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Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai?
    #3915703 - 03/14/05 10:01 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

I saw a post about ninjas and samurais in spirituality/philosophy forums, and it made me post this in here :crazy2:

Both are somewhat respectable positions.
Ninjas are more like mercenaries, Samurai are more like soldiers/warriors.
Both have a code of honor, just w/ some different views.
Both practice the sword.
Both could kick any of our asses.
Ninjas fight for themselves (money), Samurai fight for a buncha things like a soldier.

So say a ninja is hired to kill a samurai's family while he is fighting in an unjust war.  The samurai comes back from the war and finds his family dead, hunts down the ninja and they end up fighting face to face in the woods somewhere or something.  Samurai is trained to fight face to face, but Ninja is trained to be misleading with movements and actions.

I vote Ninja, young grasshopper.  Ultimately i think the Ninja's ability to psyche the mind would be the victorious. :rolleyes:
Who would win in a fight, a Ninja or Samurai?
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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3915716 - 03/14/05 10:05 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

samurai, I think their both equal but samurai would win because they have much much better armor.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
    #3915719 - 03/14/05 10:07 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

The good guy ALWAYS wins. It's all about the samurai.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
    #3915725 - 03/14/05 10:09 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

I disagree. The ninja is a killer trained to kill samurai (and other things). The samurai is trained to kill other samurai and does not usually fight ninja. So the ninja has the advantage.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
    #3915731 - 03/14/05 10:12 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

yea but not all ninjas were "bad" and not all samurai's were "good". a bad samurai would fight in an unjust war because he was told to (like Iraq) a good one would say no. a bad ninja would steal left and right for bad people, a good ninja would steal and kill for good causes like robin hood.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: infamous]
    #3915741 - 03/14/05 10:15 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

The samuri has better armor, but the ninja has more speed and can most likely dodge most blows the samuri throws

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3915757 - 03/14/05 10:20 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Ninjas. Durr

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: NewfoundFreedom]
    #3915777 - 03/14/05 10:26 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

The rouge element of the ninja is kind of facinating.  I'm changing my vote to ninja.  I like the whole Robin Hood thing. 

:ninja:


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: CherryBom]
    #3915778 - 03/14/05 10:28 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

duuuuude, i didnt know we had a ninja smiley!


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3915919 - 03/14/05 11:05 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Samurai would kick a ninjas ass any day, it's a proven fact.

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3915928 - 03/14/05 11:08 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

As much as I like the ninja, and would cheer him/her on in the fight. I think the samurai would win. One is trained in discreet, efficent killing, and one is trained for battle and combat. One served as a spy, while the other as a mercenary. I think a flat out duel is where the samurai would excel.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3915945 - 03/14/05 11:12 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

i like ninjas, they're cool looking :smile:


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3916098 - 03/14/05 11:47 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

All I know about samurai I learned from "Abarenbo Shogun" and "The Last Samurai." Samurai are frigging crazy. But don't you know? Ninja's flip out and chop people's heads off ALL THE TIME!

Didn't you watch Ninja Turtles as a kid? What's wrong with those of you who voted samurai? Where do your loyalties lie?


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3916100 - 03/14/05 11:48 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

I think it would matter on what the battle was like. If, as you said, they met face to face, my money is on the samurai. Samurai are trained to fight face to face all the time, while ninjas were often stealth asassins. The ninja relies on the element of suprise, so if he were to sneak up on said samurai, senior samurai would say bye bye.

:ninja: :samurai:


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3916106 - 03/14/05 11:49 AM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

RedNukleus said:
All I know about samurai I learned from "Abarenbo Shogun" and "The Last Samurai."  Samurai are frigging crazy. But don't you know? Ninja's flip out and chop people's heads off ALL THE TIME!



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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: beejay]
    #3916213 - 03/14/05 12:11 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

It's all abouyt the Samurai. Better armor, more combat training, and his family was killed?? He's gonna be -pissed- during that fight. Like Maximus.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: freddurgan]
    #3916301 - 03/14/05 12:35 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

tmnt kicks everybodys ass

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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3916336 - 03/14/05 12:43 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

Quote:

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.






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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: Edge]
    #3916348 - 03/14/05 12:45 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

are you serious?
Samurais hands down.

Ninja's pull some sneaky shit tho.


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Re: Who would win in a fight, Ninja or Samurai? [Re: baraka]
    #3916355 - 03/14/05 12:46 PM (19 years, 9 days ago)

My mom could take em both :lol:


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