against me.

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goobler
Reanimated

Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 48,909

Re: Getting Tested

[Re: RandalFlagg]
#3924663 - 03/16/05 08:17 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
I remember talking to you about our locations and it turned out that we were geographically very close to each other. Given that you live in the same area I do, I would suggest that you wear condoms!!! Too many hoes up here in this corner of 'vania.

I just got tested myself. I will get my test results on Thursday. I got tested for HIV, clamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

Please oh please oh please I don't have diseases!!

trifecta babay!

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