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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911312 - 03/13/05 12:22 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

Maybe you should give her sister a call first.

It might turn out that nothing happened.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911316 - 03/13/05 12:22 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

wait wait! you're going to get dumped and you didnt even ask her sister if you actually had sex? Ask your girlfriend's sister! maybe you got drunk and made out with her and fell asleep. peeing a long time is just an indication that you drank.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: RedNucleus]
    #3911333 - 03/13/05 12:26 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

ok good point, I'll call her and when I'm done I'll finish this reply.





So I just talked to her and she immediately started out with "nothing hapenned last night" I asked her what she was talking about and she was like "you know... well..."

eventually she came out with it and well... we didnt  :doggystyle: ,

but she did  :blowme:

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911346 - 03/13/05 12:28 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

I think you've still got to tell your gf. She'll eventually find out from her sister if you don't. But at least you may not lose your gf if you didn't have sex.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Deadmaker]
    #3911356 - 03/13/05 12:30 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

the simplest solution is to have the sex with both of them

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Deadmaker]
    #3911359 - 03/13/05 12:31 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

i'm going to tell her of course, i just don't know how

i really don't wanna come out with it and say "i got drunk last night and got a blowjob from Rissy"

rissy- her sis

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911360 - 03/13/05 12:31 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

Have some self control, dick.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3911368 - 03/13/05 12:34 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

i'm well aware that I totally fucked up and anything I get i pretty much deserve

i didnt need a hateful camel selling me self control

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911369 - 03/13/05 12:34 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

Rissy is the name of her sissy?

I say don't tell her. Sure, it's the honest thing to do, but if you do tell her you're going to ruin their relationship as sisters.





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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911373 - 03/13/05 12:35 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

wtf is her sister's problem?


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911380 - 03/13/05 12:37 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

I know a guy who is always doing stupid shit, then he goes "I know I fucked up!, what do you want me to say?!?"

He's a dick.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911392 - 03/13/05 12:39 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

it makes me happy that the shroomery has sex emoticons graphical enough that you can describe specific sex acts. hahah


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911396 - 03/13/05 12:40 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

yeah that sucks...I feel for ya.

do what you feel is right for you.

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I had something simular happen to me when I was in my 20's.

I was dating this really hot gal.
She went out of town for the weekend to visit her folks...in Portland.
I went over to her house to crash on her water bed...she said I could stay there.

Woke up a few hours later...to my dick getting sucked in the dark.
I was thinking.."wow the girl friend came back a day early".
So I turned on the lamp next to the bed.
Yeah...you guessed it.
It was her older sister.
and I get this from her..."I have always wanted to fuck you...and I have known you longer than my sister, so I decided to raping your ass".

Well...being a guy...I let her finish sucking me off.
And then... being the good guy that I am... I had to fuck her to repay her for the good blow job she had gave me.  :smirk:

The girl friend came back home from out of town...the next day.

A few days went by...nothing seems wrong.
I'm sweating bullets...btw
She comes up and says..."you know, I don't care that you fucked my sister".  :shocked:
I was thinking..."I'm safe its gonna be ok".  :grin:
Then she lets me have it...with both barrels..."but you shouldn't have fucked my sister on my water bed!!!!".  :shocked: :crazy: :shocked: :crazy:

then it was..."Get the fuck out...and don't come back!!!".  :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:

go figgure!~


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TODAY]
    #3911397 - 03/13/05 12:40 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

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TODAY said:
wtf is her sister's problem?



My thoughts exactly. You get so drunk that you are incoherent and then her sister decides its a good idea to blow you? If her sister was sober enough to remember doing it then she was sober enough to know better. Sounds like your girlfriend has as much reason to be angry at her sister as she does you. Either way I still think you're in deep shit....and so is the sister.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3911410 - 03/13/05 12:43 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

I say tell her, cuz if you don't, the sister will have you by the balls (and not in a good way) for as long as the girlfriend doesn't know what went on.  And it probably doesn't matter to the girlfriend if you guys had sex or not, oral sex is still sex right?

I would venture to say that this guy's next post will be "well, as I figured she dumped me."

Move on and don't make the mistake again.  :smile:

Cheers.


McKennaDMT


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3911427 - 03/13/05 12:47 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

I am a dick... I am a liar, a cheat, a scum.

Well anwyay I'm going to tell her... wish me luck!

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911453 - 03/13/05 12:53 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

Your gonna tell her, you nuts?


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: gdman]
    #3911458 - 03/13/05 12:54 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

I would never lie to her.

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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: Freeker]
    #3911459 - 03/13/05 12:54 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

your boned either way I guess, but maybe her sister won't tell, after all you both got drunk. You didn't have sex.


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Re: I banged my girlfriends sister [Re: gdman]
    #3911467 - 03/13/05 12:56 PM (19 years, 20 days ago)

i thought you were gonna go down there and tell her already

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