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InvisibleRebelSteve33
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Getting Tested
    #3921510 - 03/15/05 05:03 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Hey guys and gals!
I'm here to make a quick public service announcement!  :laugh:

Today I went and got myself checked for STD's, and it was a surprisingly pleasant experience!  See, the last time I got tested, they stuck a Q-tip up my urethra (definitely not pleasant) and drew blood from my arm, but this time was way different. 

They have these new techniques now that are completely painless.  All you have to do is pee in a cup and let them swab the inside of your mouth with a Q-tip. 

That's right folks, it's really that easy!
So go out and get yourself tested today... It's smart, it's safe, and it's fun!  :laugh:


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #3921529 - 03/15/05 05:08 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

wearing a raincoat before the storm helps too!~

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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #3921536 - 03/15/05 05:10 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

and dont bang hoes.

that always helps.


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: 40oz]
    #3921553 - 03/15/05 05:13 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

You guys are silly!  :laugh:

Of course wearing a raincoat before the storm is the best course of action, but sometimes you just happen to get caught in the rain without one. 

... Or, in my case, you are so drunk that you don't realize it's raining!  Heh.  Regardless, I just want to be safe.  It's possible to get STD's from oral sex, too, you know.


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #3921715 - 03/15/05 05:56 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

really? they sawed the tip of my thumb off to do my std tests


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #3921722 - 03/15/05 05:57 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I remember talking to you about our locations and it turned out that we were geographically very close to each other. Given that you live in the same area I do, I would suggest that you wear condoms!!! Too many hoes up here in this corner of 'vania.

I just got tested myself. I will get my test results on Thursday. I got tested for HIV, clamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

Please oh please oh please I don't have diseases!!


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3921728 - 03/15/05 05:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Just the tip? I got screwed.


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: Tomatadunothing]
    #3921747 - 03/15/05 06:01 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Tomatadunothing said:
Just the tip? I got screwed.



Just your thumb!?
Wish I would have read this last week.


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RebelSteve33]
    #3922087 - 03/15/05 07:34 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

i think you were tested for drugs, not std's... :lol:

and when i firest read that, i somehow got the image that they dipped the q-tip into the pee, then swabbed the inside of your mouth :lol: :bitch:


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: Phychotron]
    #3924631 - 03/16/05 10:00 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Nah, it was STD testing. As an option, when you go, they ask you if you want your HIV test to be oral. That's when they just swab your mouth with a q-tip. I chose thumb amputation though, because ever since my last LSD + Psilocybin extract + Marijuana + Vicodin + N20 + Coke freebase + Ether + Absinthe + Percocet + Salvia + Codeine + Meth + Steroids + Alcohol + Cheerios binge, Satan's been trying to make my fingernails turn against me.


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Re: Getting Tested [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #3924663 - 03/16/05 10:17 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
I remember talking to you about our locations and it turned out that we were geographically very close to each other. Given that you live in the same area I do, I would suggest that you wear condoms!!! Too many hoes up here in this corner of 'vania.

I just got tested myself. I will get my test results on Thursday. I got tested for HIV, clamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.

Please oh please oh please I don't have diseases!!




trifecta babay!


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